CaptainFerguson10

The rich and powerful clubs will always dodge the rules, only clubs like Everton will suffer as always.

http://www.toffeeweb.com/season/09-10/comment/fan/article.asp?submissionID=13172

Normally I wouldn't bother, but as it's a slow news day I thought I'll share a very funny article about Moyes from a dear old friend of mine.

Is definitely worth a read if you have time, especially the comments afterward.

So whats your plan b if Moyes was to resign numb nuts

Appoint you as manager and chairman.

Was on SSN, when they disscuessed if the prem was losing it, they explaned about the tax rate. That the clubs pay the players more so they get the same Net pay

SKy is barely creditable, but I do agree it's going to be harder now to attract the best talent because of the dreaded tax man.

Its shocking it happened to us AGAIN, poor Neville. no idea what Moyes will do now

Resign?

Lets get rid of them all and get Gary Megson in as manager to shake everything up.

I hope you're being ironic?

wow, most pointless thread of the year, but i see it got a few more replies than expected.

 

no, if we sell him we would have a revolt on our hands.

arteta, jags and rodwell are pretty much the unsellables in our side.

Pointless enough for you to post eh SteveO? And I am joking lad.

Yes, I mean no not Neville! Seriously originally I would have been unfussed, but the thought of Heitinga in the middle again makes me pray for Neville return, yes our center is that bad!

Distin for me. Neville got the armband as soon as he entered the club, thus Distin should get it as he is a solid experienced pro. Cahill isn't inspiring enough, and Howard is way too quiet to be captain. Yobo? No, not for me.

7 votes for Cahill, 4 for Hibbert?

must have entered on here the:

What are his good points then?

He is hard working

He is determined

Loyal to the club

Doesn't take crap from anyone

Has a decent record with young players

Can spot a very good bargain ie Arteta, Bent, Pienaar and Cahill

Excellent at installing belief and togetherness to the players, as a unit.

So there you Duncan, hope that helps lol.

Behave yourself Bill. Take it you've never been on Toffeeweb?

At the back where will Heitinga play? He's small of stature so right back looks the obvious slot so Hibbert drops to the bench.

You sure?

Here are a list of the managers flaws:

He is too cautious by nature

He loves playing players out of position

He hates skill, preferring a miner like workman grit. And look what happened to them under Maggie T!?

He is too loyal to crap players, and too harsh against good ones. Remember Moyes giving Fernandes a rocket after the United game, qhilw Neville got praise!? I couldn't Adam and Eve it.

He is too scared, sorry negative in games when we has no valid reason to be.

He loves playing 4-5-1, even against teams we should hammer!

He subs are always too late, or make no sense what-so-ever!

His tactics are sometimes stone age, and hasn't the ability to adapt to anything outside his thinking.

Apart from that, he ain't half bad old Moyesie.

What website should i use to buy a Everton shirt in the US

Ebay!

That the transfer window is closed, so the better teams with good chairman can't improve any further. That and the Women team doing well, you know they actually play football ALONG THE GROUND! Strange that, must seem like witchcraft to Moyes.

You can have all the playmaking in the world but Jo is crap! Looks like a lanky retard playing his first ever game.

That is totally out of order, and just shows (I do apologise, but this has to be said) how stupid you are being! Jo isn't Pele, but even Pele wouldn't score with the style of footie Moyes employs. Jo, Beattie, and Yakubu strengths are balls to feet and quality crosses into the danger areas. Cahill, Big Dunc, and Bent strengths are the long ball game hence why all were suited to Moyes 'anti' football. Any idiot (well obviously not) can see last season when Jo was given decent service, he scored. He will never score with aimless moon balls to him, sorry to his general direction as there so poor the balls it's doesn't even get to his head! Which makes Heitinga playing in the middle even more strange!

I really don't think Moyes knows our best 11?

Correct, he hasn't got a clue! His mind blanks out at the thought of dropping his beloved Hibbert and Osman, add Neville to that also. Moyes ethos of hard work over skill is rubbish!

Ronaldo whos the best player in the world, left England because he won EVERYTHING with Man U an wanted a change an wanted to play for his favourite club.

 

Once City get in the Champs leagues, a few like Messi an co could well be in England.

Messi will never step foot upon British shores, unless it's a friendly or an shopping spree. In Spain the tax rebate is 30%, compare that to Britain 50% then you'll quickly realise why Ronaldo left sharpish.

Same thing happened last year didn't it? Shitty start to the season. I love how football brings about such raw reactions from people. Hopefully we'll do what we did last year

I wouldn't bet on it.

Firstly I apologise if this is in the wrong place, but I just heard from several different fans that Rodwell has been sold secretly to United for 20 million, and will sign next summer. What stopped me from dismissing it out of hand was the erring details of the deal, and the similarity between this alleged deal and Rooney's, also to United.

Again I apologise, but I'm so stunned I had to post this so inevitably somebody will tell me it's total rollocks!

Cahill can be a goal threat, but beyond that, he's only an average midfielder.So if Moyes wants him up behind the striker, the tactics must work for that!

You know what, that is so bloody true!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5557569,00.html

Funny how he doesn't take personal responsibility?

Cheeky barstool!

Is this a wind up? Absolutely not.

presume you mean billy instead of heitinga but really should have been fellaini 15mill cm player and to be fair heitinga should have started instead of hibbo nothing against hibbo but he's not a dutch international

Correct, sorry.

Howard - 6. Had nothing to do much, except pick the ball out of the net twice.

Hibbert - 6. Some say he was MOTH, I agreed he had a decent game but his crossing again was terrible. We desperately need a new right back.

Yobo - 7. Shackled Zomora well, but did look a little shaky here and there.

Distin - 8. MOTH. Thought he was composed and experienced enough to deal with their strikers, very unfortunate with the first goal.

Baines - 7. Worked hard all game.

Osman - 3. Two things he did well in the game, please Moyes DROP HIM!

Neville - 5. Lost the ball often, was caught with the ball often, defended ok.

Rodwell - 6. Was strong in the first half, was lost against the tide in the second.

Pienaar - 7. Hard working also, but didn't deliver enough.

Cahill - 5. Apart from the goal, he did nothing.

Jo - 6. Looked good, held the ball well and made some good runs. Stupidly was subbed.

Heitinga - 5. Is not a center midfielder!

Felliani - 6. Nice touches but little else.

Moyes - 3. Rubbish tactics in the second half, I hold him personally responsible for today!