Bill Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 You may have seen these before, But i think its fun. Some of the finest double-entendres on British TV & Radio Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew." US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!" Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it." A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69." Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 hahaha thr 8 inches is classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Brilliant Bill. Reminded me of Brian Johnston during an England Windies test in (probably) the early eighties.. "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Yeah, remember that one myself from old Jonners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlue Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) LOL They are mint, reminded me of Sid Waddell the famous darts commentator. Not so much double entendres but you do have to question whether hes been sniffin glue before his commentating...Sid Waddell Quotes Edited January 17, 2007 by TrueBlue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Thats a good link i enjoyed them, also had a good laugh at Bobby Robsons Quotes, some of them are Screamers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 " The Peach Is A Bitch " - Claudio R on the Stamford Bridge playing Surface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 there good them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 They're good them Licker, had me in stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 good link... u need to watch the poker tournaments, those commentators are hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 lmao , some absolute pearlers there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 celebrity poker club is on now its soooo fuckin funmyn the commentary other day ' oh hes got two 3s hes playin all kindsa crabs' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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