johnh

They say football's a game of two halves. I find its more like 6 pints.

They say football's a game of two halves. I find its more like 6 pints.

They say football's a game of two halves. I find its more like 6 pints.

They say football's a game of two halves. I find its more like 6 pints.

Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much to have a tooth out. The dentist says £85. The Scotsman asks how much would it be without an anaesthetic. The dentist says £60 but he wouldn't recommend it as it would be very painful. The Scotsman says 'I'll do the £60, can I book an appointment for the wife'.

In his after match interview, Brendan Rodgers made the comment 'we like to play in a sporting way'. Someone should ask him how he views all the penalties Liverpool have had from Suarez dives.

It appears that Jurgen Klopp has said he's not interested in the Man U job but his brother Clipperty might be.

It appears that Jurgen Klopp has said he's not interested in the Man U job but his brother Clipperty might be.

It appears that Jurgen Klopp has said he's not interested in the Man U job but his brother Clipperty might be.

It appears that Jurgen Klopp has said he's not interested in the Man U job but his brother Clipperty might be.

It appears that Jurgen Klopp has said he's not interested in the Man U job but his brother Clipperty might be.

It appears that Jurgen Klopp has said he's not interested in the Man U job but his brother Clipperty might be.

Both Arsenal goals came from poor clearances by West Ham by players who were under no pressure. The ref was a 'homer'.

Baines would end each season as top scorer - 35 penalties.

Baines would end each season as top scorer - 35 penalties.

What's going on with referees and Liverpool this season? Against Norwich Liverpool got a free kick for anything where there was the slightest contact. Towards the end of the game Snodgrass (Norwich) got clattered from behind just outside the Liverpool penalty area - play waved on. I'm beginning to think there is a conspiracy somewhere to ensure Liverpool win the league this year.

What's going on with referees and Liverpool this season? Against Norwich Liverpool got a free kick for anything where there was the slightest contact. Towards the end of the game Snodgrass (Norwich) got clattered from behind just outside the Liverpool penalty area - play waved on. I'm beginning to think there is a conspiracy somewhere to ensure Liverpool win the league this year.

Sorry, can't agree that Suarez should win player of the season. He obviously has the best 'stats' but he's a cheat, which should disqualify him.

Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much to have a tooth out. The dentist says £85. The Scotsman asks how much would it be without an anaesthetic. The dentist says £60 but he wouldn't recommend it as it would be very painful. The Scotsman says 'I'll do the £60, can I book an appointment for the wife'.

Scotsman goes to the dentist and asks how much to have a tooth out. The dentist says £85. The Scotsman asks how much would it be without an anaesthetic. The dentist says £60 but he wouldn't recommend it as it would be very painful. The Scotsman says 'I'll do the £60, can I book an appointment for the wife'.

Regarding 'armchair fans'. When you have been an Everton supporter for 70 years, obviously are a pensioner and live 250 miles away, no one can claim you are not a genuine supporter because you only see the televised games. Besides, I lost count of the number of sixpences I paid to go in the boys' pen in the 1940's!

Is it true that they're going to name it the San Giro?

Regarding 'armchair fans'. When you have been an Everton supporter for 70 years, obviously are a pensioner and live 250 miles away, no one can claim you are not a genuine supporter because you only see the televised games. Besides, I lost count of the number of sixpences I paid to go in the boys' pen in the 1940's!

Is it true that they're going to name it the San Giro?

Elderly woman phoned Stannah and asked them to come and remove her stair lift, she said 'its driving me up the wall'.