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Benitez responded: "Never mind Craig's history, his conduct since joining us has been perfect for me. He is desperate to do well for Liverpool and you cannot say anything about him."

 

HAHHAHHAHHAHAHA apart from hes an annoying mong

 

Another one, Mohamed sissoko isnt a diving idiot fag shithouse

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

In other news, tomorrow is friday, crack open the Chianti Classico

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Nice analogy Goldfish

 

Fixing my PC doesn't quite make me a god amongst men more a slightly nerdier man amongst men.

 

Anyway as others have said watching Everton win always makes me happy, also seeing Utd or Liverpool lose and to a lesser extent Chelski brings a smile to my face. Also Liverpool fans on radio city moaning how they aren't top and haven't won the league in 10 years when they 'deserve' success and how a club like theirs has to win things. There are supporters of about 10 other teams in the league who feel similar and not everyone can win it accept it :D

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Swithced footy on telly sat night Pat time in 1st 10 mins after I switched on I saw a Kopite writhing & Bleeding on ground then would ya belive they conceed a dodgey goal.

 

I turned to Vick & said how good is this shit......Woooo....!!!

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The trotters are qulity mate . :)

 

I quite enjoy that very first pint after i finish work on a Friday night , doesn't touch the sides ( the pint that is ) . :D

I loved the bit when the barman opened the barhatch and Delboy went to lean on it.

The way he fell to the floor while Trigger was talking then looking round wondering

where he had gone.Then he just got up and said "come on Trig time we were going"

Absolute class. :lol::lol::lol:

Come on lads what are your favourite comedy moments cos I've got a few. :lol:

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I loved the bit when the barman opened the barhatch and Delboy went to lean on it.

The way he fell to the floor while Trigger was talking then looking round wondering

where he had gone.Then he just got up and said "come on Trig time we were going"

Absolute class. :lol::lol::lol:

Come on lads what are your favourite comedy moments cos I've got a few. :lol:

 

Only fools is class but the episode of Bottom with the gas man cracked me up for weeks, stabbed him in the nuts with a fork to check he was dead then rolled him in a carpet and threw him out the window onto the roof of a double decker.

 

Absolute classic!

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The whole of Alan Partridge does it for me...

 

Head teacher - 'I wish you sweated over your job like I do over mine'

 

Alan - 'I dont sweat cos I use lynx africa'

 

:lol:

 

And the one where he's explaining the whole of 'the spy who loved me'

 

http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0609602/quotes

 

Thats the manuscript for that bit, Classic Stuff

 

.........

 

And The Office, all gold, the one where there doing staff training....

 

'I think there's been a rape up there' :lol: PML!!

 

........

 

One more, Fawlty Towers, when he twats his car with a branch :lol:

 

.......

 

English Comedy is superb :D

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Partridge is class ian especially the one where he rips the pi55 outta the norfolk farmers :lol::lol::lol:

 

'' You've got plumbs in your mouth , a a a and they've got beaks '' or '' I've see n the big eared boys on the farm , like to stick to your own don't ya ''

 

Hahahaah quality stuff MR P :lol::lol::lol:

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