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You'd think that with his perfectly spherical shiny naked head Delph would be good at heading. But no.

I've said it many time. Keane would be far better deployed as a striker. I'm not even joking.

Let's have another now please god, please buddha, please allah, please zeus.

Maguire is their Keane. Thank fuck.

Lovely Gordon. One day he will score one that isn't a deflection off someone else.

Keane is all at sea. Everything he does is wrong. Why on earth did her turn down the wing there and close off all his options and bring pressure, when he could turn the other way and open up about three of our players. FFS Dom, you can get to fuck too.

We must be cursed. I have never known a team to slip, stumble and clatter about as much as we do.

I'm sorry Bisaka keeps fucking booting Richi. Needs a yellow.

We are fucking useless.

How was that not a foul on Richi?

FFS I wish we'd fucking go at them when we have the ball. Doing nothing with it at all.

Fuck me Keane at the beginning and end of giving them that chance.

Keane lunging in AGAIN only minutes after getting sent off for it in his last match.

The commentator just said that we've made twice as many errors leading to goals than any other team in the division. That's the difference between relegation and safety this season.

Instead of taking every opportunity to knock it back already.

Keane looked like he was dying inside already as the camera zoomed slowly in on his face.

I know it's a long shot. It's the hope that gets you isn't it.

Silence in the tunnel.

United team looks insanely strong. But we can do them if we don't make mistakes.

Remember when he looked amazing and we called him God Benfrey. 100 years ago.

If we do go down - I'm one that thinks we will - is there a chance that the club will go bankrupt with Usmanov sanctions, stadium debt, highly paid wasters that no one will want, nae cash anyway? If we got rid of everyone and brought through a load of youngsters, I'd be quite excited about that. Because I've worked out that I love the club, but hate the players and people in charge.

Even with all the errors. If just 5 of those crosses into the box had been better, If Patterson hadn't done his ankle and played, If Gray had been brought on earlier. We would have go something out that game.

It's really brought me down this result. If we go down, we go down, I think I could deal with that, but it's a misery of watching the mistakes and fuck ups that really hurts.

Frank doesn't seem to know what to do, but even if he did we can't keep making all these errors. Literally every single game, even when we play okay, we slit our own throats. I've no idea how we can stop dropping clusterfucks every single match.

Kenny passing it back. It's a disgrace that he hasn't been replaced - how couldn't Frank see it?