Matt

snus made me lightheaded! Cant chew tobacco, makes me hiccup!

Eggheads. Why do they have the most tedious, monotonous presenter. Add the smug know-it-all buggers, clearly biased questions, shite prize money and that phrase at the end - "the eggheads doing what comes naturally to them...." - it irritates the life out of me!

Oh, yeah, right... Im the evil, useless bastard moderator who everyone hates. Oh, wait a minute....

sounds like the saying 'shitting yourself' (because of nerves) might get a new literal meaning! Good luck mate

spot on

dont like your tone there

never drank cats piss so couldnt comment further! think the change for Ribena was around the end of the 80s, might be before your time........ God that made me feel old then...

artificial sweetner, so much better than this hippy "natural sugar" nonsense. Never did me any harm either... .....

Oh Mike, are they engaged? I assume that idea wont get a good reception...

didnt like it after they took saccharin out of it...

it was weird and new. But it hasnt evolved at all. Dont laugh at it like I used to, the fact that its been background all night whilst ive been on here or cooking or whatever says a lot

although you have the bonus of being able to peel a layer of skin off the roof of your mouth, in 1 go depending on how bad you burnt it.... ....everyone else does that, right? Dial it down.... Waaaahaaay!

bizarre thread... But im game! Or at least I would be, skint til pay day!

This has been announced? Or is this just hope?

pfff..... not sure how I can cut this down to 11... But i'll try .................Schmeichel.................. Dave Watson....Maldini..........Baines Messi ... Zidane .... Viera ....Osman Bergkamp ... Ronaldo ... Henry A mix of players I admire because of who they are or their insane skills.

alright petal, calm down

oh i know! just thought it was strange hes trying to claim that it makes a difference....

Family Guy season 8. This show is tiring verrrrrrrry quickly...

Think we had this debate after the Nani red - intent has nothing to do with it. Not sure how you can make comparisons on a still shot though.

anyone who takes that shitstorm on deserves the concequences. Especially him since he walked out on Blackpool.

He already knows doesnt he? Since was given 10m more or less in January

KLM, for lying through their teeth. Before flight: "youre entitled to a nice refund and some airmiles back, but only after the flights". After flight : "sorry, flights are completed, we cant do anything". Thats 200E overpaid and 50k in airmiles gone....

i had a feeling this might crop up

Ha! Love that question 2 is for diving and Bales face is there 1. Foul throw usually means that the opposition gets it instead right? Id say play the advantage, but think it just has to be a throw in to the opposition 2. Tricky one. The player should be booked, goal disallowed - he was tryin to gain an unfair advantage 3. Book him again, send him off. No sub can be made (for that player at least)

summer is coming quick, but for the 1st time im actually excited (im a winter person)!