badaids

I don't think they realise the season ever started.

Crowd are already getting nasty.

What is this? A passage of about 30 seconds of intense pressing and building pressure, and then to a man we all stop and step back and let them out the box.

Absolute toss. Literally no intensity or any kind of organisation. What are they playing at? Whatever it is it's not football.

Well that was a typically great start from us.

Sadly for us there is something wrong with him. Loads of rumours as to what it is, but it's between the ears rather than a physical thing. I bet we didn't even due proper due diligence before we signed him either; we just bought those magic beans as the man said they were free (conditions attached). Say what you want about Levy, but he's a shrewd businessman, there's a reason they couldn't wait to get rid of him.

Anyone else going to watch the Norwich Burnley game? COME ON YOU YELLOW BASTARDS!

I work and live abroad jobbing around the international institutions. Theres always work but often it’s piecemeal. Something will turn up, but its a stress not knowing what or where it will be. Thanks for the support though!

I really needed us to win this. Times are hard in the badaids home: I’m going to be out of work in 4 months, and a home and the wife and daughter are miserable about it. We’ll work something out and Everton’s woes makes things worse, so when we win the world seems a little lighter.

Well done Gordon - just made some kid's week.

Pickford pulled off 3 of 4 amazing saves there. We played like a team for once today, I think Iwobi or Myko has my MOTM. DCL get to fuck if you can't be arsed.

FUCKING YES. NOW. NEXT: COME ON YOU YELLOW CANARY BASTARDS

Just our luck if he's fucked his leg.

What the fuck happened to Gordon?

Fucking hell Pickford has no idea how he saved that.

Bloody hell Coleman you battle to save the baby's life against 5 brutes and then drop it on it's head after.

Doucs with one of the worst pieces of ball watching I've ever seen there.

Coleman watching the ball there like an hawk watching a mouse in the grass.

I shit my pants when Pickford came belting out of his area then. I thought it would be burnley goal 3 all over again. Hilarious exchange between JP and the steward.

RONALADO YELLOW CARD IS POSSIBLE

Iwobi has been amazing today. Run in everywhere, put his body on the line and linked up well. I really hope he can keep it up the rest of the season.

I suffer from low blood pressure. Supporting Everton is sorting that problem out for me.

Richi slips again. He needs mountain climber cleats on his boots it happens so often.

oh no here comes doucs

I've accepted diving as part of the game now, but Gordon's not very good at it. He's like a comedy sketch parody of a dive when he does it. Totally unconvincing.