MikeO

I just got out of the bath all by myself (I have an electronic seat fitted, no humans have been damaged by witnessing the process). First time since February last year! Amazing what a derby win will do for you

Which is absolutely fine. You've always been clear that you weren't going to have it, but you've never said it was because you'd heard it'd make your dick fall off...checks side effects list

It's really the most embarrassing, pathetic bollocks in so many respects. Everybody knows (Tory MPs better than most) that this asinine joke of a policy is a massively expensive attempt to get votes, nothing more. It won't deter anyone from attempting to cross the channel if they have a 1% chance of being shipped off to Africa. Immigration needs fixing for sure, but this government has no interest in doing that, they just want to con the masses into thinking they're being tough on it to get votes. That cunt Chris Philp doesn't have two brain cells to rub together, how do these morons get into positions of power?

Evetually I'm sure it will, just for the CEV at the moment; I was asked how I qualified but they didn't ask for any proof...although it's fairly obvious in my case. And, free choice and all that, but I prefer to make my decisions based on expert medical opinion and research, rather than social media driven rumour.

Booster jab today, was surprised to get the invitation, not really talked about anymore.

You mean like, "Very optimistic...seen some progressive stuff and a real reason to believe he can go up a level"?

You've been in America too long

The thing I read said they'd been suspended by their club, quite possibly inaccurate though. https://metro.co.uk/2024/04/24/two-premier-league-footballers-suspended-club-rape-allegations-20708014/

Close up on Klopp reminded me of this

Two started tonight and another on the bench, so not them it would seem.

Everton 0-3 Liverpool None (As we're being optimistic I thought I would be as well, it's the best I can do)

They actually have four who've played for them this season.

Saw that, no word on who it is yet as far as I can see, but will come out soon no doubt.

Flat pack furniture, new wardrobe arrived It's an "open" one, so no top, cat's going to be pissed

Last time we played at Goodison on Wednesday April 24th was in 1985...half decent night I seem to recall

One of my wardrobes collapsed Most annoying part is that the cat was asleep on it at the time and I didn't get it on video

That's what Jagielka said on MOTD.

Probably just a typo; thinks he's projecting 35, which will almost certainly be enough, but 37 makes it mathematically certain (unless the league dock us more points).

Not real life admittedly, but he's joint top scoring goalkeeper (with Leno) in the FA fantasy football league.

Coventry

Thought that must be a spoof account when I saw it. Whether sour grapes or grasping it'll do them no favours.

I see 11,000 tickets had to be cancelled for the Rick Astley test event at the new Co-op Live arena, the owners have apparently apologised profusely to anyone whose ticket remained valid.

Everton 1-1 Nottingham Forest Calvert-Lewin