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The tyre tracks are on the 95 white away kit.

Another freak injury apparently. How many freak injuries do you have to have before serious questions are asked? Asking for a friend.

Or Angela Rippon.

Get him up front for Saturday now that DCL injured again.

With DCL now injured and Rondon suspended and no new striker, he’s should at least be on the bench no…?

That’s why I’d like to see him at Goodison this season instead. If he can get 12-15 games in the squad.

Groan. How much is this going to cost? They shoot horses don’t they? And we’re going down this season.

I CAN’T

I think we should have had EITHER pink OR labia patterns on the kit. Both is deeply disturbing, let’s hope it isn’t scratch and sniff too, unless we’re planning some ultimate shithousery next season to help keep us in the league.

Off to PSV for the season apparently on loan. PSV usually aren’t shy of a good young player or three, so I hope he’ll play. A shame as I was hoping we’d have him more in our first 11. I guess Holgate, Mina, Keane and Gbamin are less likely to be going anywhere then?

I had no idea that Keane won so many aerial battles. Is he rated to fly a Typhoon or on a kennel like snoopy? We’ll have to start calling him the Blue Baron.

I love the fact that in the video which is what a minute long, that you only get to see the kit for about literally 6 seconds. The rest is graphics and badly framed close-ups of armpits of crotches. Somehow entirely representative of our current situation.

I’ll just finish off the chart. Shithousery and winding up opponents. Tarkowski. 16 Mina. 4,893,292

Totally agree. Lineker and Inzaghi were poachers and no one complained about them too much. Unless you were a defender.

Absolutely gutted to see him in that shirt to be honest.

Nosed around on some spurs forums. Some people saying he’s not needed and too much dough but the consensus is that though he won’t start every week he’s just what they need and his shithousery is much appreciated. Plus that they hated playing against him - always a higher compliment that.

Gonna make me sick to see him in a Spurs shirt.

My god that shirt sponsor logo looks absolutely shite.

He’s a perfect Conte player too. He bought into the club as much as much as we did him, and I wonder if the same can happen at spurs. Expectations will be higher and there’ll be plenty of competition for his place. I do want him to do well there, but equally won’t be disappointed if he does a Pienaar…

No hard feelings he’s been amazing for us and owes us nothing. But absolutely gutted he looks to be on his way, 60m probably a reasonable amount in this market.

From the figures being touted it looks like Moshiri wants what he paid for the club + the money spent on players + 10 million pocket money. His tenure Basically a complete waste of life and tears. Loving the fact that Kenyon looks like Mr Rottweiler, bloke that Richie and Eddie were kicking the gas from in Bottom.

Isn’t Rangers first choice right back a complete beast that scores 10 goals a season? And their captain?

I'm quite happy to have no sponsor next season instead of some shitty gambling firm with a wank logo. I like it when Everton make a moral stand against the capitalist pig dogs, dear comrades. Even when it means we miss out on a few judas coins that we'd have only spunked on a useless donut of a player. Or we could club together and pay to have the phrase FUCK OFF ALL YOU CUNTS on the shirt. On the front or the sleeve, I don't mind.

I read yesterday somewhere that Usmanov is likely to have his embargo stuff lifted.

These are Everton’s morals, and if you don’t like them, well they have others. Pretty disgusted by this actually.