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hes walking down the road when he finds a lamp, he rubs it and low and behold out pops a genie.

you have three wishes, however whatever u get your partner gets double.

ok the man replies, ' i want a mansion'

the genie grants the wish and the man has his mansion, his wife recieves two mansions.

rite i want a flash car now the man says

he gets one and his wife gets two

what is you final wish master?

to be beaten half to deat the man replies

:D

 

 

Evertonian walking in Stanley Park finds a lamp, rubs it (well he would wouldn't he) and out pops the genie.

 

"Usual thing mate...three wishes" he says "..only I'm a red genie so whatever you get all the Norwegians get double, like."

 

"Aright," says the blue "I'd like a million quid"

"No prob," says the genie, "all the reds get two million!"

 

"And I'll have £100m investment for the blues"

"Done" said the genie "£200m for Benitez"

 

"And lastly," said the blue, "I'd like to donate a kidney"

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Evertonian walking in Stanley Park finds a lamp, rubs it (well he would wouldn't he) and out pops the genie.

 

"Usual thing mate...three wishes" he says "..only I'm a red genie so whatever you get all the Norwegians get double, like."

 

"Aright," says the blue "I'd like a million quid"

"No prob," says the genie, "all the reds get two million!"

 

"And I'll have £100m investment for the blues"

"Done" said the genie "£200m for Benitez"

 

"And lastly," said the blue, "I'd like to donate a kidney"

 

:lol:

 

Thats a good one that, keep em coming

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Evertonian walking in Stanley Park finds a lamp, rubs it (well he would wouldn't he) and out pops the genie.

 

"Usual thing mate...three wishes" he says "..only I'm a red genie so whatever you get all the Norwegians get double, like."

 

"Aright," says the blue "I'd like a million quid"

"No prob," says the genie, "all the reds get two million!"

 

"And I'll have £100m investment for the blues"

"Done" said the genie "£200m for Benitez"

 

"And lastly," said the blue, "I'd like to donate a kidney"

 

:lol: better than mine mike :D:P:lol:

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Evertonian walking in Stanley Park finds a lamp, rubs it (well he would wouldn't he) and out pops the genie.

 

"Usual thing mate...three wishes" he says "..only I'm a red genie so whatever you get all the Norwegians get double, like."

 

"Aright," says the blue "I'd like a million quid"

"No prob," says the genie, "all the reds get two million!"

 

"And I'll have £100m investment for the blues"

"Done" said the genie "£200m for Benitez"

 

"And lastly," said the blue, "Make Souness assistant manager"

 

That one would have worked better :D

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