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Didnt know what it ment so I looked it up :blink:

 

I'm so glad you did :unsure: . But I'm a bit concerned about the anatomical practicalities of definition 1 and the "somehow" in definition 2. If someone really feels the need to do it I think superglue would be a bad idea :lol: .

 

I shall never again watch a shuttle approach the international space station without feeling a little disturbed!

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Liam what the f*ck possesed you to even think about that one?.

 

Why on earth would someone even want to take a dump in a cup that they may well have to drink from later. T is disgusted at the thought.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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Just occurred to me....everyone has their own particular sexual preference, things they like and things they don't. Mostly in a good relationship you can talk about it...like, "can I wear your underwear tonight darling?" or "would you mind squeezing my left bollock and singing 'It's a grand old team to play for' while I suck your little toe," or even , "Can you put on these thigh length boots full of clotted cream."

But how in God's name do you ask a woman if you can sh*t in her fanny??? Sorry :unsure: .

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Having problems getting this one out of my mind, I was wondering about HOW - WHY - WHO.

 

Maybe I am curious, but I am also appauled in equal measures.

 

ATB

 

Mac

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FOUND IT!

 

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=3500

 

i cant stress this enough, WARNING!DISCLAIMER: CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL MATERIAL, WATCHING THIS MAY INDEED PUT YOU OFF SEX, OR GIVE YOU SOME KIND OF UNWANTED SYMPTOMS, IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH, PREGNANT, OR UNDER 65 THEN PLEASE DONT WATCH THIS, IF YOU DO AND SUCH UNWANTED EFFECTS OCCUR, I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CORRUPTION OF YOUR CHILDREN, IF A CHILD WATCHES THIS AND RUNS TO MUMMY AND DADDY, IT IS THEIR FAULT FOR LETTING THEM WATCH THIS LINK AND NOT ME, THANK YOU! :D

Posted

Supposedly...

 

"This is usually done by sick fucks with nothing to do and have no respect for the dead."

 

..I'd say that it's talked about by sick fucks with no respect for themselves. Don't believe anyone has ever really done that.

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Jesus H Corbett !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

Cant add more than that

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In another (probably futile) attempt to make people feel a little better after trawling through this gut churningly unpleasant thread...here is a nice picture of Joshua's pet bunny. He's called Dylan.

 

dylan.jpg

 

There now doesn't that feel better :lol: !

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A little better Mike, but does he feltch? :D

 

Sadly for him he has no urges at all concerning the pleasures of the flesh. Had to give him the snip 'cos he kept trying to mount next doors cat :lol: !

 

People don't really do these things do they, or have I led an unusually sheltered life?

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Horses for courses Mike, there is a fine line between deviant and fetish.

 

For example - a fetish would be to use a feather, deviants use the whole chicken.

 

There are some sick puppies in this world who follow these practices, what worries me is the individual who came up with the idea in the first place. :blink:

 

ATB

 

Mac

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