Two married women go on a girls night out on the walk back home they get caught short and jump in the cemetery for a pee, one wipes herself with her knickers the other uses a wreath. The next morning one husband rings the other to say that’s it no more girls nights out for my missus she’s come home minus her knickers, the other says you think that’s bad mine come home with a card up her crack saying thanks for the good times from all the lads at the fire station.