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Political Correctness

 

Before I explain why Id like you to all know I am not a racist!!

 

Theres just been a man of ethnic minority on a gameshow on tv the aim of the gameshow is to bluff and lie to other contestants. Anyway a guy from Livepool said he been a student as Oxford which was not a lie, and the coloured man turned round and said 'its very dodgy to suggest someone from Liverpool had been anywhere near Oxford never mind a student at the university'. That really annoyed me because if I had said that about a coloured person I could have ended up in court

 

Rant over!

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Children thinking they know better than you

 

French ciggies and their smell

 

Garlic, lovely when you eat it, poison the next day

 

Farting and following through, a little bit

 

Cheese with more veins than me

 

Breast implants

 

Eyebrows and hair a different colour on a woman

 

Shit cups of tea

 

Fat blokes who wear tracksuits and trainers

 

Coppers who look like they have no pubic hair

 

Catherine Cookson novels

 

People who insist on paying correct money at the checkout in Asda, no matter how long it takes

 

Big Brother

 

People who pay for £2.48 worth of goods at the checkout and get cashback, GO TO A CASHPOINT

 

Bagpipes, the way they look and the way they sound (I know there are bagpipes in Z Cars, that don't count)

 

Loan adverts

 

Personal injury adverts

 

Skinny women who say they're fat

 

That should be enough for now.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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coz i was in a rush i didnt add mine.

 

chavs

mainstream rap music

people like paris hilton who get record labels for sleeping with people

people who go through pop idol or popstars fame academy whatever

people who thinks metal music is just insame noise full of satanic worshippers.

political correctness (cant say anything nowadays)

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Old people who think they deserve to go first for everything and expect young people to show them respect when they show none to young people

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Speaking as an older person, I have to say they have a point.

 

Their world has changed and they don't like it, if my values were to be taken and treated like they were worthless I would take the hump. There is so much in this world that is worth hating, I think old people deserve a little bit of respect.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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the RS  :P

mad drivers (even though i dont drive i nearly get killed by them when im croosing roads  :angry: )

smack heads  :angry:

piss heads bevvied at 8 in the mornin'  :angry:

prozies  :angry:

police who do nothing or come out the day after you phone them  :angry:

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i have to agree.

 

for a while i was being mugged by a gang of 4 youths (youths as in younger than me) and as i dont fight back they mugged me caused some horrible bruising above my eye and in my stomach. and of course managed to take all my money, my phone and a world cup footy which i was taking back to my friend's house.

 

luckily my dad caught the ring leader and brought him into the local police station. i told them the story what happened. all they did was make them return the stolen stuff (which they only returned my phone and wallet (with no money in it)) and they got away scott free. i never had the chance to press charges or anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another incident where i was involved in a robbery where i work. a bloke (under the influence of drugs) broke into the stock room and managed to find the key to the safe. he stole as many money bags as he could and we managed to catch him red handed with about 4 grands worth of money. at this point he ran at us injuring my supervisor and kciked me to the floor as i tried to block his escape route.

 

the police came a week late and for 3 weeks did fuck all. they abandened the case and justice was only done when believe it or not cumbria police found him robbing an off liscence. he was not sentanced to prison but an x amount of time in rehab.

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Novelty ringtones.

Quizcall, Quizmania, The Mint etc etc....

Pretentious people which relates in part to.....

People who give themselves odd job titles to sound important (example: during the summer I work in an office I type all day long I am a typing monkey or data inputter if you want to be formal about it, BUT NO I am actually an administration specialist YEAH RIGHT!)

People who try to be all alternative and different and then act the same way as every one else. Now I'm not trying to tar everyone with the same brush here but Mini Moshers with their slipknot and Korn hoodies who hang out in the centre of town with their friend who holds a sign for a golf sale all saturday. We hate all these people who act the same etc well why do you all dress the same and act the same do you know the meaning of hypocrisy? Anyway rant over :P

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into my room 101...

 

Terrorists...

 

People who shout during a minutes silence and people with novelty ringtones which always go off during a minutes silence,

 

People who insist on spouting drivel about their club, when they never go to the game...

 

Sweaty armpits...

