DonKey

We can't afford to let this guy go under any circumstances at the minute. He will play left mid on saturday, and with the chat about Pienar being out for 7 weeks his versatility is even more vital now. To be fair, even if we had a few more bodies I still wouldn't like to see him go, as I think he has got a massive future in front of him. Was one of the players I was most looking forward to seeing for us last season.

According to SSN, Man U and Arsenal are now looking at taking him on after his trial with Blackburn alerted them to his availability. I might rock up to Finch Farm and see if I can get in the squad for saturday.

Now it's me feeling a bit :suicide_anim:

Please let him just :suicide_anim:

Sibon? Isn't he the shite one that used to play for Sheff Wed, and couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo? He must be getting on a bit now like?

Branston, the pickle magnate is not as rich as some would believe especially due to rising vinegar costs. Flavio Briatore owns QPR. Mega mega bucks made from F1. Would be nice if we had someone who could rub 2 bob together rather than scrimping for everything.

13-15 million is to be expected with all the money floating around Russia at the minute. Think last year CSKA were the top spending side throughout the whole of Europe. Is Arshavin worth 20 million? I expect us to sign him on loan anyway, and I for one hope he proves to be successful when he's with us.

Works very well in other countries. Best example I can think of is AC/Inter Milan, and the San Siro is cracking!

About time too. At least thats the money sorted for Fletcher and Smith!

and says 'A pint of ......................................................... lager please.' Barman asks 'Why the big paws?'

Absolute fruit loop!!! Get him signed! Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw years ago, when big Dunc had Mcateer in an headlock on the floor. Caption said @40,00 Evertonians wish they were big Dunc'. Or something like that. Looks to have a fair bit of skill about him aswell.

Could be worth an alternative formation, especially seeing as we have no bodies to spare in midfield. Yobo Jagielka Lescott Neville Baines (wingbacks) Arteta Pienar Osman Cahill Yak Maybe??

Lets be honest, Newcastle is a graveyard for good players. They've signed some guys who've looked good at their prevous clubs and turned out to be wanktastic there. I wouldn't mind signing Smith. Agreed he's not the world beater, flag ship signing that we all want, but at 3mill, and with a point to prove he could prove to be a useful squad player. If you look for his role in the side, perhaps DM views him as the replacement for Carsley?? He still has potential I think.

If we could get him for 3mill, i'd be quite happy with that! Ferguson has kept him around, and he's always in the squad somewhere or other. Still only young, and at current prices 3mill for a young brit is an absolute steal!

Tell you what, Moyes is a smart cookie! When he signed Jags he knew he wasn't just signing a versatile midfielder/defender, he was also getting an understudy for Howard too! That's what you call real forward thinking!

I'm still amazed at how much money Fulham have been throwing about. Please lets just get him gone so we can at least get his replacement in and sorted.

What a load of old crap! Baines has not had a real opportunity to show what he can do for us. Swap him for a RS reject.... Doubt it!!!

The Footy Show on Setanta. Rugby league version of Soccer AM (ish)

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean. What are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland . L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes you think that? P: I got proof. L: What kind of proof? P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.

Teacher : Todays word of the day is 'FASCINATE'. Can anyody tell me a sentence using the word 'FASCINATE'? Little Jonny throws his hand in the air, and is jumping in his seat to get her attention, but she's been burned by him before. Go on she thinks. What harm can he possibly do with this. Teacher : Go on then Jonny. What is your sentence? Lil Jonny: Well Miss.... My dad bought my auntie a beautiful colourful cardigan, with 10 buttons on it for Christmas. He said the fat shit needs to lose weight because she can only 'FASTEN EIGHT'

He's an cockney version of Simon Davies, but a bit of a wanker on top. Over rated to high heaven, and worth nowhere near 15 million. Glad we didn't go for him

Keane used to be one of my favourite non Everton players. Didn't realise he supprted the shite when he was younger though! Wonder if Bent is playing a bit in pre-season to put him in the shop window. Would love us to sign him. Fast and a good finish on him too.

All being well then I can look forward to reading the papers after my op and telling me we've signed Moutinho after all! Big money though. Just hope we're not putting ourselves in the shit to finance it and any other deals we go for.

Mate that scarf is quality. We had a son 11 weeks, and just waiting for my mum to pick up his first and my daughters 2nd Everton kits. Would have loved something like the scarf when they were born.

Probably old news as it's on Setanta at the minute. Apparently he's agreed personal terms with Spurs, but they have yet to agree a fee with Zenit. Since when have you been allowed to discuss/agree personal terms with a player before the fee has been met? Surely that's just the same as tapping up isn't it?