Mirallas

Marco, you are a douche.

Coloccini, Krul, Tioté, Cabaye, Ba, Cissé, Ben Arfa and Obertan would all be more than worthy of the Everton starting line-up.

Newcastle has a lot stronger team. Especially on midfield and in the attack.

.... That's what she said

He calls himself Vadis Odjidja, Club Bruges calls him Vadis Odjidja, his teammates call him Vadis Odjidja, his friends call him Vadis Odjidja, on TV everyone calles him Vadis Odjidja and all the media, newspapers and sports sites leave out the Ofoe. It's like Luis Suarez. No one says Luis Suarez Diaz, right? You don't say the "Diaz". Neither do you say the "Ofoe". It's Vadis Odjidja. and "Vadis Odjidja" is just as Ghanaian as "Ofoe", cause, neither is Belgian

Hey I heard your mother is as fat as Grant Holt

GUYS. I'll say it again. His name is not Ofoe. He is called Odjidja. Vadis Odjidja. No one ever says the "Ofoe" part of his name.

Hey Marcopaulo! I just read Everton was preparing a bid on Gibson from Man Utd!

Bruges is not Belgium's beer capital. Beer is made everywhere in Belgium, but historically, perhaps Brussels might be Belgiums beer capital, though also Roeselare en Mechelen etc have their beer history and actuality. Bruges is, together with Brussels, Belgium's CHOCOLATE capital. Not beer.

And hence the conception of the rumour that Everton is signing Stijn Stijnen.

Was dat op Forumclub?

oh djid jah

After Belgian footballers, it seems like also the Belgian fans are flooding in. How about a dutch speaking forum? And a fraternization with Club Brugge. Blauw en zwart forever.

Man, who the deuce is 'Ofoe'? Everyone says Vadis Odjidja

I know it's from Twitter I said it cause somehow he's aware that you guys don't know Odjidja. How else than through the community's forum?

Vincent Kompany reads this forum

Any speculation on whether the deal came through or not is futile. Just wait until all parties get official confirmation from Fifa.

Being a Club Brugge fan, let me tell you this: Vadis Odjidja is often seen as the best all-round midfielder in the Belgian competition. He has plenty of talent and is still young. What you see in the videos is off course a selection of his best actions, but it gives you a pretty idea of what he typically does on the pitch. I'll make a nuance though: ever since his injury halfway last season, he hasn't been exactly the same, though he's shown flashes of genius. He's had a lot of poor games, bad touches and seems to have lost some motivation and charisma in the games. Almost as if he didn't really feel like winning. I don't know what it was... off course he's had to deal with the loss of his foster mom. I recall that was a really sad moment. If you can get him motivated and train him properly, you can get a lot out of the guy. Maybe a spell to Everton will do him good. Right now I'm reading that the administrative part of the deal hasn't been finished yet and that it might have come too late to come true. I give it a 50% chance of happening. Even though I'm a Brugge fan, I hope it happens. It'll be good for Vadis, good for EFC and create opportunities for Club Brugge.

Wait for it, in an hour or 6 or 7 we'll have Rube telling us we signed Kennedy

This transfer window synthesis: Chelsea buys Marin, Chelsea buys Hazard, Chelsea buys Oscar and Chelsea buys Moses. Meanwhile Chelsea keep Lukaku, De Bruyne and Courtois out on loan . A strategy which the French like to call "putain".

Tottenham have Dempsey O_o

They spent 10 million on a first goalkeeper, not a fourth.

WHy is the American commentor during the SuperCup game saying that Chelsea has been busy on the transfer market today... LOANING BOYATA TO TWENTE

I repeat; I cannot believe Chelsea hasn't chased Falcao, but instead constantly went for overpriced obsolete Hulk....

I think I should be modded. I'd bring fresh energy in the mod squad and because I live in another time zone, I can mod 1 hour earlier than the other mods, which is a massive asset. Moreover, my avatar is Darkwing Duck.