Oh god. I see the humour has died again. Must be the transfer nerves taking effect.
Trust me, I ain't reeling anyone in. It's all good, light hearted fun.
Paddock...just to clear it up before it goes into overdrive - the bit I took exception to is all this 'shitty records, mean fuck all, I want more...' stuff. Trust me, everybody on this forum, every evertonian...in fact, every fan of any club 'wants more'. But it's easier to support Everton if you accept the reality. Bit of dejavu going on here.