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Everton 2-0 Brentford DCL

Now, I know you're doing it deliberately.

He kept us up last year; it looks like he will keep us up this year. He has the backing of the players. He has carried the club on his back in very trying circumstances. I think he deserves a shot next year with hopefully some better attacking players. Two bona fide forwards - a 10 and a winger - and an attacking right back - changes this team completely.

Everton 1-1 Liverpool McNeil

Remember, Dunlopp is crazy, though. Sorry, Dunlopp.

I think a bit less, probably. A couple of wins should do it. Luton aren't getting three wins from four. A win tomorrow and things start to look a lot better.

Everton 2-1 Nottingham Forest DCL

Did you really have to add this?

Sorry, Boston. Anyway, my prediction: Bayern Madrid 2 - 1 Everton

It'll take too long. I think Steve should be able to step in and adjudicate. I'm personally in favour of docking Boston 5 extra points for just calling them Nottingham. I mean, what's that about?

Boston has previous for this! Obviously just guessing - doesn't know where we're playing or who we're playing. Surely, a 20 point deduction?

Oh, I dream of such a thing! A couple of tenth places, the occasional foray to the QF of a cup, a big win over someone in the Top 4. Nice and stable.

From what I've read of Usmanov, I don't think we were exactly dealing with angels before. Football finance is a murky business. It would be nice to have a mega-rich Everton fan benefactor who could buy the club out but, at the moment, even the vultures aren't interested in picking at our carcass.

Chelsea 1-1 Everton DCL

Everton 2-1 Burnley DCL