Jimmy the blue

Sorry for the delay, haven't been too good over the last few days 1 "What we've got is a resilience and a team spirit and you can't buy that" Alan Stubbs 2 "He uttered the six worst words in the English language 'I want to play for Liverpool" BK when asked about Barmby's xfer 3 "Never mix perms and drinking, it's a recipe for disaster" the legend Mick Lyons, the wearer of the worlds worst perm 4 "If Mickey Mouse had taken charge, it would have given the place a lift" Mike Walker 5 "I never realised the club was big" Mike Walker again proving him to be an idiot 6 "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day" Big Nev 7 "And he's lost his jacket, he's lost his jacket" Ken Wolstenholme about Eddy Cavanagh 66 final 8 "I've been a Bluenose all my life and I always will be. I'm a very proud and privileged man to be able to say that" Derek Mountfield, a total gent and a true blue 9 "You've got to be strong in victory and equally strong in defeat" incredibly John Bailey, so profound 10 "Ladies and gentlemen, today we are joined by a man who ranks amongst the greatest there is: Shakespeare, Rembrandt and Bach this man is --------------------" These were the words of Bill Shankley concerning the immortal Dixie Dean at a luncheon hours before Dixie dropping dead at the 81 derby, those were the days when respect ruled and Benitez was still in short pants Well done Taxi old son, you were the best by a mile mate

It is an actor, frequently seen on our screens, there may be a fictional relationship between all parties

Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abdurrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdul Karim El Mahdi........aka Alex

As far as I'm concerned Pip was our best man and Hibbo and Ossie should both be shot

You are a very naughty man Bill...................................I might watch myself now

It looks possible but I don't want it, his wages and injury record no thanks

There is no doubt that on the day Chelsea won and won easily. Guus spotted our season long weakness, the right hand side. Yes the boss was right to take Hibbo off but IMO he should have pulled Ossie as well because he never closed anyone down leaving the already fragile Hibbo exposed time and time again. Jacobsen did not have to do much to improve our defence, we suddenly became more stable and, no doubt having had his arse kicked at half time, Ossie started to help him. Today lads we were out classed by a good Chelsea side who exploited our fragile squad but you must ask yourselves this, how good would Chelsea have been without say Lampard, Essien and Drogba, that match would have been so much more competetive. We missed Teta, the Yak and most of all Jags today, it showed. Yes I'm upset but roll on next season with an increased squad and our main performers back we'll be better and stronger.................................I still believe and you can't take that away from me COYB Just a thought for all the lads making their way home from Wembley, chin up boys, we will be back and win it next time

Arteta is now 2.8% ahead......................incredible shows how disliked Ronaldo is

Thanks lad :speak_cool:

marco lad, I've got s dickie ticker and half a dozen other ailments and I really couldn't be happier, we are there, the shite are not, we can win this there is only Chelsea who can stop us, they finished third in the league, we've already seen off the two teams above them.....................................we can win it with one goal and a Drogba tantrum, believe lad believe COYB (we were the first, the original holders of this chant so yes shout it with pride) I've got mu EFC sausages, six bottles of Newcastle brown (it goes down very nicely ), donned my RBJ so I ready to get pissed (I've also got a bottle of Glen Morrangey for the victory celebrations) so I might just see you guys sometime next week.

What yoy say is true Reg but, and its a very big but, if what I was told about Nash is correct and, God forbid, Timmy cops for a long term injury we'll be in shit street, with this euro league coming up we can't afford to take the chance mate

Hmmmmmmmmmmm should I go to Everton or Celtic................................one is a premiership team of high regard the other is Celtic.....a no brainer really

When are our winners announced

Quite right, there is no f in way Once our lads take to that pitch we've got to shout, scream, cheer and make all the din we can, it gives the lads belief and that is our responsibility as supporters............................tomorrow we want men and women to stand tall not act like whinge bags cowering in a corner thinking we may come unstuck, leave that with the Chavs. COYB Boys

Maria Sirtis. of Star Trek fame

PS, what about the 2003 version?

Have you lads try contacting Duncan Fergusson, the best player your fair city ever produced, he is not short of a bob or two

Enjoy, this guy is weird

What is up with you guys, are you shit scared of Chelsea. I've been there when we've been beaten and it is awful, worst of all was in 68 when as huge favourites, more so than Chelsea are tomorrow, we played like crap and lost to their only shot of the bloody day........................when we beat Utd in 95 the boot was on the other foot and we won. It doesn't matter who does what at this moment in time as long as you BELIEVE you can win......................never go there thinking you may get beat, we are EVERTON and we will win this.................look at what they said when we took the Shite out, we took Utd out and we've done that with half a team but they believe they are winners, the manager believes they are winners why is so bloody hard for some of you to do the same.......................we are going there to win and not make up the fucking numbers COYB

Plus up to £5.50 delivery after the event......................................if anyone can help a poor old man, if you see a programme on the deck, dropped by some unsuspecting Chav pick it up and bring it home for Uncle Jimmy, please

Cheers for that pal, yet another reason to respect the Cottagers. If anyone thinks that all Shite fans will be supporting us this weekend think again, I've just had a blazing row with one who still believes we shouldn't be there, and it wasn't joking.................redshite tosser

They went to the wall last time, if they can't get the customers why bother? Le Tis is leading a take over of Soton, he is a true football man

Then it must be Jane Leeves, she has the poorest northern accent ever when she was in Frasier

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Is that where they 'discovered' piltdown man Mike?????, long before the festivals started, there have been many since then