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I stand corrected. His dart shop and club are in St Helens! Having been to St Helens, though, I'm still a bit worried about what they're putting in the water.

Bit worried about what they're putting in the water in St Helens Warrington if this lad is 16.

With so many footballers getting into the news for the awful things they've done to their partners, it is lovely to see a young man demonstrating values of commitment and love and loyalty to his. A good footballer and a better human being.

Just got in and seen the score. Sounds like a horror show but this match report made me feel better.

Wolves 1-2 Everton McNeil

Everton 1-1 Manchester City McNeil

Tottenham 1-2 Everton Gray, Steven McNeil

It's why I ride a ! Naked!

Served me wrong, you mean!

Spain, Italy, France are all a nightmare for us vegans! Chips and salad in most places. Turkey / Cyprus were slightly better - chips, salad and humous.

I had him down as a Patak's kind of guy, too - shame on me!

Burnley 1-2 Everton McNeil

That's very gracious, Mark! Nothing wrong with being a superstitious wanker in my eyes. Well, maybe not in my eyes, but you get the drift...

Everton 2-1 Chelsea Doucoure

Everton 2-1 Newcastle Doucoure

FA statement on Haaland; "An inquiry into the unacceptable conduct by Erling Haaland in the 3-3 draw with Tottenham Hotspur has been held. Following remonstrations with referee Simon Hooper, the Manchester City player subsequently tweeted 'Wtf' in response to a video of the passage of play. The FA take such actions extremely seriously and have thus decided to dock Everton 5 points" Merseyside VS Manchester Banter Page | Facebook Thought that was very funny!

Massive result - not just for the points on the board but the morale.

Nottingham Forest 1-2 Everton Doucoure

Nicely written article. The point (IAN HERBERT: The goalposts moved in Everton's case...that's why punishment is so unfair | Daily Mail Online) brings up about 'moving the goalposts' regarding the interest on loans is absolutely critical. I think our appeal lawyers will do better to focus on points of law rather than merely pleading against the severity of the sentence. Seems to me the PL have acted disingenuously as well as disproportionately and we should be going after them. The arbitrary imposition of the sentence mid-season also punishes the club, affecting morale and performance. I hope for an excoriating attack on the PL in our appeal with whatever legal action taken against them if they are indeed acting mala fides, in bad faith.

Not just the Duchy of Cornwall; they're seizing assets from the Duchy of Lancaster, too. Revealed: King Charles secretly profiting from the assets of dead citizens | King Charles III | The Guardian

You mean the old Everton! The new Everton are made of sterner stuff! The mental toughness will be tested and the referee will undoubtedly favour United - but I think the crowd will give us the extra 10% and we get the win.

You keep out of this, Palfy! Steve's doing a grand job.

Why, thank you, Steve - that makes me feel much better!

Disappointing to see I'm still below average in every category - a point my good wife makes clear to me - so I shall go with: Everton 3-1 Manchester United DCL and hope for a, er, good performance.

Immense display from them. Temper, ability, steel. Hats off.