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Is it just being badly run, though? To me, it's an agenda.

Everton 2-0 Crystal Palace DCL

I think all eyes are on the PL at the moment, so this isn't going to get buried. I do think it will be after the Palace game, though - for obvious reasons.

I agree. The longer it goes on, the more likely a stitch up is on the cards.

No, @Palfy. I think that's exactly what is happening behind the scenes. Sadly.

I don't believe in the independence of the new panel, nor its conviction / balls to overturn the original decision. I absolutely don't believe in the integrity of the PL. At very best, I think six points will be returned. These will again be docked in the second appeal. Nottingham Forest will also lose six points. I think it will be a straight fight between us, Forest, Luton and Palace who takes the third relegation spot. I think we will prevail. I am hopeful Masters will lose his job and the PL rules will be rewritten.

Much better! Now, on to Palace. Can we score a goal?

This!

Manchester City 3-0 Everton No one

That is a great article! I feel quite positive reading that summary conclusion. Let's hear it for the ECHJ!

Great word! Had to look it up!

No shame in that defeat. Applied themselves. Asked questions. Didn't fold.

I think that's why I enjoy them play so much these days!

No weirdness abounds it, he was our best player yesterday.

Stumps at 67 for 1. They probably won't win but they were very competitive restricting India in the second innings. Hartley and Ahmed were great. They need an exceptional innings from someone. Pope and Root will be key, I think.

That's good to hear! Watching him was making my life unbearable and I don't want him to return.

I'd much rather the balls are in, to be honest (the Spurs net!). We can't not score again, can we? Everton 1-1 Tottenham Beto

You're not a secret Wiccan Wanderers fan, are you?

Another niche PornHub category. What's going on here?

So you can still drink whilst watching the game legless and cursing on the floor?

Fulham 1-1 Everton DCL

Amazing performance from him - and the team! A great sporting fillip after Everton's dismal display yesterday.

Amazing how Everton obliged and granted your wish so soon! Unfortunately, we won't be winning many of the remaining league fixtures with performances as abject as that. File me under 'a trifle concerned'.

Didn't the same thing happen with Dele? What a pair they would have been - I dread to think of the headlines - Samson and Dele-ilah?

Do we have a holiday / weather thread? Maybe we should!