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Where would you Fellaini then? I wouldn't even have him on the pitch after yesterday.

It gave me something to laugh about at least.

Four fucking players turned up yesterday; Pienaar, Lescott, Neville and Saha. The rest were fucking shit and should be ashamed of themselves. Defensively we were all over the place and we've clearly not learned from our pre-season games with our schoolboy defending. Then you've got them hoofing the ball out of defence and missing the midfield out, but we're so poor playing airball that the ball was coming straight back at us. Did our defenders notice that? Did they fuck. They just relentlessly carried on giving possession back to Arsenal so they could tear us apart again and again. Then again, I'd miss out our midfield when the majority of them were hiding up their own arseholes. We just do not learn our lessons and once again standing off the opposition and not even bothering to tackle cost us on a few ocassions. There was no fight, no skill, nothing. It was sad to watch. Teams have definitely noticed that our right side is absolutely shite, and if it's not changed in this transfer window we're going to be killed down our right every single week. I hope Moyes has a plan to replace Osman and Hibbert quickly because they're simply not good enough. Signings are needed, and fast. Simply bringing in squad players isn't enough; we need first teamers brought in to give these lads a kick up the backside. Howard - Got very good at picking the ball out of the back of the net. Hibbert - There was no sun to blame this time Tony. He is just shit. He's not even good defensively. He just ignores wingers and gets caught out of position every single time. Not good enough for the Premiership. I don't care if he's a blue. I'd rather him be a Liverpool fan and a good player than a blue and crap. Yobo - He's fast and he can head the ball but when it comes to a brain he's a donkey. He constantly hoofed the ball up the field to where there were no Everton players! Then you have his abysmal marking at set-pieces. Hurry up Jags, we need you. Lescott - You wouldn't have thought he wanted to leave. He was our best defender IMO. He was doing what no one else was in our defence and giving out orders, shouting at Yobo and Hibbert and looked like he had a clue. Fair play to him. Baines - Crap, in every department. Osman - A joke. He was lazy and gave the ball away far too often, didn't even try and help Hibbert at times. Simply continued where he left off against Chelsea. Not good enough for Everton Football Club, and sentiment needs to go out the window here. Cahill - That's the first time I've ever seen Cahill hide during a football game, sad. Neville - He was constantly on the move trying to put our fires while the rest of our midfield stood around. Pienaar - Typical Pienaar performance but there's not much you can do when you're on your own. My Motm. Fellaini - Lazy fucker. That is all. Jo - Had jack shit to work with for the most part but when he was awful.

Lescott was our best defender yesterday, he was the only one who looked like he knew wtf he was doing.

Pienaar.

How did you manage to cope then mate?

Midtable mediocrity if we don't sort ourselves out fast.

We need to find our fight and spirit again because it's still on fucking holiday.

I think Lescott will be 'injured' and we'll push Pip to CB and play Rodwell as DM.

Portsmouth won the FA Cup and they're not the best.

I don't rate Huth myself and would much prefer Taylor.

Yes please!

I don't think he'll play tbh, but if he does then I do think he'll boo'd by the majority. However, I won't be booing him or clapping him either for that matter.

TheBlueBoy - What are your thoughts on Barcelona possibly readying a bid for Kompany?

If Taylor is anything like Jags then Torres won't stand a chance. Do you not remember Torres being in Jags' back pocket?

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/moyes-lescott-stays.html Players in in 48 hours apparently as well.

Le's Get It - Maps

David Moyes has class and dignity!

12.33 Rochdale have swelled their ranks after snapping up former Everton striker Scott Spencer on non-contract terms.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2009/08/14/no-major-signings-yet-but-david-moyes-keeps-the-faith-as-everton-fc-continue-to-lift-the-standard-100252-24439540/ One or two? Get real, we need more than that.

It'd be nice to feel positive though! A good performance (and hopefully a victory) against Arsenal would go a long way to making that happen.

Cheers everyone, I'm feeling very hungover today but it's all worth it .

Do we actually have a scouting network at Everton? He'd have been a great signing and Moyes likes his loans.

I feel nothing about the coming season at the moment, it'll probably change come tomorrow morning though.