Romey 1878 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 women It's when they say one thing but mean another that grinds my gears. On Saturday I was asked to leave her alone, so I went out and watched our FA Cup game against Chelsea, did a little bit of celebrating afterwards and then went home. She was off with me and then told me (i.e. had a go at me) she hadn't wanted me to leave her alone and that it showed I didn't care . But she used to moan at me for not leaving her alone when she asked me to, and used to say "I wouldn't ask you to leave me alone if it wasn't what I wanted". Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Aye, very strange creatures, cant live with them, cant live without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Aye, very strange creatures, cant live with them, cant live without them. i feel strongly that they should come with instructions tattooed to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 i feel strongly that they should come with instructions tattooed to them Like this. ? Click to Enlarge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Like this. ? Click to Enlarge yeah something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Ye gods I wish I had gone blind before I enlarged that to see it. On second thoughts no I don't If I was blind I would have to read the "instructions" by touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 It's when they say one thing but mean another that grinds my gears. On Saturday I was asked to leave her alone, so I went out and watched our FA Cup game against Chelsea, did a little bit of celebrating afterwards and then went home. She was off with me and then told me (i.e. had a go at me) she hadn't wanted me to leave her alone and that it showed I didn't care . But she used to moan at me for not leaving her alone when she asked me to, and used to say "I wouldn't ask you to leave me alone if it wasn't what I wanted". Fuck. oh aye yeah..they speak in fuckin riddles man..i've give up givin a fuck what they say and just do what i want (maybe that's why i'm gettin bollocked all the time? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 AirMiles...I bought Josh's Wii on ebay through airmiles which means I got 15 miles added to my account. The next day they took out 16 miles . So I queried it....got an email back asking for "proof of purchase" but surely their system logging it is proof. And even if there was a problem with the transaction (which there wasn't) they've still stolen a mile from me . It's not the end of the world in the grand scheme of things as I've got the best part of 20,000 but it's the principle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holystove Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Gadaffi's speech . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Gadaffi's speech . Truly barking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Truly barking. The man is in a league of his own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 AirMiles...I bought Josh's Wii on ebay through airmiles which means I got 15 miles added to my account. The next day they took out 16 miles . So I queried it....got an email back asking for "proof of purchase" but surely their system logging it is proof. And even if there was a problem with the transaction (which there wasn't) they've still stolen a mile from me . It's not the end of the world in the grand scheme of things as I've got the best part of 20,000 but it's the principle . ive got loads of them but i can only use them on certain (more specifically, useless or inconvenient) dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 ive got loads of them but i can only use them on certain (more specifically, useless or inconvenient) dates. We're 600 miles away from two returns to anywhere and you can book at any time (though it needs to be a fair way in advance). Unsure what we're going to do with them yet...India is favourite, lengthy trip including a train journey or two, but it's a few years off yet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 "Thank you for your recent email. The proof of purchase is generally a required piece of information we need to authorise the miles to be awarded, however I have manually awarded the 16 miles for you today." Should bloody well think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Something that REALLY grinds my gears.....the Jobcentre!!! i find myself unemployed after nearly 8 years of paying into the system, and unfortunatly due to me having to walk from my last job, i have been told i can't sign on for 4-6 months!!! so how do i live betweeen now and then?? answers on a postcard please you Tory Tw*ts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Seems ridiculous.....if you "had to" walk do you not have a case for constructive dismissal ? Can you not get Income Support? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 All the talk about possible redundancies at our place is getting to me a bit just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonButtle Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Seems ridiculous.....if you "had to" walk do you not have a case for constructive dismissal ? Can you not get Income Support? i had to leave because of the costs that were involved with the traveling, i was traveling about quite abit within the job, and not getting much back in the way of expences and that, so after a few choice words with the management i walked out, but the benefits systems is just screwed, they tell you to apply for it, even though you are going to have to wait 4-6 months because i voluntary left the job!! ive done shift work for nearly 8 years solid now and paid my taxes etc etc, and this is the result....NOT HAPPY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluestt Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Gadaffi's speech . That speech is the very definition of deluded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 i feel strongly that they should come with instructions tattooed to them here are some instructions:NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) Kia Joorabchian above all other agents. Edited February 25, 2011 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Kia Joorabchian above all other agents. Even Rooneys agent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Even Rooneys agent? i hate him more than damp socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 mark clattenburg!! wayne rooney!! and that phelan wank biscuit who said the ref let the game flow instead of sayin rooney is a fuckin cowardly cunt for doin what he did!! what a twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Wank biscuit? I like that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 AND!!! But Ferguson said: "There's nothing in it... [but] as it is Wayne the press will raise a campaign to get him hung or electrocuted, something like that FUCK OFF RUDOLPH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Is he fucking serious? If it had been against United he'd be going off his rocking chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 the guy is a dick..complete and utter clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Phelan... "We can't dispute a referee's decision...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted February 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 hangovers. and feeling like crap after a cigar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Wank biscuit? I like that . Thats far too much information Romey, keep your personal preferences private, you hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Thats far too much information Romey, keep your personal preferences private, you hear? Sorry Rube, it won't happen again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 hangovers. and feeling like crap after a cigar... will agree tomorrow...drunk as eight men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 people not agreein mmmbop is a good song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 people not agreein mmmbop is a good song Ha ha ha! My missus grinds my gears well actually the utter shite she watches! We have 80 hrs of recording space and shes filled 71 with crap like Jersey fcukin shore, the kardashians, kendra, embarrasing bodies, one born every sodding minute and that programme that pointy eared twat Paddy Mcguiness hosts, the one with all the ugly girls who cant get a shag go on! Seriously takes the piss!!! (altho wierdly i think my rant has helped) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I may have already said this one but people who put your instead of you're, and there instead of their or they're. