Andy Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 the mr t thing is funny, but deary me, some of them chuck norris "facts" had me in tears! http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2668992 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fcssl Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 the Mr T Rap is awsome....pure cheese! Incidentally, if anybody was to wear those shorts and socks in public nowadays, they would have to sign onto the sex offenders register for the rest of their life. Pure cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 He's got a talk show cmon, saw a promo & the now Devout Mr T says.." It AInt Dr Philll " .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 (edited) Mr T, Legend & as for chuck... Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Quality Edited January 11, 2007 by Sickboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Never heard of Norris so I had a look...how do the "facts " square with.... Winning the 1998 Epiphany award on Walker, Texas Ranger for the best Christian program. The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award. Motivational speaker for many Christian ministries, such as T.D. Jakes Ministry, Trinity Broadcasting, and Bill Glass Crusade. And (most bizarrly) teaching Donny and Marie Osmond martial arts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 ive got a t shirt...back says 69 porn university...but the important writing is on the front.... 'Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives' ... the amount of times people you dont knwo just laugh in front of u and ur just like wtf and then you realise...so many chuck norris fans out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Sounds like your average evangelical American brain-dead nob-head to me...anyone cosying up to Bush and the moral majority has to have a loose connection in the reality department IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Walker & Texas ranger...You have to see Talladega nights. Shake n Bake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 First seen chuck facts about 2 years ago, still crack me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 haha there both good them, loved the chuck norris ones =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Sounds like your average evangelical American brain-dead nob-head to me...anyone cosying up to Bush and the moral majority has to have a loose connection in the reality department IMO. you sound like great fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 you sound like great fun How does disliking George Bush and his puppeteers make me not fun? Explain the thought process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Explain + Thought + Process Ide be insulted to be accused of the same Craccer.... Whilst they Guy's from Right Said Fred assure me Mike is great Fun. Whose got the holy water, feel like converting some barbarians, even if they dont want saving. I no I am right. Praise be the name Hallelluujjaah, Fuck your country & culture. Now that is what I call fun Mike you boring old salad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 How does disliking George Bush and his puppeteers make me not fun? Explain the thought process. it wasn't so much those pronciples, because i agree with them. more the evangelical american idiot sort of downer to what otherwise is a funny post. just the fact that people were finding it funny and then you came and killed the atmosphere with that and i have no intention to insult you pat, would be a waste of time,i wasn't really insulting mike... maybe he had a bad day i just though it was a bit of a dreary post for a funny thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 (edited) Wasn't having a bad day at all, just expressing an opinion. Never heard of the bloke before...found some of his words of wisdom... While I have as much fun as anyone else reading and quoting them, let's face it, most "Chuck Norris Facts" describe someone with supernatural, superhuman powers. They're describing a superman character. And in the history of this planet, there has only been one real Superman. It's not me. Let me illustrate using a few of the claims being made about me in the various lists of "Chuck Norris Facts": Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises." I've got a bulletin for you, folks. I am no superman. I realize that now, but I didn't always. As six-time world karate champion and then a movie star, I put too much trust in who I was, what I could do and what I acquired. I forgot how much I needed others and especially God. Whether we are famous or not, we all need God. I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune. I had a huge hole in my heart and was miserable until I met my wife, Gena, who brought me back to the Lord. Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you. Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever." There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. Again, I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe. In my opinion the man is, like I said, delusional saddo average American nob-head. Thick as pig shit. And I'm having a great day thanks . Edited January 14, 2007 by mikeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 No One insulted me...Happy Days.....Cmon u Bluuueeezzz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 No One insulted me...Happy Days.....Cmon u Bluuueeezzz.... Sorry Pat...an oversight..your feet smell!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 wow, i just thought they were funny, i didnt think politics and religion would come into this topic just a couple of lols would have done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 14, 2007 Report Share Posted January 14, 2007 Sorry Andy my fault. Just never heard of him before so I thought I'd see what the fuss was about....then the blue mist came down and I lost control of my typing fingers...not something I can help I'm afraid . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 He wasnt talented enuff to get a gig @ a recent Neighbours audition, then Toadfish beat the shit out of him simply coz he was bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraccerC Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 mike, thats why it's meant to be funny...because he's jsut a fairly average, red headed bearded american ...but he does martial arts, he's rather special in that sense the humour is taking his abilities to an extreme and exaggerating what appears to be the most average lamest of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Thank you for explaining irony to me...how could I have been so stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeO Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Easily. Excuse me Bill!! It's taken years of hard graft to reach the level of stupidity I've achieved today ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Mike, Knowing you to be a dedicated, intensely studious person, i'm fairly certain you will attain higher Levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Dont get excited Liam, its just humourous Banter, and none of those Handbags are my colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Can I have dibbs on the Pink one ? It will look a great Match with My Super Pat & Cape outfit... Must be time for the newer folk to be introduced to the protector of Toffestice & the Everton way. Be affraid ,very affraid........ It's a Bird..It's a Plane....It's...." Suuupa P " Now can see why im so keen on that particular hand bag. Would look great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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