#LFCExcuses Fellaini didn't mean headbutt Shawcross, he just sneezed...
#LFCExcuses Fellaini heard something said about him and thought 'what would Zidane do?'
#LFCExcuses It's an FA Conspiracy against Afros, and Everton
#LFCExcuses Fellaini was trying to demonstrate how soft washing daily with Head and Shoulders had made his afro.
#LFCExcuses Fellaini intended to give his counterpart a hug, but lost his footing