Matt Posted July 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 sorry theyre a big big, couldnt resize them Love the texts from Dog, crack me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 sums up how boring cats are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 But it doesn't sum up how boring you two are...*need to find other material* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 But it doesn't sum up how boring you two are...*need to find other material* sounds like a defeated soul to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 ten do you have a picture for that? preferably a 6 part one you can spread over 8 posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFC-Paul Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 I'm a dog man... Cats to Me are like teenagers they come home for some grub have no regard for the mess they leave behind generally have no or little interaction with anyone then fuck off back out. To Me dogs have far more character and are more of a pet in most cases then cats.... Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 jaime..what's the score? jaime, jaime what's the score? jaime..what's the score? jaime, jaime what's the score? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Had cats and Dogs, but only one of them is mans best friend. DOG'S. Never had a cat that would sit, stay, fetch and run upstairs to the bathroom when you say bath.Not even my kids do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Never had a cat that would sit, stay, fetch and run upstairs to the bathroom when you say bath.Not even my kids do that! Never had a cat who sniffed my bollocks and humped my leg . rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 you wouldn't complain if the mrs did it so stop bein a fussy bastard rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 I voted for Cats. No great lover of canines and I'd take a shotgun to some of the more dangerous varieties I feel sometimes, hear often about attacks on kids by careless owners or savage kinds that are allowed to roam and cause havoc. We don't own one but apparently you don't need a license now in order to own any breed, I try to keep them at arms length myself. Cats on the other hand are much more accomodating, never had a problem except when they bring in mice from outside and leave them in the house, sometimes still alive, so the fucking things run off and hide and you can never find them. Apart from that, always Cats for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 I voted for dog I am a dog liking person. Not keen on cats really they are more for the effeminate types who wear lace underwear and suspenders. Sooner have a rat than a cat. Mind you I am sure I saw a kitten kill a mastiff a while ago .... got stuck in it's throat. Seriously though both are wonderful pets and it all depends what you like. I like an animal that will sleep during the night and not keep scratching chunks out of my favourite chair. Whatever you prefer I hope you love you pet as I did mine. I wish I could have either these days, but I can't so sod it. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalziel Kane Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Cats aren't so tame. It's on record once that a Scottish Wild Cat (still a cat) attacked and killed a man some time back and they were both found dead next to each other, must have been some cat to do have done that. It can be quite a sad event when you lose a favorite pet also, be it cats or dogs, they do play an important part in lives, always effects some when they pass on. You say to yourself that you will never again own a pet after a death, but you do, and carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 dogs are vicious if brought up badly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 dogs are vicious if brought up badly Some are just nuts and are vicious no matter how they're brought up. Like humans or any animal to be honest. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 never seen a dog that's been brought up well attack anyone..people just prefer to blame the animal cos it can't defend itself..any time i've seen a dog bite someone it's cos it was bein wound up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 never seen a dog that's been brought up well attack anyone..people just prefer to blame the animal cos it can't defend itself..any time i've seen a dog bite someone it's cos it was bein wound up I have. Some just have a screw loose somewhere. But, like I said, it's not just dogs, it goes for any living thing. Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 never seen a dog that's been brought up well attack anyone..people just prefer to blame the animal cos it can't defend itself..any time i've seen a dog bite someone it's cos it was bein wound up There are plenty of people that bring up dogs to be aggressive and to fight which is why we have such a problem with dangerous dogs in the UK. People were breeding dogs purely so that they could fight with them and attack others and it all went un-noticed, by the time the government caught on and passed laws it was too late and we've got a small out-break. Oh and just to respond to DK's post up there you do need a licence to have a dangerous dog as a pet (for example; Doberman, Rottweiler). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 There are plenty of people that bring up dogs to be aggressive and to fight which is why we have such a problem with dangerous dogs in the UK. People were breeding dogs purely so that they could fight with them and attack others and it all went un-noticed, by the time the government caught on and passed laws it was too late and we've got a small out-break. Oh and just to respond to DK's post up there you do need a licence to have a dangerous dog as a pet (for example; Doberman, Rottweiler). Marco was saying dogs that are brought up well - this explanation does not fit under that description for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 i know and that's why i'm sayin it's not a dogs fault how it is brought up..if it's brought up to be vicious that's how it will be..people give dogs a bad name and it's not fair Matt and lindaju3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Oh I agree, if you bring a dog up right then it will behave. It is however a lot harder to do it with a dangerous breed though as its in its genetics to be aggressive so naturally it will be, so as opposed to just teaching the dog right from wrong you have to knock out is natural aggressive side which is obviously a challenge (and may not work). I don't dislike any dogs though (in fact I have one). It's just cats are uber-awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 cats are impressive..i just don't get how they make good pets..they don't do anything..they're like a land goldfish ...ours does absolutely fuck..all..comes in expects to be fed then fucks off again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Let them do what they want - YOLO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 i do i'd rather have nothin do with the little idiot..his actions just back up my point that they make boring pets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 what's yolo mean by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete0 Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 what's yolo mean by the way? That you're willing to do anal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 depends what end of it i'm on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) Never had a cat who sniffed my bollocks and humped my leg . Hygiene and discipline should help with those two little problems ,the humping problem can also be sorted by getting him neutrered before it becomes a problem. Agree with a couple of others, that some dogs need a bullet, but that's because the owner probably dodged one! Training a dog come down to who's doing the training, what thay are training and how.As a kid my Dad had an Irish setter as a gun dog, always said "he will never bite anyone".....he was a lovely dog, one day a lad playing at ours thought it would be funny to give him (the dog) a whack round the head.........he got bitten! Dad was wrong!! Next door have a cat, rips birds to pieces for fun, wont go in the owners house doesn't want human contact.Pretty sure if was much bigger it would eat people. All animals will bite if they really have to. But I believe you can train a dog to only bite if provoked, don't ever remember being able to train any of our cats to do anything, just the same we loved our cats as we did our dogs, but dogs are more capable of giving back that love and loyalty. Edited July 28, 2012 by Blue 250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 deserved to get bit..glad he did..might teach him not to smack a dog round the head again Matt and Zoo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Hygiene and discipline should help with those two little problems Crap....went to visit my brother today showered and squeeky clean...door opens and black labrador advances and goes straight for the testicles. Hygiene has f'ck all to do with it (and I kind of resent the suggestion). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue 250 Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Crap....went to visit my brother today showered and squeeky clean...door opens and black labrador advances and goes straight for the testicles. Hygiene has f'ck all to do with it (and I kind of resent the suggestion). Hygiene does play a part, a dog would rather play with worn socks etc than clean ones, don't be so touchy! maybe the problem with your brothers dog is discipline.Old habits are very hard to break, if the dogs not very old a good dog training book will help.Victoria Stilwell, her books and TV programes are brilliant.She's one good looking lady . Only mentioned hygiene because she mentioned it in one of her books ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Get a cat....they know how to be a cat without being trained. Simple. Lowensda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 and they're shit without bein trained simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Cats taste nicer. marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) Edited August 8, 2012 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 cat just made me miss a hibbo free kick..nuff said..they are fuckin wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I didn't see it either... But that's just because I didn't give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 you're just a grumpy fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 you're just a grumpy fuck Not grumpy, just can't get excited about a player like Hibbert scoring tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 i love hibbo..shame he's not a better player but i can't help but like him Matt and pete0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 I struggle to have an affinity with the mediocre players tbh. I'm not saying I only like players that ooze quality, I wouldn't support Everton if that was the case , but I just find it easier to like the players that have something about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Matt, did you just put up a video of cats with Cerebellar hypoplasia to prove their "wank"? Wow. I couldn't think of many things worse to put in a thread like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) Matt, did you just put up a video of cats with Cerebellar hypoplasia to prove their "wank"? Wow. I couldn't think of many things worse to put in a thread like this. no, just thought it was funny. Plus, description says theyre coming out of anesthesia, how you know it s a disease? Edited August 9, 2012 by Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 Dogs win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 I have both a cat and a dog. The dog is much more affectionate, and in need of attention, and the cat is much more private and secretive. Both have wonderful points. Until you have owned a cat you won't know just how incredible they are as animals, and until you have owned a dog you won't have experienced unconditional love. Both kick ass in my opinion. Romey 1878 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 cats are incredible animals..but so are many others that i wouldn't own as pets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avinalaff Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 cats are incredible animals..but so are many others that i wouldn't own as pets Joey Barton ? marcopaulo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcopaulo Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 he's just an animal nothin incredible about him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowensda Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Dogs win. My counter offer - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Matt Posted April 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 marcopaulo, Lowensda and GoodisonRoad 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lowensda Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Dogs are wimps. They know their place. True pussys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verreauxi Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 That's funny, but I'm not sure why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verreauxi Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Okay, but I really laughed out loud at this! Love it. Sibdane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubecula Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 You put your dog on a lead but can you do that with a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vranny Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 Reminds me of the unspoken powers most female companions have over us blokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 My dog (below) is the best pet I've ever had but on the whole I'd go for cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyarkosLeftToe Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Dogs are boss, pure loyalty and unconditional love. Cats are good for people who don't have enough time with work or maybe don't have enough energy to take a dog for walks etc as they are more independant. I prefer dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogsy Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Can a cat do this!!!! rubecula 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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