marcopaulo Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 happened to me in malta when i ate swordfish..spent my whole holiday looking like a berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 happened to me in malta when i ate swordfish..spent my whole holiday looking like a berry im not swollen nor do i have a skin rash, but ive been hurlin for the last 2 hours now. Cant put it down to food poisoning as most of the people in the canteen would be feeling the same! So, allergy is what im guessing. Although, could be my body recognizing that last time i had a mussel it was bad (didnt know not to eat them if they were closed). So maybe my stomach is thinkin, "bugger that, not going through that again, out it goes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) i woke up day after thought i was blind..my face had swollen so much it had gone over my eyes..then it just moved gradually downwards i swelled up a bit like popeye for that brief few seconds when he swallows the spinach..wasn't bad about day 4 i was sick all week long..lost about a stone and half just through bein sick..was so weak by end of the week..the street i saw in malta from the apartment wasn't bad though couldn't even get to bar at end of road to watch highlights of us beatin palace 3-1 away! Edited March 15, 2011 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 Trapped in your hotel room with a rampant swelling sounds bloody great really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Not a wahat but a who....Kelvin MacKenzie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Not a wahat but a who....Kelvin MacKenzie. whozzat? If we're throwing in people, then Mark Bright, Beglin, Chiles, most of the pop tarts. Oh, and shows like Jersey Shore (i think its called).... utterly awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 whozzat? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin_MacKenzie He was on Question Time last night....makes me want to hurl heavy objects at the TV . Arrogant, ignorant, intolerant smug little Englander and all round cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 http://en.wikipedia....elvin_MacKenzie He was on Question Time last night....makes me want to hurl heavy objects at the TV . Arrogant, ignorant, intolerant smug little Englander and all round cunt. Oh that twat! I remember him.... This may make you feel better though: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin_MacKenzie He was on Question Time last night....makes me want to hurl heavy objects at the TV . Arrogant, ignorant, intolerant smug little Englander and all round cunt. He just wanted to shock with every statement he made, total prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 He just wanted to shock with every statement he made, total prick. What I find sad (and a bit worrying) is that there was a significant proportion of the audience who cheered every word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 What I find sad (and a bit worrying) is that there was a significant proportion of the audience who cheered every word. I can't say I disagreed with everything he said but the way he went about getting his point across was ridiculous. He raised his voice each and every time to try and get the audience going. It got very tiresome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 I can't say I disagreed with everything he said... I disagree with everything he says on principal....if he said Everton were the best team in the world I'd have to start supporting Scunthorpe . No, wait a minute, anything else but that I'll disagree with him . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 I can't stand him in any way shape or form. I am certain that even if he were dead and buried at sea he would still irritate me. Sorry but just how I feel... Rant over now change subject for my sanity..Please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 oh god matt adrian chiles..good shout on that..fuckin shrek trolly lookin talks shite and is as gormless as a fish with a numb lip..hes a fuckin clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 ..hes a fuckin clown Someone mention Craig Bellamy now theres a fcukin wanker who grinds my gears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 20, 2011 Report Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ummmmm Craig Bellamy? (There we are he has been mentioned) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Sorry if its already mentioned but i have to get this off my chest! I drive wagons for my sins and its nobhead season started early! The scourge of the road, the twat with a caravan!! Im not stupid enough to believe everyone is the same but im stuck at 56mph goto overtake said twat who then speeds up so i pull back in and they FCUKIN SLOW DOWN TO THE ORIGONAL SPEED! Repeat this many times and im ready to kill! Sorry to whinge on but i feel so much better now its in the open! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 I don't like Mackenzie either.. he just seems like a opinionated loudmouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 waking up with a ball sack stain on your forehead cos you fell asleep at your mate's house and he is a complete tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 waking up with a ball sack stain on your forehead cos you fell asleep at your mate's house and he is a complete tool Being hungover still after 2 days and stuck in work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 (edited) engineers who have no mental connection with reality... edit: so just engineers wouldve sufficed! Edited March 24, 2011 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Being hungover still after 2 days and stuck in work.... fuck off he won't be laughin next time he's asleep when i plant his nose in between my arse cheeks pre-wipe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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smeghead1 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Jamie nobhead Redknapp commentating on a Spurs game such a biased prick, i cant stand his Dad either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Jamie nobhead Redknapp commentating on a Spurs game such a biased prick, i cant stand his Dad either! Spurs thoroughly spanked though. Grinds my gears that Spurs are playing at this stage of the CL when it might have been us...I'm taking pleasure in their humiliation. But I'm still jealous . