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A man gets up every morning in his flat on the twelfth floor of a block of flats and has a shower. He has bacon and eggs for breakfast, black coffee with two sugars, kisses his wife goodbye then goes down in the lift to the ground floor. He gets the bus (sometimes a taxi if he's running late) to work at the Ministry of Agriculture. After his days work he gets the bus home again, goes up in the lift as far as the sixth floor then he gets out and walks up the remaining six flights of stairs to his flat. Pisses him off because he'd rather get the lift all the way up. Why does he do it?

 

I apologise in advance for the answer :D .

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darren anderton?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good answer, but Zed was right with the letter U. ............. BUT I LIKE YOURS.

 

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another..

 

 

THIS SENTANCE CONTAINES TWO MISSTAKES

 

 

how many mistakes are there in the sentence above..?

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anybody else, both answers are wrong so far.

 

and explain what the mistakes are. :)

 

6.

 

1st - All caps.

 

2nd - No full stop.

 

3rd - Mistakes.

 

4th - Sentence.

 

5th - Contain.

 

6th - Its a lie, as there are more than two mistakes.

 

Or there are 0 mistakes as they are all deliberate?

 

If its not them I don't know.

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6.

 

1st - All caps.

 

2nd - No full stop.

 

3rd - Mistakes.

 

4th - Sentence.

 

5th - Contain.

 

6th - Its a lie, as there are more than two mistakes.

 

Or there are 0 mistakes as they are all deliberate?

 

If its not them I don't know.

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Romey and bluenose are right with the same four you got.

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4. sentence spelt wrong contains spelt wrong mistakes spelt wrong and the fact the sentace says 2 mistakes are made is a mistake

 

heres one:

 

father, brother, cousin, aunt, grandad, grandmother, mother which one is the odd one out.

 

 

Is it Brother, becasue he is a cross dressing Transexual racist

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Romey and bluenose are right with the same four you got.

 

Still theres no full stop at the end so surely thats a mistake if its meant to be a sentence ;) basic Egnlish Language stuff which you learn at school. Must start with a capital [letter] and end in a full stop. :P

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