Zoo

Cats taste nicer.

deserved to get bit..glad he did..might teach him not to smack a dog round the head again

Sorry to be different but cats are pure amazing.

The last thing Tim ever did in an Everton shirt - punch Yohan Cabaye in the face.
 
That in itself earns him legend status with me.

The last thing Tim ever did in an Everton shirt - punch Yohan Cabaye in the face.
 
That in itself earns him legend status with me.

Take them both with a pinch of salt, I wont hold my breadth till the window shuts

How many different prices have we seen now?!
 
Anyone fancy a 'Baines price-tag' game of numberwang?!

...only bettered by Sir Digby Chicken Caesar!!!

I'm sure I've said it before but; stupid people. They irritate me far more than they should but that's the way it is.

A 30 year old Pienaar for £5m, 18 months after we sold him for £3m and paid a fee to loan him last year? No way.. he won't be here in January anyway as South Africa are hosting the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations.
 
He made his bed, let him lie in it.

well fuck me...my explanation now makes no sense..if only i'd meant it as a joke then it wouldn't matter

seriously beautiful Portuguese woman flirting with me who, if I wasnt married, would be spread over a desk or pinned against he office wall right now. I need a cold shower - now.

Really ?!?

Many scientific breakthroughs have been found through animal testing. It's not nice but it's needed.

Many scientific breakthroughs have been found through animal testing. It's not nice but it's needed.

Miranda Kerr, phwoar! Fair to say I'd stick it in the pink