Bill

HES INJURED, MISSED THE LAST 4 GAMES AND IS OUT FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS.(trundle) Still got 17 goals in 17 games. hasnt played for a month.

Just want to say to......Killa, Goldfish, Patch, Steg, Mikeo, Fozz, and anyone else who thinks thinks Licker cant hold his own on the Arcade Games. A friendly Challenge. go to the Diamond Chaser, and Ultimate Billiards, and look at those Scores.............went through all the levels on both those Games and i think they are UNBEATABLE. But you never Know, it was right down to the last second when i completed, so if you can do it Quicker you might beat the score. Good luck and happy hunting. Licker.

Cant think of their names now, but read about moyes and cambridge manager being best of buddies, 19 yr old and 17 year old supposed to be canny players. up for two weeks trial. ones english U21 international. friends of Ruddy. ??

Think she is anyway, but a bit of a wild child. Drugs Booze etc.

Any body heard anything of the two lads on trial from Cambridge, how are they doing.????

"Hows Van the Man doing for fitness" ........................... Broke down.................another month and then back in training, then another 3 weeks before he makes the bench' then 3 more games coming on for the last 15 mins. Might be fit in time for the Cup Final. SERIOUSLY THO, out for another month.

oohh sweetie.

Thanks Zed...............you can call me Sir.

Did you have trouble trying to log on then.???? welcome aboard. and what we would'nt give, to have them 3 players here now.

thought he had signed for someone else.???

I'll wait until hes wearing the shirt against pompey.

L-BLUE SAID.......... I for one cannot see where all this cash that BK supposedly stumped up is. beattie.....6m davies......4m arteta......2m neville.....3.5m vdm........2m kroldrop...5m valente....2m Thats about 25 million give or take a tenner. NOT MANY SPENT MORE THAN US LAST SEASON.

always will ..............sad we missed out on him.

YEAH, Although i think Davies is a good player, he has'nt shown us his best yet, and at the mo its a toss up between him and ossie, always seem to look better going forward when ossies on the pitch, maybe play him up front with Beattie, He'smuch better than McFadd. imo.

Agreed, just one GOOD STRIKER is all i want in this window, we have the basis of a decent squad. IF THEY CONSISTENTLY PLAY TO THEIR POTENTIAL.

something a bit more sedate, not a joke as such. Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer, You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? . First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question. . . Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? . . . . . Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?You're not very good at this! Are you? . . . . Third Question:Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. . . . Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Addanother 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total.? . . . .Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? . . Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?........................ Answer: Nunu ? . . NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again. bonus question.....There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,how should he express himself? . . . He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple. Pass this on to all those OH SO SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE. Licker.

ALL NEWCOMERS TO THE FORUM START OFF WITH TOFFEE LADY. The more letters you post you move up the list, (players etc) untill you reach 500, then you have the capability to change it to whatever/whoever you like. welcome to the forum.

no, the lads a liability. should have hung up his boots and claimed insurance off the PFA.

Yes Just Done it...........finished all ten levels, beat the machine and if anybody beats that score i'll show my arse in John Lewis's window. Licker. (ultimate billiards Champion. Right.......whats the next game.

Ultimate Billiards in the arcade.....I'm Hooked, i luv it. My scores are going up by the day, and aargh, i was one ball away from getting onto LEVEL TEN when the time ran out. So if anyone wants to beat that score, you will have to get to level Ten to do it. I'm going to keep on trying, cos i intend to beat it.

We are already a laughing stock with our transfer buys, this will only add fuel to the fire.....................................wouldnt touch with a barge pole. Van d Meyde....Kroldrup...Beattie.....all being paid Wages even though they dont play for 3 months befor they are fit. He's just another sicknote who would be getting paid for lying in the treatment room..........No more Please.

Somebody else who Souness, will easily fall out with, cos his attitudes not right.

Wagga wagga.

Still prefer to get "LOST" with Kate. She's tasty, very very tasty.

MMMM, Dont get many of them in a pound.