thebluenose Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 so i thought the room 101 would be good. tell us your pet hates as many as you like. an explanation would be appreciated but aint compulsary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Political Correctness Before I explain why Id like you to all know I am not a racist!! Theres just been a man of ethnic minority on a gameshow on tv the aim of the gameshow is to bluff and lie to other contestants. Anyway a guy from Livepool said he been a student as Oxford which was not a lie, and the coloured man turned round and said 'its very dodgy to suggest someone from Liverpool had been anywhere near Oxford never mind a student at the university'. That really annoyed me because if I had said that about a coloured person I could have ended up in court Rant over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Ronaldo always diving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Children thinking they know better than you French ciggies and their smell Garlic, lovely when you eat it, poison the next day Farting and following through, a little bit Cheese with more veins than me Breast implants Eyebrows and hair a different colour on a woman Shit cups of tea Fat blokes who wear tracksuits and trainers Coppers who look like they have no pubic hair Catherine Cookson novels People who insist on paying correct money at the checkout in Asda, no matter how long it takes Big Brother People who pay for £2.48 worth of goods at the checkout and get cashback, GO TO A CASHPOINT Bagpipes, the way they look and the way they sound (I know there are bagpipes in Z Cars, that don't count) Loan adverts Personal injury adverts Skinny women who say they're fat That should be enough for now. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 coz i was in a rush i didnt add mine. chavs mainstream rap music people like paris hilton who get record labels for sleeping with people people who go through pop idol or popstars fame academy whatever people who thinks metal music is just insame noise full of satanic worshippers. political correctness (cant say anything nowadays) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Old people who think they deserve to go first for everything and expect young people to show them respect when they show none to young people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Old people who think they deserve to go first for everything and expect young people to show them respect when they show none to young people 38498[/snapback] Speaking as an older person, I have to say they have a point. Their world has changed and they don't like it, if my values were to be taken and treated like they were worthless I would take the hump. There is so much in this world that is worth hating, I think old people deserve a little bit of respect. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Im not saying I dont respect older people, but they expect it but they give none which gives younger people a reason to disrespect them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I see what your saying Mark, but I just love coffin dodgers. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Until you try and get on a bus and a 4ft woman dips under your arm and digs in the elbows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 A coffin dodger didnt half embarrass me a few months ago at College, i was crossing the road and this old lady grabs onto my arm and says I'll help her across. All my mates were in stitches at me because she was like 2 foot smaller than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Until you try and get on a bus and a 4ft woman dips under your arm and digs in the elbows! 38505[/snapback] So Fishman, you have met Tara then?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 So Fishman, you have met Tara then?.ATB Mac 38507[/snapback] Watch you back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Dose she wear a blue croched tea cossy hat, a maroon ankle length coat and carry a check shopping bag with loads of folded plstic carriers inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Dose she wear a blue croched tea cossy hat, a maroon ankle length coat and carry a check shopping bag with loads of folded plstic carriers inside? 38509[/snapback] So you have met Tara then?. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 So you have met Tara then?. ATB Mac 38510[/snapback] Think she stalked me for a few years mate every time i got on a bus she was there elbowing her way through me! Ah the joys of driving and no longer having to suffer the horrors of public transport in rush hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 the RS mad drivers (even though i dont drive i nearly get killed by them when im croosing roads ) smack heads piss heads bevvied at 8 in the mornin' prozies police who do nothing or come out the day after you phone them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Dont explain the word police will suffice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 the RS mad drivers (even though i dont drive i nearly get killed by them when im croosing roads ) smack heads piss heads bevvied at 8 in the mornin' prozies police who do nothing or come out the day after you phone them 38512[/snapback] i have to agree. for a while i was being mugged by a gang of 4 youths (youths as in younger than me) and as i dont fight back they mugged me caused some horrible bruising above my eye and in my stomach. and of course managed to take all my money, my phone and a world cup footy which i was taking back to my friend's house. luckily my dad caught the ring leader and brought him into the local police station. i told them the story what happened. all they did was make them return the stolen stuff (which they only returned my phone and wallet (with no money in it)) and they got away scott free. i never had the chance to press charges or anything. another incident where i was involved in a robbery where i work. a bloke (under the influence of drugs) broke into the stock room and managed to find the key to the safe. he stole as many money bags as he could and we managed to catch him red handed with about 4 grands worth of money. at this point he ran at us injuring my supervisor and kciked me to the floor as i tried to block his escape route. the police came a week late and for 3 weeks did fuck all. they abandened the case and justice was only done when believe it or not cumbria police found him robbing an off liscence. he was not sentanced to prison but an x amount of time in rehab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Theres nothing wrong wif Booze n Hookers...get a life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L_Blue Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Novelty ringtones. Quizcall, Quizmania, The Mint etc etc.... Pretentious people which relates in part to..... People who give themselves odd job titles to sound important (example: during the summer I work in an office I type all day long I am a typing monkey or data inputter if you want to be formal about it, BUT NO I am actually an administration specialist YEAH