GoldfishMemory Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 The offside rule explained for the ladies.... You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) Total furking genious... ..wait til the wife gets home!!! Edited January 31, 2006 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Total furking genious... ..wait til the wife gets home!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why is that she out buying shoes?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Always.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Droobie Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 This is classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_nose_angel Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Oooo So thats what it means! Now i get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 GREAT THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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