Matt Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Thought id make a thread so people could unload about things pissing them off, Marco takes credit for the inspiration. So what gets on your tits, pisses you off, makes you see your arse etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 This may as well be the Marco thread, I can see it already . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 you know what i knew i'd get a mention when i saw the thread title i'll go find my list and get back to ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 mad friday...when you get all the office workers in the entire country out for their annual drink and they know they can't handle it yet 90% get too pissed off a half a shandy and start fightin with one another..can't be doin wi it every fuckin year spoilin my day out! modern day celebrity/media obsessive culture is probably my biggest hate! the fact we are as a nation more interested in what the gods(apparent celebs) are upto rather than living our own lives..we seem to let them lead us and decide what we should and shouldn't do with regards to clothes, foods, kids etc kerry katona...what has she ever done to warrant all the attention she gets? fucks herself up with drugs and drink and then goes bankrupt so they pay her to make a programme about it and save her ass..sheep...people who spit and hock crap up from the back of their throat on a regular basis...whistling..davina mccall..paul o'grady..nob heads..bad drivers..chavs..old people who think that cos they're old they have a right to be a cunt and that respect should be one way..people who moan about traffic wardens..people who complain if somethin is too rude on tv like south park etc..you know what to expect so don't watch it and it's 15/18 for a reason..facebook groups..janet street porter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 (edited) any kind of psychic bullshit like john edwards winds me up too! also kind of related to psychic crap i saw one guy once said he was possessed by dolphins and started makin daft noises...cunt Edited December 15, 2010 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 The cost of car repairs in garages. Hunreds gone in one day ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 strictly come dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 X Factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 except for cheryl cole..i'd drink her bath water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Today... Harry Hill. Middle Lane drivers. Christmas shopping. Wife pointing out spaces in a car-park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Harry Hill. He's so fucking unfunny it's untrue. How do his programmes win awards? They're shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 people who call themselves random cos they take a picture of themselves with a lampost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 People who think the whole world revolves around them and their group of friends. Usually people with a 'great personality' - aka. Fucking loud twats who never shut the fuck up. And who go out once a feckin' month and think it's the social highlight of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 yeah they're the people who shout 'get out you're barred' to their mate as he walks in and then proceed to laugh like a demented gibbon think they're the funniest person in the world cos they just invented that line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Oh lord what have i started!? Great reading though Today, i be mostly hating : scooter drivers even more than yesterday, 5am starts to drop wife off at the airport, people not bothering to turn up to the last game of footy this year. boss saying on the phone last night "id rather not talk about it on the phone" when clearly something is wrong but i have to wait til i see him to find out what it is. .... its only 7h15 my time too, plenty still to come im sure.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Oh lord what have i started!? Great reading though Today, i be mostly hating : scooter drivers even more than yesterday, 5am starts to drop wife off at the airport, people not bothering to turn up to the last game of footy this year. boss saying on the phone last night "id rather not talk about it on the phone" when clearly something is wrong but i have to wait til i see him to find out what it is. .... its only 7h15 my time too, plenty still to come im sure.... i've had that one before! pisses me right off...just fuckin tell me or give me a clue so i aint shittin it all night eh! and man you have started my favourite thread...do i smell a tt award? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Marco, you're going to be on that programme Grumpy Old Men one day . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Marco, you're going to be on that programme Grumpy Old Men one day . i love that program. Every time i see it im in agreement with them with everything! latest thing today is the fact that im so unfit that im nearly breathless after walking up the stairs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Everton Toffees posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 People who reply to these topics as if they have never done anything wrong themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 i'm probably the most irritatin person in the world to be honest..i'm a nightmare infact there is just a lot in this world that really does my head in...and romey they'd let me on now cos i'd be old by time i was finished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 People who leave toilets in a mess! If you shit on the seat, you bloody clean it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 People who leave toilets in a mess! If you shit on the seat, you bloody clean it! if you shit in the seat your disturbed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 (edited) people who chew chewing gum with their mouths open!! there was a chap on way home from wigan game doin it at the bus stop and i wanted to ram his head through it!! Edited December 16, 2010 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 People who play their Ipod on loud speaker on the bus/train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 women who think they're mental cos they get drunk and take their shoes off and sit on a kerb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 easyjet and flying in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 us bein linked with bendtner!