 

That person who always sits next to you on a bus, who stinks!

 

People who sit behind you at the match who have feet like Crusty The Clown and randomly, but persistantly keep kicking your lower back.

 

Untrustworthy people.

 

The smell of stale coffee and farts on a Virgin standard class train carriage.

 

The queue at half time for the gents lav's under the top balcony of main stand at Goodison...

 

Oh..and chewing gum on the seats which stick to your jeans...

 

People who dont keep promises or arrangements (usually Virgin Trains

 

That fat bald tattoo'd man who is always poolside when you are on holiday...usually wearing a Leed's Football Club shirt (which is usually beer and sweat stained and about three seasons out of date.

 

The old people who seemingly deliberately rush in front of you only to walk slow...or even worse...stop when you are shopping in town.

 

Toothache or earache...

 

People who still have England flags on their cars and houses,

 

Rain immediately after you have washed and waxed your car...ARGH!

 

The Sun newspaper...

 

People who slag off the City of Liverpool.

 

and...thats about it....for now...

 

I sound like Victor Meldrew when I read that back! lol...

 

:lol:

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Bullies.

 

(Had to go into my lads school yesterday afternoon to pick up a form so I was standing outside his cloakroom when he came out. A lad walking in put his hand into Joshuas face and banged his head back against the door frame, looked around laughing and saw me five yards away...stopped laughing. I resisted the urge to swing him around by his ankles and smash his head into the wall and took my (crying) son to tell his teacher, so it'll be sorted. Trying to bring him up right, to be thoughtful and caring and not use his fists but sometimes I just wish....dunno. Tough this parenthood at times.)

 

The Sun certainly but the vast majority of national newspapers could go with it.

 

Go along wih Mac on Breast Implants..hideous IMHO.

 

Michael Ball (the "singer").

 

Richard (Judy can stay).

 

People who indicate right at a roundabout when they're going straight on (is it just me or is that growing?), and motorway lane hoggers.

 

Joey Barton.

 

Christiano Ronaldos left testicle.

 

Anyone romantically involved with Felicity Huffman.

 

The puppeteers working George W Bush.

 

Doctors receptionists (and consultants secretaries) who think they know what a patients needs are.

 

Christiano Ronaldos right testicle.

 

Poorly trained dog owners (don't blame the dogs. Our house is on an approach to a park and people let their dogs off the lead before they reach the park...even though strictly speaking even in the park they're supposed to be on leads. Cardinal sin is not cleaning up the sh1t).

 

That'll do for now.

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Should have held him down while Joshua took a run up Mike.

 

In room 101 for me goes.

 

People who race you at the lights and then drive at 28 mph once they get in front.

 

People who pull into lanes on the motorway while traveling 20 mph slower than the rest of the trafic.

 

People who join motorways from the slip lane at 30 or 40 mph. What the fook do you think the slip road is for tit heads?

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Got a few more, f*ck me I'm a grumpy b*stard......................

 

Grey pubic hair - nuff said

 

Penguins - shit flyers, no right to call itself a bird

 

Domestic violence - no reason needed for that one

 

Peter Kaye - had his 15 minutes, now f*ck off

 

Cookery programmes

 

Oasis - Beatles wannabe's

 

Sun dried tomatoes - wtf is that about

 

A dump when it takes more than four wipes to have a lemon fresh gusset

 

that's it for now.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Mac said............

 

Grey pubic hair - nuff said

Whats the solution to that one then Mac celibacy once you get a grey?

 

Celibacy, never, as long as I can get a semi, I will continue to prod Tara in the back with it. The solution is to accept it.  :angry:

 

Oasis - Beatles wannabe's

Leave Oasis alone there will be trouble and Ian will back me up!!

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I don't like them very much and it would need to be a very persuasive arguement to make me change my mind.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I don't like them very much and it would need to be a very persuasive arguement to make me change my mind.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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I dont expect you to like them mate everyone has their own choices to make but you can never fully appriciate a band unless you take an interest in them that runs deeper than hearing songs on the radio IMO.

 

I have never been much of a fan of the Beatles strangely (plenty of respect tho')!

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