Ian Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Things you love.... When you have a one wipe shit....magic When you get charged less for items you've bought Watching MOTD when we've just won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 My fence is looking the f*cking business, the dog's doodies, the cat's pajama's, the bee's knee's. I am a happy camper, and very positive indeed. ATVB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 i like my new room. TV, PC, all 5 guitars and 2 amps. dvd player, 5 disc CD changer. and sofa bed for visitors. its heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xavier Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Watching Bellamy swear at opponents, refs etc always gets me laughing my arse off! I'm just 'hahahahaha' like a mad man for 10-15 secs. A football manager win against a big club makes me happy. Watching Seinfeld too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Benitez responded: "Never mind Craig's history, his conduct since joining us has been perfect for me. He is desperate to do well for Liverpool and you cannot say anything about him." HAHHAHHAHHAHAHA apart from hes an annoying mong Another one, Mohamed sissoko isnt a diving idiot fag shithouse Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah In other news, tomorrow is friday, crack open the Chianti Classico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 .....?? Its already open by the sounds of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Fixing your own PC makes you feel like a champion amongst men Admittedly once I got the case off I was poking around like a virgin in a pair of damp panties but like on that fine day in my youth I seem to have worked my very own bit of magic and ignited a spark somewhere deep inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Nice analogy Goldfish Fixing my PC doesn't quite make me a god amongst men more a slightly nerdier man amongst men. Anyway as others have said watching Everton win always makes me happy, also seeing Utd or Liverpool lose and to a lesser extent Chelski brings a smile to my face. Also Liverpool fans on radio city moaning how they aren't top and haven't won the league in 10 years when they 'deserve' success and how a club like theirs has to win things. There are supporters of about 10 other teams in the league who feel similar and not everyone can win it accept it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Got off me ass & pulled out some cables & finally got the home Cable Tv diverting thru me Pc TV Card for the purpose of mostly recording football. Worked a treat, wraped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEWOLF Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Everton winning and beating the RS Watching Only fools and horses just cracks me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Swithced footy on telly sat night Pat time in 1st 10 mins after I switched on I saw a Kopite writhing & Bleeding on ground then would ya belive they conceed a dodgey goal. I turned to Vick & said how good is this shit......Woooo....!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willo Posted October 2, 2006 Report Share Posted October 2, 2006 Watching Only fools and horses just cracks me up. 52590[/snapback] The trotters are qulity mate . I quite enjoy that very first pint after i finish work on a Friday night , doesn't touch the sides ( the pint that is ) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 I'm positive I'm an Evertonian and I need money to play in the shed. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEWOLF Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 The trotters are qulity mate . I quite enjoy that very first pint after i finish work on a Friday night , doesn't touch the sides ( the pint that is ) . I loved the bit when the barman opened the barhatch and Delboy went to lean on it. The way he fell to the floor while Trigger was talking then looking round wondering where he had gone.Then he just got up and said "come on Trig time we were going" Absolute class. Come on lads what are your favourite comedy moments cos I've got a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 I loved the bit when the barman opened the barhatch and Delboy went to lean on it.The way he fell to the floor while Trigger was talking then looking round wondering where he had gone.Then he just got up and said "come on Trig time we were going" Absolute class. Come on lads what are your favourite comedy moments cos I've got a few. Only fools is class but the episode of Bottom with the gas man cracked me up for weeks, stabbed him in the nuts with a fork to check he was dead then rolled him in a carpet and threw him out the window onto the roof of a double decker. Absolute classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted October 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 The whole of Alan Partridge does it for me... Head teacher - 'I wish you sweated over your job like I do over mine' Alan - 'I dont sweat cos I use lynx africa' And the one where he's explaining the whole of 'the spy who loved me' http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0609602/quotes Thats the manuscript for that bit, Classic Stuff ......... And The Office, all gold, the one where there doing staff training.... 'I think there's been a rape up there' PML!! ........ One more, Fawlty Towers, when he twats his car with a branch ....... English Comedy is superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 That Del Boy bar scene ahs 2 be one of Tv's best classics moments. Even after 10,000 views you no it is coming...But it still gets ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willo Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Partridge is class ian especially the one where he rips the pi55 outta the norfolk farmers '' You've got plumbs in your mouth , a a a and they've got beaks '' or '' I've see n the big eared boys on the farm , like to stick to your own don't ya '' Hahahaah quality stuff MR P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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