MikeO

New year same old posts. Keep the faith.

Haven't a clue Bill....I'll ask the boss, she's in charge of flowers .

Before... After (needs another coat actually)...

Chris Beesley, Liverpool Daily Post EVERTON’S chances of landing Cardiff City midfielder Aaron Ramsey could be handed a major blow after it was reported that Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo has publicly declared his desire to play for Real Madrid. What a ridiculous connection. United seeing Ramsay as direct replacement for Ronaldo .

Not as far as I can see, just the latest hot rumour. If true maybe he has a need to be big fish in a small pool, betraying feelings of inadequacy and probably a very small penis .

Tubular Bells II.

Porn? On the internet? How does that work then ? Lean something new every day....whatever next ?

Not overly bothered other than a soft spot for Greece (due to spending as much time there as my bank manager will allow ). Was even given a Greek shirt when we were over last year so I'll probably dig it out but lightning ain't going to strike twice unfortunately. Must be the first tournament for a long time with no Everton involvement so can't even follow individual players.

Kind of like the keepers shirt....are you man enough to wear lime-green ?

Listen to the Rat Aaron... Kevin Ratcliffe believes that Ramsey should strongly consider his potential first-team opportunities and the reputation of David Moyes before signing for anybody else. "I think it's about playing first-team football," Ratcliffe told BBC Radio Merseyside. "I think he has more of a chance at Everton of gaining that first-team experience and going that next step." "I would describe him as an Arsenal-type player. A player who receives the ball under pressure, is very, very composed, can pick a pass and score a goal and is not afraid to make a tackle as well. He's got the potential but he's still got a long way to go." "I'm sure Dave Jones will tell him everything he knows about the football club and David Moyes, as will Paul Wilkinson. "There's plenty of background for him to get to know about the club from other people down there." Much of Moyes’ success on Merseyside has been down to his proven track record of bringing players through from the lower leagues. Signings such as Tim Cahill from Millwall, Joleon Lescott from Wolves and Phil Jagielka from Sheffield United have led to Lescott and Jagielka going on to make their full England debuts, with Cahill now one of the top attacking midfielders in the Premier League.

Fuck off idiot....it's a spoof people here...http://kineticnorth.com/BBCNews/Report/ Write your own BBC page. Clever though, had me worried for half a millisecond. ****Moved to Jokes****

It's the umbro template, we're not based on Brum's any more than theirs is based on ours. Having said that I agree 100% that it'd be better to have something unique. It's OK though, I like the away one, a bit different.

Perhaps he has had to put his hand in his pocket... Wayne Rooney has arrived in Ibiza for a four-day stag do with 16 friends and family and the Manchester United striker has hired a £20,000 villa . You don't get much for £20,000 in Ibiza anymore, I have just hacked into "Hello's" web-site and can now exclusively reveal a picture of the venue....

It seems a lot to spend on a 17 year old lad with only twenty odd championship games to his name but it would be a hell of a coup to nick him from under Ferguson's nose....and a lot of people seem to think he's worth it. Needs to be a hell of a sales pitch from Moyes to beat off United, Arsenal and Liverpool.

Ian Monk, spokesman for Wayne Rooney, said afterwards that "all costs and damages in this case are being met by the publishers". If the fucking little toad was any sort of a man he'd pay it himself. Wouldn't it be beautifully ironic if Rooney did a Gazza when his playing days are over, lost everything and ended up on the psych ward....wonder if he'd qualify for a grant from the Former Players Foundation to pay his hospital bills .

Possibly the most charismatic stage presence ever in his finest hour without a doubt, not a big Queen fan but I was there and it was certainly memorable....though I've enjoyed other things more.

The Goodison manager indicated he would donate the money to the Everton Former Players' Foundation. After the hearing, a statement from Moyes said: "Anyone who knows me well would, I hope, regard me as a man of honour and integrity. "I was disappointed and wanted people to know that what had been written was completely untrue. "I felt that I had no choice but to take action for a full apology and damages. He added: "All of the above said, we have now moved on and I wish Wayne and his family all the best for the future both on the field and off it."

Some very interesting questions there Ian to which I can only say... ...I haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about . Hope this helps .

There was only ever going to be one winner... Everton FC manager David Moyes has accepted damages and an apology from Wayne Rooney over comments the England striker made in his autobiography. The undisclosed sum is being paid to Moyes by Rooney, co-author Hunter Davies and publisher HarperCollins, a judge in London heard. Moyes's Solicitor Edward Parladorio told Mr Justice Eady that in the autobiography, Wayne Rooney - My Story So Far, his client was accused of "a serious breach of trust towards a young player under his management". He said Moyes was accused of leaking the contents of a private and confidential conversation, during which the star stated his intention to leave Everton, to a local newspaper. Mr Parladorio told the court that the allegation was "wholly untrue". After the brief hearing, Moyes said in a statement: "I am glad that these issues have now been resolved and that my name has been fully cleared in this matter."

Knew I'd seen something along these lines before..... Short term memory loss Jay ?

Blackburn have given City permission to talk to Mark Hughes....he'd be a mug to take it I reckon. Poisoned chalice.

Mark Bright made one (inaccurate) comment about him being too deep and playing a T&T striker onside....idiot. He played OK but frankly given the quality of the opposition we'd have kept a clean sheet if my mum had come on for Ferdinand at half time.

I've always clung onto a tiny bit of hope that he'd come good in the end....or even come average...but I really can't see it now sadly. Hope I'm wrong.

If it were my child and I felt the best place for her was where she is...the place that is the only home she's ever had...then I'm sorry but any other consideration would go out of the window; fuck football and whatever anyone thought about me. Think any parent would feel the same.

Anyone see this? Fun!