Fatboyquim

Tell him you will give him £20 a week if he supports Everton.

Very funny mate

A shcoking performance from a EPL ref - not sure what signals that sends out to the rest of the world about our league.

Go on OZ my new fav team (after england of course).

Cant wait for the new season getting married the day we play Watford August 19th - shall have to get a tv/radio stuffed away in a back room. Then go on Honeymoon with new Everton top on.

Who is he .....

Talk Talk is the way ahead - IM going to scap NTL go with Talk Talk - free broadband - but you have to wait 2 or 3 months.

Happy bithday Tara get so drunk it hurts. Then get more drunk !!

Toffetalk is the original and best Everton forum on the net - why would we jump ship to a poor rival. Happy here. Just had a look - how many users have you got - ONE !!

Bye Bye Davie - Take a hint and do one.

Tim your a star - why would you swop shirts - dont you already have an Everton shirt ?

Poll - what a great advert for the EPL.

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Got my shirt from JJB in portsmouth fantastic.

Happy bithday Have a good one

St Domingo Park -maybe not then DIXIES DEN - nope PUKA Pie Arena - not sure .......................i give up

nuts - but funny

Poo is a good world I should have used it the first time round.

You never know its a funny old world.

Top ten ever Everton players !! 1 - W "DIXIE" DEAN For the record this is what Dixie achieved ,it’s phenomenal he was a goal machine. 60 league goals in one season 1927-28 100 goals scored in 1927-28 100league goals before he was 21 200 league goals in 199 games at 23 years old 300 league goals in 310 games 379 league goals in 437 games 349 league goals for one beloved club Everton 37 hat-tricks in his career 200 goals for Everton in 198 games More than 20 league goals for nine consecutive seasons More than 30 league goals in four seasons Averaged 0.94 goals a game 473 goals in 502 matches 16 International caps scoring 18 goals Not sure about the other nine players - we dont need them with that record.

Your all fu#king nuts - thats why i love this forum. Who needs football - we could talk poo for the united kingdom. I mean that on a positive note.

Petty Officer Communications in the Royal Naval - based down in Portsmouth but from the pool - 13 years done 9 to do. I love it - travel the world get pissed then get paid for it.

Petty Officer Communications in the Royal Naval - based down in Portsmouth but from the pool - 13 years done 9 to do. I love it - travel the world get pissed then get paid for it.

Love him to come - but dont see it.

TESCO "BOGOF" ARENA