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Stay on your feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Stay on your feet! I loved that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 Stay on your feet! Made it funnier that it was a 9ft 3 beanpole who decided to slide tackle, especially the 2nd he saw it coming and his theatrical upbringing did the rest ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 That twat in the "Go Compare" advert, would love to despatch a swift headbutt to his nose and shut him the fook up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 That twat in the "Go Compare" advert, would love to despatch a swift headbutt to his nose and shut him the fook up. well-fookin-said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 The Wonga fella deserves that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 which wonga one we on about? the lad that says it in the mobile advert where you have that tasty blonde at the end? or the one who has half a bear cos he's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 It's more the radio advert tbh, "Wonga, Wonga, Wonga...". Just fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Have you had an accident at work? No I haven't and if I did I wouldn't speak to you. Shithead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Have you had an accident at work? No I haven't and if I did I wouldn't speak to you. Shithead! I always liked responding to that by saying "no, but if you carry on you will" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 those religious types annoy me.."have you been saved yet?" fuck...off...saw this on net once and used it myself..said to them yeah i saved at the last checkpoint and can reload from there if i die ahh man it was the funniest thing ever..i love the internet it can make you so witty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 the Gillett "WOO" guy needs to do one, the only person who has the right to shout the word woo like that is Ric Flair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 everything Take it life is spiffing then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 haha life is great man..just had a bad week..been stressful and shit..off this weekend though and spendin it with the mrs so that should cheer me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Toothache . (I'd be asleep otherwise ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 smoking... Really wish i didnt or rather, I wish I had the will power to stop. Only smoke when other smokers are around and ive got a beer but thats been quite frequent last couple of weeks, feel like shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Gave up smoking ten years ago this June (on Josh's fifth birthday when the docs thought he had asthma). Still want one every so often . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 the fucking postal service, i keep sending job apps off and they are not getting there becuase they go missing in the post, my dad had some stuff go missing aswell, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 the post are a fuckin joke..sometimes havin to wait til 3pm til he comes round our way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 (sorry mike) just heard big brother is comin back :angry: :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) the fucking postal service, i keep sending job apps off and they are not getting there becuase they go missing in the post, my dad had some stuff go missing aswell, A lad i know works in the sorting office in Warrington i'l give him a slap from you if you like? Did aaron mention Ric Flair earlier on? Is he not dead yet? My eldest lad watched that wwe steroid fest 10 years ago and he was like 120 yrs old then! So i suppose dicks who cant let go grind my gears. Edited April 9, 2011 by smeghead1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 David Cameron making a speech on immigration later today....forget the rights and wrongs of it...but the fact that he's released the details already so everybody knows what he's going to say. Not just this one but every political speech now is given to the press as a transcript hours in advance...so what the fuck's the point in making the speech if everyone already knows what's in it ? Pisses me right off :shaking fist: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 And another thing... Was out in the car yesterday and a stone hit the windscreen....lucky that didn't cause any damage I thought. Out today....another stone hit (no resurfacing going on....just coincidence) and caused a chip. Damn I thought, but no worries I'm fully comp so a repair is free. Twenty miles later coming off the M5 at Taunton another 'king stone hit in virtually the same place as the earlier one....cue six inch crack and £75 bill . I'd just got a £50 cheque from the inlaws to buy myself a birthday present as well . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 My old postman was great, post t 8am. He retired. The new one.. lucky I get it before 2pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Toothache . (I'd be asleep otherwise ) The dentist....9.30 tomorrow . But it needs to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 It will be OK Mike they have all kinds of new things these days. Just stare down the assistant's cleavage and it will be done before you know it. Unless of course it is a big fat bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 It will be OK Mike they have all kinds of new things these days. Just stare down the assistant's cleavage and it will be done before you know it. Unless of course it is a big fat bloke. I know mate...on the pretty rare occasions I've been in the last 20 odd years it's been fine....but the mental scars inflicted by '60s unanesthatized dentistry at the hands of a butcher are deep . Not to mention the fact that the guy in question was a scout leader later jailed as a paedophile . Teeth are in surprisingly good shape considering I've not been for ten years...need three taking out but that's about it. And the dentist was eye candy enough....very cute, didn't really notice her assistant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I know mate...on the pretty rare occasions I've been in the last 20 odd years it's been fine....but the mental scars inflicted by '60s unanesthatized dentistry at the hands of a butcher are deep . Not to mention the fact that the guy in question was a scout leader later jailed as a paedophile . Teeth are in surprisingly good shape considering I've not been for ten years...need three taking out but that's about it. And the dentist was eye candy enough....very cute, didn't really notice her assistant. That happened to my scout leader 2 weeks after I moved house and the scouts, was very unnerving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Sam Allerdyce. Who the hell gave him a contract as an expert pundit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 That happened to my scout leader 2 weeks after I moved house and the scouts, was very unnerving... I never joined the scouts and always thought i missed out, fucking glad i didnt now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Sam Allerdyce. Who the hell gave him a contract as an expert pundit.... Haha he was on talk sport yesterday with Andy Gray spouting that he couldnt get a job in management now all down to the long ball quote made by Wenger! Whining twat at least he was given a chance to do it, who has that opportunity ungrateful prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Haha he was on talk sport yesterday with Andy Gray spouting that he couldnt get a job in management now all down to the long ball quote made by Wenger! Whining twat at least he was given a chance to do it, who has that opportunity ungrateful prick! what pissed me off (this time, ive always hated him) was the fact that he said there was minimal contact for Newcastles penalty shout - which was a pen in my eyes, takes the leading foot out, albeit accidently - and then says the Hernandez claim was a definite pen despite there being no contact. Comments on both pens made after 5+ replays. The man is an idiot and I pray that if Moyes does leave us in the next few years, that prat is managing elsewhere, preferably abroad. Id have serious problems with him taking over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 he's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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