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Never heard of Norris so I had a look...how do the "facts :rolleyes: " square with....


Winning the 1998 Epiphany award on Walker, Texas Ranger for the best Christian program.


The Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award.


Motivational speaker for many Christian ministries, such as T.D. Jakes Ministry, Trinity Broadcasting, and Bill Glass Crusade.


And (most bizarrly) teaching Donny and Marie Osmond martial arts?

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ive got a t shirt...back says 69 porn university...but the important writing is on the front....


'Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives'


... the amount of times people you dont knwo just laugh in front of u and ur just like wtf and then you realise...so many chuck norris fans out there

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Explain + Thought + Process


Ide be insulted to be accused of the same Craccer.... ;)


Whilst they Guy's from Right Said Fred assure me Mike is great Fun.


Whose got the holy water, feel like converting some barbarians, even if they dont want saving. I no I am right.

Praise be the name Hallelluujjaah, Fuck your country & culture.


Now that is what I call fun Mike you boring old salad.... :P

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How does disliking George Bush and his puppeteers make me not fun? Explain the thought process.



it wasn't so much those pronciples, because i agree with them. more the evangelical american idiot sort of downer to what otherwise is a funny post.


just the fact that people were finding it funny and then you came and killed the atmosphere with that


and i have no intention to insult you pat, would be a waste of time,i wasn't really insulting mike... maybe he had a bad day i just though it was a bit of a dreary post for a funny thread.

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Wasn't having a bad day at all, just expressing an opinion. Never heard of the bloke before...found some of his words of wisdom...


While I have as much fun as anyone else reading and quoting them, let's face it, most "Chuck Norris Facts" describe someone with supernatural, superhuman powers. They're describing a superman character. And in the history of this planet, there has only been one real Superman. It's not me.


Let me illustrate using a few of the claims being made about me in the various lists of "Chuck Norris Facts":


Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises."


I've got a bulletin for you, folks. I am no superman. I realize that now, but I didn't always. As six-time world karate champion and then a movie star, I put too much trust in who I was, what I could do and what I acquired. I forgot how much I needed others and especially God. Whether we are famous or not, we all need God.


I dedicated my whole life to fame and fortune. I had a huge hole in my heart and was miserable until I met my wife, Gena, who brought me back to the Lord.


Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.


By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.


Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."


There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.


If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.


Again, I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe.



In my opinion the man is, like I said, delusional saddo average American nob-head. Thick as pig shit. And I'm having a great day thanks :D .

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mike, thats why it's meant to be funny...because he's jsut a fairly average, red headed bearded american ...but he does martial arts, he's rather special in that sense


the humour is taking his abilities to an extreme and exaggerating what appears to be the most average lamest of people

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Can I have dibbs on the Pink one ?


It will look a great Match with My Super Pat & Cape outfit... :)


Must be time for the newer folk to be introduced to the protector of Toffestice & the Everton way.




Be affraid ,very affraid........


It's a Bird..It's a Plane....It's...." Suuupa P "





Now can see why im so keen on that particular hand bag. Would look great.

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