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I want Spurs to finish 4th so that someone else can feel the bollocks that the RS dish out. IF they finish 4th and Arse finish 5th and the Arse win the CL, then Spurs dont qualify!!! AND ALL BECAUSE OF THE RS - its great coz its normally us receiving the shitty end of the RS stick!

I take it that it has to be players that are CURRENTLY playing so here goes: Robinson Neville Terry Stam Maldini Beckham Makalele Kaka Ronaldinho Shevchenko Henry Subs: Gio Van Bronkhurst, Rooney, Lampard, Et'o, Adriano Reserves: Gerrard, Messi, Dida, Cech

One name: Henry...

Lads (and the occasional girl) Just been past Bellefield - its not the best of news... Pongolle was there! Is this a sign?!??!

Typical RS response - 'I'm not sure if he was a real liverpool fan' - why is that - did he have a scouse accent?!?!

Xavier - do you even know where Millwall is? How can anyone say that the Indian Health service is better than the NHS?!!? Do you even have a health service - and if so, i bet you have to pay for it and if that is the case - then our Bupa service is a million miles better than the NHS so I doubt yours even comes close...

What VDM and Ferrari Issue??? My mate works for the EFC website and I too have heard the rumours that VDM likes the odd beverage or five. I also heard that Kilbane likes the odd pint as well! Ferrari will sign - no other fucker will have him. VDM will get fit and will score - like a fat kanchelskis.

Li Tie - surely we cant still be taking more money from the slants than we pay this fooker in wages! Davis - see ya! Kilbane - another wage saving - unless we discovers how to run the 100m in under 4 minutes Ferguson - thanks, but more of a hinderence than a help now Weir -the crystal ball shows a hot coco and a nice tartan blanket infront of a coal fire Pistone - money grabbing italian twat - sack him, no longer required - probably sitting in a nice Italian coffee bar laughing his tits off, smoking cuban cigars and throwing money about everywhere. twit Naysmith - anyone see aaron lennon make him look sunday league? thats because he is sunday league AT BEST - GOOD RIDDANCE - Utter shite. I would feel guilty on Tranmere if we gave him away to Tranmere! Apart from that - we have a solid squad (ha ha ha!) We desperately need signings, its horrible when you write down how much dross is in our squad... But as has been said - - Reality check - they'll ALL still be there for the 06/07 season. Kilbane was the first to sign his deal last year until 2009 - the sly twat knew he would be shit and probably couldn't believe his luck when Moyesy strolled in with a lengthy contract - twat.

Malaga - bottom of La Liga and he has only managed to get 9 starts.... what does that tell you.. I think that EFC should sign... Jaaskilinen (good, reliable keeper) Ferrari Pennant - he might be headless some times but he is a pacy right winger. A striker (spencer or the lad from cardiff - but not for £3m) I think that we also need a back up for a both RB and LB positions - lets try Patrick Boyle...?

Defo Savage Then Alan Smith Then Shearer (although he aint in the prem no more hehehe) then the whole RS team Then DEL HORNO - diving, cheating, moaning crying bastard.

Thats some team of world beaters - but you forgot the illustrious Danny Williamson and the coke addict, Billy Kenny... What about Preki? John Ebbrell (before Royle) Jon Connor James hill blah blah blah blah And last but not least, HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE LEAVE SINNY VAMWAYS OUT?!?!?! LEGEND!

Were gonna need a bigger boat!(line from Jaws, I meant bigger bank account! ) can you get all those players for a fiver?!?!?!?!!?

Its quite long but the most important bit is that part where he declares himself as an Everton player next year!!! Happy days!

Arteta was on the EFC website's Toffeetalk chat room today. Does anybody know what he said or what questions were put to him? He was online from 12pm. (for 30 minutes).

Couldnt agree more. Big fish little pond Good at Tranmere, good at Cardiff - utter shite at West brom.

Very moving (as has been said) - if you are a scouser then I guarentee that you will now somebody effected by that ill-fated day however.... It was 17 yrs ago and for those that are not directly involved, its time to move on. As the author of the email attempts to suggest - the memorial contains umpteen thousand people that probably were not even born at the time - and they are there for ALL the wrong reasons - mass hysteria is what the author is trying to explain - its the same mass hysteria that made people gather in london for Diana's funeral and the queen mother's lying in state. Its mass hysteria that allows people to capitalise on miss fortune just so others can say 'I was there' 'i paid my respects'. My views about hillsborough are jaded - I wasn't very old at the time (11 i think) and I cannot comment about the printings made by the Sun newspaper - or who was to blame for a freak disaster that will hopefully never happen again. I feel for the people that lost their lives and I feel for those who lost a loved one. But as he says - no crappy wristband or banner is going to bring them back. good luck to the Author - i hope he can put it behind him.

