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Marriage is just like playing football...

 

1. Ensure you’re fully committed every week

2. Make sure you score every Saturday

3. Don’t put your tackle in too hard or you may do yourself an injury

4. No tackling from behind on your wedding night

5. and most importantly......playing away from home can result in a serious groin injury and is certainly the quickest way onto the transfer market

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Marriage is just like playing football...

 

1. Ensure you’re fully committed every week

2. Make sure you score every Saturday

3. Don’t put your tackle in too hard or you may do yourself an injury

4. No tackling from behind on your wedding night

5. and most importantly......playing away from home can result in a serious groin injury and is certainly the quickest way onto the transfer market

 

Good call, you've done that one before.

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