Newty82

Phwoar! I love chicken. I'm with Mike...great venue.

A night at the playboy mansion

Bungee jump.

Brilliant! Well done Matt.

What dispute? No dispute exists. About Delph...He has developed into the player he should have. Think most teams would miss his energy and drive. Benteke...Too early to say if he has 'lost it ', so to speak, through injury as he has only just come back. If handled correct, he should do fine.

Sound philosophy. Could do the same up here in Cumbria, but our nearest team is Barrow...I think the boys would end up on street corners if I did that to them! Yeah, sorry, I meant generally just pick a game, not just you.

Must cost a fortune with the kids too. See how it goes...name a game...and see how many can get to it. Less chance for me, but I'll give it a go.

To, again, quote myself from yesterday, and also add that no one is interested anymore... It is yes. But you know what? This is a good forum with a majority of good, intelligent posters on. They can read what we are reading. They can see who throws a spanner in the works. No matter how much 'they' try to turn the tables with false 'facts', misquotes and taking posts out of context, no matter how much sludge they throw your way...its all in black and white. It's there for all to see. And that'll do me.

Everton's Player of the Month for September.

It's not worth our efforts Mike. As you know, it's another example of little snippets from full on conversations being taken out of context and manipulated to suit the purpose. Sad.

To quote myself from earlier today.... It is yes. But you know what? This is a good forum with a majority of good, intelligent posters on. They can read what we are reading. They can see who throws a spanner in the works. No matter how much 'they' try to turn the tables with false 'facts', misquotes and taking posts out of context, no matter how much sludge they throw your way...its all in black and white. It's there for all to see. And that'll do me.

Oi! Leave me out of your bullying! I'm already under attack on a daily basis!!!

Meanwhile, everyone else had moved on. Highlights I watched were shit. Will have to sign up to Everton TV. Although I might have already. I'll have to try my 'usual' secret password!!!

Classic Fellaini.

Oh shit I missed that. Sorry. Going to tesco soon though...same offer??!!

Couple of absolute bang on posts there from Paddock. But, it all has to be left alone now. Don't think anyone can be arsed with it day after day. Meet Up....definitely. I'd love that. Would be such a good crack too. It's always easier face to face than it is on a forum. Yeah, I think we'd all be fine. Villa...They had a decent start. But I remember seeing who they were signing pre season and thinking they would struggle. Couple of good players there, but not enough.

What's the 2nd choice?!

Wait till the baby comes...sleepless nights are a great for ruining the appetite.

We can be more erratic with team selections once we secure qualification to the next round.

Why you dirty so and so.... I'm not prepared to answer without first seeking advice from my solicitor.

That'll do me. I'll take that. Promise I didn't have to Google what that is!!!

So was I. Surely that was obvious? Oh come on, that was comedy gold. Took me ages to write that. Ruined in one line. Pah. (And I can't use smileys as I'm always on my phone!)

That is a concern. I guess time will tell.

Oh crikey I know. Back on the fence aren't I?! Right. So...Ok. I disagree that I'm on the fence. If I disagree with you that I'm on the fence, I can't be on the fence? Is that the fence works? So long as you disagree with someone, you can't be on the fence? But what if someone else disagrees? Say, for example, If Matt comes in now and says 'You know what, Haf, I disagree that Newty is on the fence'. Does that mean that I'm back on the fence, only now it's a different fence, with bigger support posts, as Matty is on it with me? I don't get it.

It is yes. But you know what? This is a good forum with a majority of good, intelligent posters on. They can read what we are reading. They can see who throws a spanner in the works. No matter how much 'they' try to turn the tables with false 'facts', misquotes and taking posts out of context, no matter how much sludge they throw your way...its all in black and white. It's there for all to see. And that'll do me.