Bill

Hoping to start an auction to push price up, no way will we be involved. Show me the money.............Show me the MONEY.

13 games since 2002. ........Speaks for itself does'nt it.................finished.

now that made me laugh, Nice one Goldfish.

You know me too well Pat.

ya got me Ian. .....................barsteward.

Thought this was not too bad, mabe me chuckle. George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!" ____________________________________________________________

ST Domingo......."So let's concentrate on someone who might arrive and there's a good chance of signing . Lee Trundle seems to be the only striker of note, any comments???????????" ................... Trundles out injured for 6 weeks. sounds like we might buy him then, and will not play until May. .

any Funnel web spiders in your area, and are they dagerous.????

Fair Comment.

You never know, Harry might have spent a couple of the Russian millions by the time the tie comes around. As for us, the one good thing about Chelsea is they cant improve their squad much can they. ( PUT MY SCARF AND RATTLE BACK IN THE DRAWER METHINKS).

thought we only let him out at weekends.

YEAH.?

All the players we're linked with are fine, its the ones we sign are Wrong.

all new managers at EFC seem to start off with a keeper for some reason, then end up giving them away. Most of them are still playing for other clubs. Simonson, Gerrard, Myhre. !!. We are left with one whos too old, and two who are considered to be too young, and another who's considered to be just fookin useless. How much did they all cost,?? and now we're looking for another one.

Bah, new fangled techno is ruining the posting on the forum, no decent letters on here now, everyones playing these stupid games. (Getting cramp in my clicking finger now).

SSSHHHH.

What corner,? we just seem to go round in circles, I'm keeping mum till i see 2 or 3 decent games on the run, and not 1 good one followed by 3 bad ones.

Its been out of control since the television company's took over football, they run football now, even move fixtures to other dates/times so it can show more games on TV. Might as well let them sort the fixtures out to start with, cos the FA are shit and let them walk all over them. TOO LATE FOR A WAGE CAP NOW. and if the tv companies ever pull out for any reason, every club in the premiership will go bankrupt. Licker.

Ferrari's OK isnt he.

Thats a joke if its true.

Its RS, so we're not bothered, i am not bothered, am NOT BOTHERED.

No hope for me then Pat.

Angel said..............Cholera and Jack the Ripper. ................. Went on a trip to london, stayed at Hilton Hotel for a J the R Weekend, portobello rd on sat, followed by a trip on the eye and a ripper tour on sunday, with a blue badge Guide, she was excellent. a Good w/end was had by all Most enjoyable. Best of luck with your course. licker.

Angel's too good on these games, 5 times a champion .???? Oh Oh i sound like a redshite. champs 5 times. PS......... by the time i typed this she's won 2 more.

I agree, we've signed enough sicknotes to be going on with.