RIGHT!) People who try to be all alternative and different and then act the same way as every one else. Now I'm not trying to tar everyone with the same brush here but Mini Moshers with their slipknot and Korn hoodies who hang out in the centre of town with their friend who holds a sign for a golf sale all saturday. We hate all these people who act the same etc well why do you all dress the same and act the same do you know the meaning of hypocrisy? Anyway rant over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 (edited) into my room 101... Terrorists... People who shout during a minutes silence and people with novelty ringtones which always go off during a minutes silence, People who insist on spouting drivel about their club, when they never go to the game... Sweaty armpits... That person who always sits next to you on a bus, who stinks! People who sit behind you at the match who have feet like Crusty The Clown and randomly, but persistantly keep kicking your lower back. Untrustworthy people. The smell of stale coffee and farts on a Virgin standard class train carriage. The queue at half time for the gents lav's under the top balcony of main stand at Goodison... Oh..and chewing gum on the seats which stick to your jeans... People who dont keep promises or arrangements (usually Virgin Trains That fat bald tattoo'd man who is always poolside when you are on holiday...usually wearing a Leed's Football Club shirt (which is usually beer and sweat stained and about three seasons out of date. The old people who seemingly deliberately rush in front of you only to walk slow...or even worse...stop when you are shopping in town. Toothache or earache... People who still have England flags on their cars and houses, Rain immediately after you have washed and waxed your car...ARGH! The Sun newspaper... People who slag off the City of Liverpool. and...thats about it....for now... I sound like Victor Meldrew when I read that back! lol... Edited July 14, 2006 by www.fc-ssl.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Bullies. (Had to go into my lads school yesterday afternoon to pick up a form so I was standing outside his cloakroom when he came out. A lad walking in put his hand into Joshuas face and banged his head back against the door frame, looked around laughing and saw me five yards away...stopped laughing. I resisted the urge to swing him around by his ankles and smash his head into the wall and took my (crying) son to tell his teacher, so it'll be sorted. Trying to bring him up right, to be thoughtful and caring and not use his fists but sometimes I just wish....dunno. Tough this parenthood at times.) The Sun certainly but the vast majority of national newspapers could go with it. Go along wih Mac on Breast Implants..hideous IMHO. Michael Ball (the "singer"). Richard (Judy can stay). People who indicate right at a roundabout when they're going straight on (is it just me or is that growing?), and motorway lane hoggers. Joey Barton. Christiano Ronaldos left testicle. Anyone romantically involved with Felicity Huffman. The puppeteers working George W Bush. Doctors receptionists (and consultants secretaries) who think they know what a patients needs are. Christiano Ronaldos right testicle. Poorly trained dog owners (don't blame the dogs. Our house is on an approach to a park and people let their dogs off the lead before they reach the park...even though strictly speaking even in the park they're supposed to be on leads. Cardinal sin is not cleaning up the sh1t). That'll do for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Should have held him down while Joshua took a run up Mike. In room 101 for me goes. People who race you at the lights and then drive at 28 mph once they get in front. People who pull into lanes on the motorway while traveling 20 mph slower than the rest of the trafic. People who join motorways from the slip lane at 30 or 40 mph. What the fook do you think the slip road is for tit heads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Got a few more, f*ck me I'm a grumpy b*stard...................... Grey pubic hair - nuff said Penguins - shit flyers, no right to call itself a bird Domestic violence - no reason needed for that one Peter Kaye - had his 15 minutes, now f*ck off Cookery programmes Oasis - Beatles wannabe's Sun dried tomatoes - wtf is that about A dump when it takes more than four wipes to have a lemon fresh gusset that's it for now. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Mac said............ Grey pubic hair - nuff said Whats the solution to that one then Mac celibacy once you get a grey? Oasis - Beatles wannabe's Leave Oasis alone there will be trouble and Ian will back me up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Mac said............ Grey pubic hair - nuff said Whats the solution to that one then Mac celibacy once you get a grey? Celibacy, never, as long as I can get a semi, I will continue to prod Tara in the back with it. The solution is to accept it. Oasis - Beatles wannabe's Leave Oasis alone there will be trouble and Ian will back me up!! 38716[/snapback] I don't like them very much and it would need to be a very persuasive arguement to make me change my mind. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I don't like them very much and it would need to be a very persuasive arguement to make me change my mind. ATB Mac 38718[/snapback] I dont expect you to like them mate everyone has their own choices to make but you can never fully appriciate a band unless you take an interest in them that runs deeper than hearing songs on the radio IMO. I have never been much of a fan of the Beatles strangely (plenty of respect tho')! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Funnily enough, I can't stand the Beatles either (sorry Licker) My taste is a little like Jordans tits, all over the place. I am sure you feel the same way about Simon and Garfunkle. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Mixed a cd wif Oaiss & Coldplay tunes....Fuk I sleep well these days...!!! I call it "Coldoasismertyzapine"..( maretable I rekon's) Each to their own eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 wen i take a dvd to ma m8s and for get the disc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Anyhow, back to 101. British people speaking American...eg. One after the other is "consecutive" in English, not "back to back", that's American so don't furking say it. Back to back is how you stand when you're going to have a duel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Im surprised nobody has said 'Text speak on forums' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Thank-you Mark, nearly forgot.. Text speak on forums!