Newty82

Only the one at Chelsea! Phwoar...constant groin injuries!

Yeah, I'm sure we had several spates of injuries during the Moyes era. As said, I am sure we notice it more as for several years we haven't had the density of talent to absorb injury crisis'.

I hope so Paddock. We need him to come good. We can't 'waste' that much money!!!

Yup. Give him a break. If he is still feeling a niggle, let it heal. If he has split up with his missus, let him refocus on life. Whatever...He clearly needs to be 100% to perform.

I guess he didn't get any service?!!!

Fucks sake. C'mon Lukaku...we urge you on!!!

I'd take Chloe. She wouldn't be bothered if you jizzed in her face, the others are a bit fussy like that.

Well, we've splashed 28million on Lukaku...so the nearest travel lodge.

Wahay! There she goes. Slap that booty.

Phwoar. Great pace. Will Roberto use him 8 a way that will utilise it???

...and we'll have a near full squad too. We'll be up and running (although not too far, fast and hard...mind them hamstrings!) by then.

You arrogant bastard you!!!

Hmmmm. You work shifts or something? I'll get money on it...but first, how often do your dreams come true?

With the injuries, we are one of a number of teams to have a fair few.... http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php Good news...of the 8 we have out, 4 are scheduled to return next week. Not sure how accurate that is.

You fuckin lame arse bastard son of a Bitch. haha! I'm calm.

Not biting this time. I just read it as it's put. I didn't think of it any other way or add or take out any other words?

Haha...big time! Massive catch that one!

OK...back on topic. All sound but the bit in bold. Why would Wigan having injury problems last season have anything to do with Martinez?

Haha!!! Get the popcorn out!!!

Dead right there! Played a blinder! I'm sat in the corner sulking now...picking my nose!!!

Where to go here?! I love the saying 'you got owned'. But where? Have I missed something? You are right though...should have stopped when I knew I'd bitten. And the bold bit, what you on about? Where did I say that I'd tell you straight or anything like that? You need to go back and read the posts because you've well and truly got it wrong from what you've just said. Far from me getting 'owned', you've been reeled right in. There was no 'opinion' voiced to you. All I said to your question was 'no'. I would never expect that to cause upset anyway!!! Haha....madness! Bemusing. Opinions are opinions. Of course they are. And generally a good old debate can take place, in an amicable manner. With plenty of facts, stats and know how thrown in. You give some, you take some. So there we go.

Ok. So some flaws in your post (unusual!)...I don't have a company car. Why would I have a company car?! And I don't drive a focus or mondeo. So your 'picture' of me is wrong. I'm also not sure why you feel the need to remind me that I have a wife, kids and a job?! I kinda know that. The things I've said to you in the past have been in 'self defence' of posts (like the one earlier in this thread) where you attempt to make me out to be some 'nasty man', simply because I've told you straight, or as we say, called a spade a spade. Now really I should just ignore them, but see when idiots try to put you down without any fact or knowledge? I can't help but defend myself. It's an instinct. It's not a good trait and fortunately you are the only person I have ever had to deal with in this way. I think (!). Self worth/self esteem is not a bad thing. It's good to have these. All it means is that you are content with your life and where you are in life. That you have self respect. That you value your worth and what you have. It doesn't mean that you think you are better than others (as you have tried to insinuate) or more successful than others (as you have tried to insinuate). It makes you more able to face the many challenges that having a wife, kids and challenging job can bring. Is that a bad thing?! Was that a mature enough response?! To be honest, I'm caught in 2 minds with you. I'm starting to think (as I did when you first arrived) that you are only, say 14-17 years old. In which case, I fully apologise for the harsh nature of my posts towards you. And that's genuine, as I don't want to 'bash' a kid. A lot of your posts seem to point towards this. On the other hand, if you are a 'grown' man...well in that case...everything stands. Edit: Just had the dog out and strangely realised I said 'floors' instead of 'flaws'. Knew something didn't look right. School boy error.

I know that response is born of sarcasm (although I'm a bit worried about how much you pay attention to my life!) and intended to be provocative, but I don't get the Ford Focus bit? I don't drive one, but is driving a Ford focus on an 08 plate some sort of put down? I'm confused about that? Please explain....

Oh ok. Maybe not so much of a break but a bit of time away from the Everton spotlight.

Hahaha haha haha....and that's your best?! Your such a lame arse...same old same. One dimensional waste of much needed band width. By the way, 'Paddock' doesn't shy away from putting his points across. So if he thinks it's arrogant or whatever, he'll say. He certainly doesn't need you licking his ring piece all the time. It's cringe worthy the way you desperately try to crawl up someone's arse. Just behave, like every other poster on here does. You act like you have an inferiority complex or something. So there we go. I don't agree that the injuries are to do with Martinez methods. If that's arrogant...then the world is in big trouble.