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I was gonna vote for Eto'o but he wasn't listed so I just went with Big Rom

Yeah, really glad BlueBerry isn't playing, but in all fairness he didn't suck today and had a few nice assists and......(drumroll).......No cards!!!! Its a fucking miracle.

We're gonna smoke these bitches!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bravo lads! Well done. Yes, hands down the best I have seen them play since August and a retro glimpse of just how powerful the old 13-14 Everton team was when they were on and hungry. Let's keep this going!! I still don't like Big Rom's comments from last week but I loved his performance today. The chances that they created today was brilliant.

De Gea doesn't exactly sucketh either.

Courtois for my money. He's 22 and hasn't even peaked yet, and Chelsea is by far the best EPL team at the moment, as much as it fucking pains me to say that. He is one of the reasons they are at the top IMO.

Yeah - that guy nailed it 100% with this piece.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2363841-romelu-lukaku-top-club-comment-proves-chelsea-right-to-sell-striker-to-everton

I find it befitting that a Chelsea thread could turn into talk about slugs.....Jose Mourinho is definitely one of them. PS - ^ that video is pretty great!

OK, no problem, I'll try to explain...... Usually this takes place between a male and a female snail (but not always). It sometimes starts with some drinking, then one thing leads to another and the male snail makes his move and goes in for the kiss. This goes on for a while, then he very, very, very, very, very slowly takes his hand and starts rubbing the female snails crotch until she starts to moan (about 6.5 hours have gone by at this point); he is usually rock-hard at this point. Shall I continue......?

I used to watch NFL back in the day until I wised up and realized basically what this article says - over 3 hours of time invested, 100 commercials, and about 11 minutes of actual play. Don't have the time or patience for that anymore. And Americans say that soccer is slow and boring!! That kills me. That's cool man - glad you dig it. I'm done for life. http://qz.com/150577/an-average-nfl-game-more-than-100-commercials-and-just-11-minutes-of-play/

Don't tell me that if Harry Kane was up front, he'd only have 8 goals (or whatever) like Big Rom. Kane is clearly in a different class than Rom and he can create something out of (seemingly) nothing, not to mention he can control his touches. Is it silly to compare to these two lads? Maybe, but Lukaku is just not on the same level, period. But look at the attitude difference as well - night and day.

Watching snails fuck is more exciting than these two "sports" combined.

Everton 2 - 1 Leicester Big Rom

I know nothing about this team - are they any good? If we had to compare them to a PL team level-wise, who are we talking about?

What a shitty thing to say. I thought he was a class act....guess I was wrong (well and a lot of other folks too). You wanna play for the big boys like Chelsea and Man U? Then learn how to take and control a pass, and then actually score a goal. I doubt the big boys are going to want you with the way you have been playing recently. This just sucks and its so disappointing.

Tell you what - I am going to make it my business to route for Man City like their number one fan, if nothing else to see that smirk wiped right off of Mourinho's face. And the best case scenario would be if they snatched it away from Chelsea in the 11th hour, sort of like what City did to Liverpool last season.

Welcome to TT. But are you fucking high to assume that Besic doesn't belong in the BPL?? He is a workhorse and one of the best 'take the bull by the horn players' we have. Yes he is a hot head and pays for it with yellows, but so does Barry who is like a slug on valium and holds the esteemed high honor of the most penalties in the league. Don't give up on Besic - he is still young and has things to learn but he is the real deal. That guy is going to be one of the best players we have in a few years - write that down and remember it. PS - if you watched both Besic and Hazard tonight, although they are different players with different roles and philosophies, one thing they both have in common is that they are both go-getters and they hustle 100% of the time. That to me is the sign of a great player.

Fuck off Chelsea!! Fuck off Mourinho!! Fuck off Barry!! - sigh - Proud of the lads tonight though! A few months ago those pricks would have drilled us 5 new assholes all over our bodies. Not tonight bitches. A little luck would have helped, but the almighty pricks did not own us today. There is a lot to take away from this match. We still need shit to sort through but I see a glimmer of hope in this EFC. Even though you lost I'm proud of you lads. And always remember - Mourinho is a fuckin prick!!!

For someone who hasn't played in a while, he is going to have fire up his ass with Willian, Hazard, Fabregas, Oscar, Matic, and maybe even Drogba coming at him. NOT an easy match to return to.

Look lads - we need to kick their FUCKING ARSES! We need to win this game and wipe that smartass arrogant grin right off of Mourinho's face. What a cocky prick he is. I don't care if you pray, show your arse in the frozen food aisle in Tesco to a 93-year old lady, do a rain dance in the middle of Trafalgar Fucking Square, piss on the statue of Liberty's leg, keep your dog in the basement with a cereal box on his head, go all tranny and wear a fucking pink dress and 9 inch heels , etc etc................ WHATEVER it takes! This is a call to arms and we need to unite and cheer these Blues on and spank (the other) Blues!! Let's do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Word.

I love these 2 - 0 and 3 - 0 Everton scores! You guys are out of your fucking minds, and I love it! There is NO team I want to see Everton spank worse than Chelsea. Even Liverpool. Anyway: Everton 1 - 1 Big Rom

Like I said, as a yank I don't want to hear Amercians calling the matches. Don't care who it is. Its British teams, a British league, and I want to hear the bloody Brits do it themselves, dammit!! The other weirdness is he needs to "tapdance" when the discussion turns to Everton, and especially the Derby. Its fucking weird. What can the guy say honestly when its turns to Everton? If Hazard was calling the match and the discussion turned to Chelsea, then it would be equally as strange. Even my kids noticed it and my son asked why is Tim Howard announcing? I guess some people don't give a shit, but I am not one them unfortunately.

Wait - He's the nut??!! He's spot on mate. You only have to look at the number of goals we've conceded if you want to "remember" what type of goalkeeper TH has been this year. Yes, the blame is not all on him, but IMO he is one the reasons we are where we are at the moment. And for the record I love Howard, but to just replace him with the snap of the fingers out of principle reeks of politics to me and not good management, but then again that seems to be Martinez' raison d'être recently.