Until it happens, then I will not read anything into it. Anyone remember Roy Keane-in one day he was in a Cheshire hotel with Moyes, a London Restaurant with BK and at Goodison talking to Wyness... He has a busy day. The Utd game that Arteta was at...he was also spotted having lunch with benitez and then seen the next day with Prick parry so its all bullshit until we have the £10m we deserve!! Plus, its not like we have to get rid - he is under contract until 2009 (the daft spaniard!) Where would he fit in the RS squad? Where would he fit in the Manc squad. The last thing either of them need is a play maker. United need a Carrick type player and RS have alonso, gerrard and Sissoko. They also have gonzalez on his way...

Koumas can stay in Cardiff - he is complete garbage. End of.

He's a load of shite. He plays for malaga - bottom of laliga and he doesn't even get picked most weeks. I have watched Revista La Liga every time Malaga have been on it and he has never been playing. If he cant get a game for the worst Spanish side (sunderland equivalent) then he is hardly going to set the premiership alight. Shite.

Yeah - Arteta is good but he cant turn a game around. Everyone was screaming for him to come against Sunderland - but he did fuck all. I rate him as a player - I really do. He has the quickest feet I have seen for a long time at Goodison park but.... my original point still stands - when he first signed and at the start of this season he was average and I didn't expect to get the class that we are seeing from him now. I knew he could produce it, he showed us back end of last season but I didn't think that he was interested. And I now fear that he has heard the whispers of a move and he is playing well because he is in the shop window. Hope not - but I wouldn't be surprised if BK aint lined him up for a Crappy £5m move to Newcastle or something. (hopefully not the RS). Phil Neville - no suprise - didn't think he was a world beater and he defo aint a world beater. nowhere near as good as carsley in my opinion at holding up the midfield - but is excellent in the team because it means that moyes can sub anyone from midfield or defence during a game - coz neville will fill the slot. McFadden - has surprised me - has played some good games. Chelsea at home in the cup - was the main man until they crunched him. Against the mancs at old trafford - was superb i thought Davies - waste of time - dissappointing that he aint settled in. VDM - sick note - no thanks, get better, stay better - we have had enough of that from big dunc Kroldrup - wasn't he the kit man for a bit? Ferrari - good signing hoep we can keep him. Could do well if we get european football. Beattie - though we were going to get another lacklustre season from him - but he has actually come good and he has lost his tits. Valente - won a CL medal - had to be good.

So whats the difference between a brewery and a gaming house when it comes to sponsoring top flight football? Make Hay whilst the sun shines I say...

Yep - and the reason they do that (McD's, Coke etc, Marlboro etc.) is to improve their reputation by buying it. And it works... Gambling is legal in this country - casinos are legal in this country. If mansion or any other gaming house want to put money in the game why is it anymore visually unacceptable than a brewery?!

We could be on this arguement all day. fact is Football, especially Everton needs a change at the top before anything like 'sensible' will be returned to our game. Boro carling cup game this season - £15 on the night. £10 juniors. United were charging £10 and £5 for juniors. As you say fozzie - you forked out £70 for 2 shirts - if you also took your lads the game that week... it would have cost £30 for you, £20 for each lad - thats £70 to go (before you buy sweets, crisps, drinks, parking, petrol (or public transport) etc.etc.) So in one week you may have forked out £140.00 just to sit in the cheap seats. But again, Everton is cheap compared to other places. Arsenal - you need a remortgage to get into Highbury

Fozzie, I'll think that you'll find ALL prem clubs are now charging similar money for someone's kid to be mascot. But in that price they get seats in an executive area, 3 course meals for 4, a signed match ball and shirt and a souvenier pennant. oh and they get their photo taken on the pitch, with the manager, with the players etc. At united (according to me mate in work) - they pay £2k + Vat and all they get is to be mascot - no seats included, no meals etc.etc. its all extra. I agree that it is a joke to be charging for this - but we have to stay sharp in a hostile market and if other clubs are benefitting from it then so should we. We should donate to charity but that is never going to happen. Business is ruthless - Everton is a business. I say bring back the days when the mascot was a local lad, under privledged or disabled or someone that had waited on the waiting list for years to walk out with the players he/she supports - but those days have long gone. Football, although it cnat exist without the fans, aint about fans anymore - its about MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. and sadly, nothing else.

The problem with this is that it is like all things in life - if you think that you have found a winner, you stick with it, nurture it and hope that you can reap the rewards. Unfortunately for the other youth players, the Everton camp noticed early on that Rooney had talent in abundance and they spent a lot of time on him, neglecting (somewhat) the other lads in the Everton youth (read Colin Harvey's book for confirmation of this). Rooney, with the help from legends like Harvey and Kendall was only ever going to be special - he plays like Kendall but has a bit of flair like Harvey - its weird to watch! vaughan was only ever average and they spent the necessary time teaching him the game - but thats all he got so he is way behind Rooney on the learning curve. However, what Harvey and Kendall could not teach Rooney was temprement - that comes with life and Rooney is now starting to reveal himself as the next gazza - drinking, prostitutes, gambling - its plotting his down fall. vaughan, if his knee holds out and he aint lost his pace, should play until he is 33 and we hopefully will get a lot of good years out of him - hopefully!