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlue Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) Room 101... Agree with most things on here already, (espec cloc's, central lane only club) even though the left lane is perfectly free. Also dickhead drivers, ie on the motorway I was travellin at 80 and in the middle lane, overtakin about 3 trucks in a row. A wanker comes right up behind me wavin his arms about...yes he could have overtaken me but didn't and carried on wavin his arms about. Eventually he got past me only to brake harshly as everyone was slowin down. Not only that he had "Babe in the Car" thingy in the back window. Another thing that annoys me is people who say they are 'random'. two things, wtf does that mean and just by saying that means they aren't random... Another is finding a job, its so hard to get a job to pass the summer holidays by. I'm actually looking forward to going back to uni Anyone know where any jobs are goin?.. Edited July 15, 2006 by TrueBlue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Mine is a never ending list, im going out so I will compile a few later Mac, choose your words carefully about oasis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Hewson Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Dance music nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Dance music nuff said 38958[/snapback] Well theres one right there, good man and rap, fuck its shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Mine is a never ending list, im going out so I will compile a few later Mac, choose your words carefully about oasis 38944[/snapback] Ian, when it comes to you I always choose my words carefully. I personally feel Oasis are a little overrated. That is about as diplomatic as I get Ian. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 agreed with oasis being overated. thats all im gonna say. i can say lots of things about oaisi but i wont as i dont wish to offend anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I'm gonna go with the flow on Oasis...over-rated certainly, but have done one or two really good things...Don't Look Back in Anger and Half a World Away spring to mind but most of it I could gladly live without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueBlue Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Oasis are a good pub band, nothing more. They are overrated but its a gurenteed sing-a-long when they come on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetrip Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Multi million pound companies whose customer sevice line puts you on hold for half your life due to lack of staff and then connects you to a call centre in India or Bulgaria. Following which you get to teach tme how to speak English but dont actually get any help with your own problem. Fat women who ask if certain clothes make them look fat...its not the clothes! People who spend hours trawling the web for shyte jokes and then forwarding it to everyone they know. Adverts that get 20 decibels louder than the program you were just watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Multi million pound companies whose customer sevice line puts you on hold for half your life due to lack of staff and then connects you to a call centre in India or Bulgaria. Following which you get to teach tme how to speak English but dont actually get any help with your own problem. Fat women who ask if certain clothes make them look fat...its not the clothes! People who spend hours trawling the web for shyte jokes and then forwarding it to everyone they know. Adverts that get 20 decibels louder than the program you were just watching. 39155[/snapback] thats is soooo annoying. another one i hate is the chant 'EASY EASY EASY EASY' some lads at school do it all the friggin time even when they get a question right in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 meself at present moment, i may have lost two of me good mates after a minute of madness had a bit to drink at the time and im now wishing i never did what i did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 meself at present moment, i may have lost two of me good mates after a minute of madness had a bit to drink at the time and im now wishing i never did what i did 39293[/snapback] What did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluetrip Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 meself at present moment, i may have lost two of me good mates after a minute of madness had a bit to drink at the time and im now wishing i never did what i did 39293[/snapback] Bet there was a bird involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Bet there was a bird involved. 39306[/snapback] how did you know? asked dis girl whos me mate will she cum nd meet me (dats a snog for u older ppl) shes already seein me other mate, it happend like but im kinda regrettin it now as everyone knows including her fella, its all ok now tho so i get a gd long kiss off a fitty and its all ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 (edited) It must vary from place to place because come and meet me doesnt mean kissin here,getting into means kissin here lol You cant be that good a friend if your willing to do that with the person he's with now are you? Edited July 17, 2006 by EFCfan2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 i was drunk and i regret it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 This thread has made me laugh so much!!!!! And kissing has so many names when I went to uni lads kept coming up to me and asking if I had an old fella I thought this was odd and kept sayin yeah cos i though old fella meant your dad but apparently in yorkshire i means your boyf! All those men I turned down hey And i think i'll cancel my breast implant operation after readin your views on them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Breast implants are horrible, the natural look is so much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Claire said....And i think i'll cancel my breast implant operation after readin your views on them! ............ Yeah stay natural Claire. Not only is the look better, but also the Feel. To feel an implant is like having a Jacket Potato in your hand .........Yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 yeh id rather see a flat chest rather than a silicon chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 yeh id rather see a flat chest rather than a silicon chest 39710[/snapback] I wouldn't go that far. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Theres no way id really have a breast enhancement cos id take someones head off as i walked down the street!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Claire said....And i think i'll cancel my breast implant operation after readin your views on them!............ Yeah stay natural Claire. Not only is the look better, but also the Feel. To feel an implant is like having a Jacket Potato in your hand .........Yuk. 39687[/snapback] I think what your reffering to are what I would call good old fashioned BOOBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Boobs is still too toned down you know Zed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Kissing = "Pashing off" downn under...!!! First few times it came up in convo I was lost amigo's. Same wif my 1st BBQ they said birng a Plate, im like wtf dont u lot have plates....Realisng later it of course meant to bring a plate of food (Nibblys etc) to share, as everyone brings a differing plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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