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I'm aware, nor has Donachie been coaching at the club.

Hallam Hope will be making his debut for Barbados tomorrow.

I walked past a child, maybe 3 or 4 years old and her mother yesterday. Mother: Well, I don't know that toy, maybe it's an American toy you've seen on Youtube. Child: No it's not, it's a toy I made up. I made it up, mum. The fact that a kid so young was watching Youtube surprised me.

I've just discovered that Willie Donachie is the manager of Montserrat.

I don't understand how the Great British Bake Off is so popular.

There was something wrong with the site this morning. Only the letter "x" was appearing. It's related to the TapaTalk application. I disabled it and the site works again. I'm not sure what the problem was.

In Florida, several people were streaming Madden online (playing the American Football game 'Madden' and broadcasting their match so others could watch over the internet) and were killed when someone shot them. It was broadcast live, two are confirmed dead.

There was a video doing the rounds recently of some random guy putting a plastic cup in urinals at a festival, waiting for people to inadvertently fill it, return to it and drink from it. It was purposeful, he did it several times. https://twitter.com/Broujiee/status/1032228094827012096

Extract from an interview with Rubin Kazan manager Kurban Berdyev at http://russianfootballnews.com/interview-kurban-berdyev-azmoun-arsenal-celtic-everton/

Angry Birds is a great (mobile) game to be fair.

He's signed for Blackburn on a free transfer.

Former Everton Ladies player Alex Culvin interview:

Someone responded to "You can't pull the wool over my eyes." with that's literally the reason he lost the England job.

Captain Coleman.

He's joined Stoke on loan.

Neville Southall's been getting stick on Twitter for letting someone who promotes the 'adult baby' fetish use his account. I didn't expect to be typing that. He's previously let drug charities, mental health advocates and sex workers use his account.

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/2018/08/13/stadium-development-director-appointed

His name is an anagram of Colin Harris.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

"FC Barcelona and Everton FC have reached an agreement for the transfer of player Yerry Mina. The English team will pay FC Barcelona 30 M 250 thousand euros plus 1.5 M euros in variables. The Club reserves the right to repurchase the player. FC Barcelona expressly thanked Yerry Mina for his commitment and dedication and wishes him a lot of luck and success in the future."

https://allafrica.com/stories/201808080782.html Giant gaming firm SportPesa, which incidentally is the jersey sponsors for both clubs, are involved in organizing this match. The firm's chief executive Ronald Karauri told to Nairobi News arrangements are ongoing and an announcement will be made soon. "We are working with Everton to get the best possible date and will announce in the coming week," Karauri said.

https://globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/futebol-internacional/noticia/everton-vence-disputa-com-milan-e-chelsea-por-bernard-diz-imprensa.ghtml Four year contract, €6m per annum.

Taking her out on holiday or taking her on holiday?

Everton Squad Numbers for 2018-19 1. Jordan Pickford 2. Mason Holgate 3. Leighton Baines 4. Michael Keane 6. Phil Jagielka 7. Yannick Bolasie 8. Kevin Mirallas 9. Sandro Ramirez 10. Gylfi Sigurdsson 11. Theo Walcott 12. Lucas Digne 14. Cenk Tosun 15. Cuco Martina 16. James McCarthy 17. Idrissa Gana Gueye 18. Morgan Schneiderlin 19. Oumar Niasse 21. Muhamed Besic 22. Maarten Stekelenburg 23. Seamus Coleman 26. Tom Davies 27. Nikola Vlasic 28. Kieran Dowell 29. Dominic Calvert-Lewin 30. Richarlison 31. Ademola Lookman 32. Joe Williams 33. Callum Connolly 34. Beni Baningime 38. Matthew Pennington 41. Mateusz Hewelt 43. Jonjoe Kenny 49. Antonee Robinson

I forbid it.