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We were awful today and Coleman especially needs a break as that would have been his 3rd giveaway of the season and he's been poor in recent games. I gave my vote to Pienaar, as he looked our most composed player. Mirallas and Osman need to pack their bags in January if they don't buck up. We are a mess at the minute, and getting away with it points wise. Worst performance of the year for me.

Newcastle can be so hit or miss. Pressure building on the special one?

What we're you expecting? A Necrophilia session? They're dead. :dont know:

For me that shows what a total clown Garth Crooks is. Baines was one of our disappointing players and is starting to drift into the 'let's give it to a popular player' category.

I can't expect a fiery knuckle dragging Glaswegian to approach life with the same poetical elegance and romance as a gentle sophisticated leader of men and lover of women as myself young Nikica.

You care what your local Kebab shop think? You wouldn't want to walk from Greece to Tenerife either lol.

Who gives a toss about GOT a few years ago. I did one today but wank you very much for the feedback.

Thanks Blue250, I laughed out loud.

Tim Howler Seamus Bogeyman - Phil Jaggededge - Transylvania Distin - Late n pains Leon Axeman - Gareth Batty - James Macabre - Ross Barking - Steven Spleenjar Nikita Yellow witch

Can I plug my forum if only to ask if you like my Halloween theme?

Sometimes you have to enjoy football for what it is. If my neighbours flowers attract beautiful butterflies, I can still enjoy them whilst loving my own flowers. If I chase them off just to spite the neighbour, I lose my enjoyment of watching them also. Yes, I'd like them to come to my garden, but I can't afford the flowers they are attracted to. Some folk would rather rid the world of wonder than have somebody else enjoy it.

Don't get me wrong, the guy is a pain in the ass, but he is a gifted player too, which would be a shame if he left.

I didn't even know you had a match. I'm falling behind.

I've not long come back from Turkey, and it was the best place I've ever been to. To say it's 3rd world is unusual. I was very impressed with the Turkish people, who I should add are exactly the same as us in every way, only work harder than we do. If you ever go on holiday and never visit their country you will be missing something very special. That is why players might want to go there. I don't know if their league is great, but their country is stunning.

Beards scare me

I detect a web of deceit and conspiracy

He hand balled in the World Cup against a lowly African team, and the media ensured it didn't go down well.

What makes you think they are one offs Bailey? Not being caught / punished is not always the same as not being guilty. Barkley and Pienaar spend more time on their arse than they do on their feet. The stats say they are the most fouled players, but what do other fans say? All about notoriety. Suarez wasn't afforded a blank canvas in which to start from if we're honest. He had the wrath of many before he'd even kicked a ball over here.

Didn't Baines get carded recently for simulation? Jags won us a penalty a season or so ago with a dive. Phil Neville was the funniest diver of all, but it was still a dive. I don't think anybody says Suarez is the epitome of a sportsman, but because he is possibly the top striker in the game he gets noticed.

Surely Kone was plan A and Lukaku plan B so why are we not already prepared?

I was reading the RAWK forum last night and questioned how they felt our players wouldn't get into the top 6 sides in the league. I'm fine with an opinion of our players, but was curious as to how they came to discount Everton as a top 6 team, yet include themselves, despite finishing 7th and 8th in the last 2 seasons.

I read about the Rodwell thing last night and have to say thought it was a ridiculous suggestion that we would offer 8m for a player we felt wasn't going to make it here a few seasons ago.

You write very well Nikica and keep things interesting throughout. I will have to kidnap you and chain you to my website as my weekly residential blogger. Are you an Everton fan or a Liverpool fan?

Sunderland are 1-0 up against Newcastle.

I think strikers need to prove themselves in the Premier League before they can claim to be the best. Doing it in France or Spain, and doing it against the Prem defenders every week is a different kettle of fish.