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I may have already said this one but people who put your instead of you're, and there instead of their or they're. Amen! And too instead of to...are instead of our...and about a gazillion others . I don't mind it so much from people who have genuine trouble with spelling and grammar, I know people do through no fault of their own; what annoys me is when it's someone trying to be a clever bastard. There's a guy on another (non-EFC) forum I use who thinks he's fucking Dostoyevsky but drops in these laughable mistakes. Can't say anything because you just know you're going to be accused of being a "nazi" so I just bite my lip and want to punch him (not just because of his grammar, he's an annoying arrogant shit in so many ways :major overreaction alert: ). Just off for a lie down . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 (edited) people who plural names when talking about summat...like when they are comparing a player and say summat like he's up there with the messi's, the ronaldo's etc...fucks me off edit: ahhhh bollocks...clicked on the wrong tab can one of you mods move this to my thread please? Edited March 1, 2011 by marcopaulo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Neighbours. 7 days until my planning application decision, hope my neighbour's stupid comments don't sway the result. If it gets approved I am going to staple the approval letter to his fucking forehead. Edited March 2, 2011 by Everton_Worshiper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Neighbours. 7 days until my planning application decision, hope my neighbour's stupid comments don't sway the result. If it gets approved I am going to staple the approval letter to his fucking forehead. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Neighbours. 7 days until my planning application decision, hope my neighbour's stupid comments don't sway the result. If it gets approved I am going to staple the approval letter to his fucking forehead. What comments has he made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Exaggerated everything...hopefully it is lucky I am a geek for the evidence I have produced. Claims of overshadowing and loss of light to a family room. My extension is north facing and I have created a 3d model of the street (took quote a few hours) in Google Sketch Up (quite possibly the best free application I have ever used), which you can add geo-referencing to and see all year round the shadowing (or lack thereof) to the "family room" - which happens to be a kitchen/diner; some councils do not deem a kitchen as a habitable room. They then waffled on about drainage etc but it is all in the attempt to smear our application...we have never got on with them so the comments were expected but just pisses me off when people say such exaggerated bullshit. No other objections for any other neighbours. As you can tell I am a little wound up right now until we get the decision...and I am ridiculously busy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 good luck man..if i was you when you win i'd take him to some slippy steps then beat the fuck out of him and leave him at the top to fall down when he tries to get up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 No Dude just stick with stapling the letter to his fcukin forehead! Quite possibly the best threat ive heard all year ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Exaggerated everything...hopefully it is lucky I am a geek for the evidence I have produced. Claims of overshadowing and loss of light to a family room. My extension is north facing and I have created a 3d model of the street (took quote a few hours) in Google Sketch Up (quite possibly the best free application I have ever used), which you can add geo-referencing to and see all year round the shadowing (or lack thereof) to the "family room" - which happens to be a kitchen/diner; some councils do not deem a kitchen as a habitable room. They then waffled on about drainage etc but it is all in the attempt to smear our application...we have never got on with them so the comments were expected but just pisses me off when people say such exaggerated bullshit. No other objections for any other neighbours. As you can tell I am a little wound up right now until we get the decision...and I am ridiculously busy... He sounds like a prick, I hope your application is granted so you can piss him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Ambulance chasing legal companies (that TV ad "I was given the wrong type of ladder" makes me piss myself every time he falls off). Payday loan companies.* *Representative APR 4214% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Ambulance chasing legal companies (that TV ad "I was given the wrong type of ladder" makes me piss myself every time he falls off). Payday loan companies.* *Representative APR 4214% Yepper Mike that is one that grinds my gears. Do you remember the accident claims company (I cant remember the name) but it it had that lopsided red letter 'T' in the name. Well they got found out when the 500th victim put in a claim through the courts (via them) after an accident on a Liverpool bus. It turned out that a bus was going to Gilmoss garage to park up (nobody on it apart from the driver) when it hit a kerb. 500 passengers later the courts got wise to them. I think they closed down after that was made public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 women who moan about their fella's and break up and get back together with them every week..just shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehuddo Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 The "latest" YouTube internet sensation - they are all crap and watched by dodgy fuckers with nothing else to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 women who moan..just shut up Isnt that what you were really getting at Marco? Just be careful tho mate talk like that gets you into trouble just ask Andy Gray and his mates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 haha i have no issue with women moanin it's just what they do..it's the gettin back with dickheads and breakin up and moanin then gettin back and sayin they love them then next day breaking up again...i think it's partly cos they tend to be fit and i wanna smash um Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead1 Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 haha i have no issue with women moanin it's just what they do..it's the gettin back with dickheads and breakin up and moanin then gettin back and sayin they love them then next day breaking up again...i think it's partly cos they tend to be fit and i wanna smash um Bahahaha this is great, gotta love your honesty Dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 I have a sore throat just now that is starting to really pee me right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 so much you can't even swear like a man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 so much you can't even swear like a man? You bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everton_Worshiper Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: Make sure you take a picture . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: the smiley makes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Our planning application was approved, I have my staple gun in one hand and approval letter in the other :shaking fist: class well done, I didnt want to tell my planning application story when yours was in progress, mine took 18 months to be approved after various revisions due to neighbours objecting to what other people have already in the estate... anyway we got there in the end, not want we wanted but better than what it was so I can lend you my staple gun if you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 being allergic to mussels and only finding out after ive eaten them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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