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 us bein linked with bendtner!! I knew you were going to put that in here as soon as I saw you were the last person to comment on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Iceland TV ads. Marc Bolan will be spinning . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 celebrity juice and loose women(the programme) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 celebrity juice I like that!! well i like Holly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 it's a toss up between that and loose women for worst programme ever..its a shambles and no offence but only morons watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 fuckin Christmas music. Every station plays the same crap for nearly 4 weeks solid. Even the airport is playin some shite now! Same drivel every feckin year.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 lack of communication. reeeeeeeeeally pisses me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 When people say "what?" when you've said something to them and then when you're in the middle of repeating what you said they say "oh yeah" coz they heard you in the first place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 to add to that.. I hate people who pretend they can't hear what you're saying because they don't agree with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 Sting in concert "performing" Police tracks with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and a cast of pretentious wanker muso's (while playing nothing himself, just looking smug with his early Elvis era pointless-in-terms-of-sound microphone). This could have gone into "What are you watching/listening to" because it's just been on ITV but it's really pissed me off . The very definition of a man disappearing up his own arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 hangovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 If you drink water before you go to bed you won't get them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 snoods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 The Snow in Dublin, just after it clears up after being here for nearly 2 weeks, it starts again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 If you drink water before you go to bed you won't get them That depends on how much you have drunk tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Tell that to the homeopaths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Tell that to the homeopaths Would they not tell you to drink more alcohol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 every cunt panic buyin cos there is a bit of snow! sister's fella works at morrisons and some chap asked him if they had ran out of salt cos he was in a fluster(even though the salt was right infront of him) and vinny said yeah we have now fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 every cunt panic buyin cos there is a bit of snow! sister's fella works at morrisons and some chap asked him if they had ran out of salt cos he was in a fluster(even though the salt was right infront of him) and vinny said yeah we have now fuck off Cheeky staff who work in supermarkets and assume because they know where everything is placed on the shelves so should the customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 10 inches away...i personally felt he was nice to him id have been a lot worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 10 inches away...i personally felt he was nice to him id have been a lot worse! Would never had guessed that mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 LOUIE SPENCE, Who is he and what does he do,?? i cant stand "the thing" MAN/WOMAN mincing about on my TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 World's smallest christmas card what a waste of fuckin time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Some people have to much time on there hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 right...the day of bein nice is over it's back to 54 year old grumpy taxi drivin cunt mode.... drunk girlfriends - why oh why didn't i stay single?! :angry: fuckin idiots once they've had some ale! winds me right up... people who use song lyrics as their facebook status! basically sayin i'm a thick cunt who's mind doesn't think of anything to actually say..if you are in that group then just don't put anythin it isn't a necessity! people who say when tellin a story 'so i turned round and said'! unless the other person instigated the conversation whilst behind you then you have no reason to say this..he turned round an said then i turned round and said..people aren't spinnin tops so fuck the fuck off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 people who say when tellin a story 'so i turned round and said'! unless the other person instigated the conversation whilst behind you then you have no reason to say this..he turned round an said then i turned round and said..people aren't spinnin tops so fuck the fuck off!!! That's a good one. "DyanowhadImean?" at the end of every sentence is another . Also people saying "back to back" when they mean "consecutive." Even the BBC do that now ffs....we are not fucking Americans! Before long people will be calling their car boot the "hood," taps "faucets" and men will be pulling down their "pants" and showing their "fanny" :major overreaction alert: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 sticking with the conversation annoyances...people who plural names when talking about football or whatever e.g. the cantona's, the best's, the maradona's etc..you get the picture...cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 on a side note can i just say a big thank you to matt for startin this thread...and to everyone else for reading(or pretending to read?) my absolute moanin 60 year old woman bullshit! it lets me get it off my chest round here and you lot dont tell me fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Fuck off Marco . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 always one aint there!! you sir..are a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 always one aint there!! you sir..are a cunt! Love you too ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 (edited) :red hair DM: p.s. leave out the man love til romey is here or he will shout at us for leavin him out Edited December 29, 2010 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.