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Finally Gray picks Myko and we get a corner.

Either Myko is invisible to Gray or he can't stand him.

He's dicked everything up apart from that cross for the Richi mess.

So lucky that some Delph shithousery got us the ball back after we totally screwed up the recycle and break there.

He's done it a couple of times now.

Gray just doesn't trust Myko does he?

Another wasted set piece.

That Jewsbury-Hall looks a player.

If only Richi had controlled that ball in. What a time to 50p feet it.

Delph's passing has been bollocks tonight. He's not just missing the pass, but pulling his team mates out of position as he does it.

What the hell was that from Myko. Too many players hiding or just booting the ball away in panic as soon as they get it.

I thought that was in, I was already celebrating. How did he miss so horribly.

Iwobi was so lucky then, 1 cm away from being another gift. And what happened on the right wing before. Coleman worked himself some space and then we just shit the bed - the players that got the ball couldn't wait to just one touch it away and hide.

It's a mess. Whatever planning and preparation is supposed to have happened is having the opposite effect.

I don't think they realise the season ever started.

Crowd are already getting nasty.

What is this? A passage of about 30 seconds of intense pressing and building pressure, and then to a man we all stop and step back and let them out the box.

Absolute toss. Literally no intensity or any kind of organisation. What are they playing at? Whatever it is it's not football.

Well that was a typically great start from us.

Sadly for us there is something wrong with him. Loads of rumours as to what it is, but it's between the ears rather than a physical thing. I bet we didn't even due proper due diligence before we signed him either; we just bought those magic beans as the man said they were free (conditions attached). Say what you want about Levy, but he's a shrewd businessman, there's a reason they couldn't wait to get rid of him.

Anyone else going to watch the Norwich Burnley game? COME ON YOU YELLOW BASTARDS!

I work and live abroad jobbing around the international institutions. Theres always work but often it’s piecemeal. Something will turn up, but its a stress not knowing what or where it will be. Thanks for the support though!

I really needed us to win this. Times are hard in the badaids home: I’m going to be out of work in 4 months, and a home and the wife and daughter are miserable about it. We’ll work something out and Everton’s woes makes things worse, so when we win the world seems a little lighter.

Well done Gordon - just made some kid's week.

Pickford pulled off 3 of 4 amazing saves there. We played like a team for once today, I think Iwobi or Myko has my MOTM. DCL get to fuck if you can't be arsed.