scouse Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Hi All, All One liners etc would be appreciated I am the best man at my brothers wedding in a couple of months and am looking from some insperation into my speech. Can anyone help? Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 The bride looks so beautiful even the cake was in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegaz74 Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Marriage is just like playing football... 1. Ensure you’re fully committed every week 2. Make sure you score every Saturday 3. Don’t put your tackle in too hard or you may do yourself an injury 4. No tackling from behind on your wedding night 5. and most importantly......playing away from home can result in a serious groin injury and is certainly the quickest way onto the transfer market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Marriage is just like playing football... 1. Ensure you’re fully committed every week 2. Make sure you score every Saturday 3. Don’t put your tackle in too hard or you may do yourself an injury 4. No tackling from behind on your wedding night 5. and most importantly......playing away from home can result in a serious groin injury and is certainly the quickest way onto the transfer market <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good call, you've done that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 If the bride or groom hasnt fulfilled their school/college learning, could throw a crack in about it................................................. I could have been a doctor, only i never had the patience (patients). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 (edited) boom boom licker Edited January 23, 2006 by ianthetoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 Hope your weeding nights like "KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN".... Thh BREAST is Tender & the LEGS"S FALL APART... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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