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This will be the state of USA support after this summer's european team's tours

so let me get this straight shit slow players (like david weir) dont have to dream about playing in the cl against the likes of sheva, chelsea buy them so all the best players come to the EPL. Thats just lazy.

is the standard of goalkeeping in england that bad that after a world class keeper we go to a keeper who's only good when he's constantly in the game, a keeper who has a shite season for norwich and then kids?

right, that justifies me renewing my season ticket now.

Everton have agreed a £8.5 million fee for Crystal Palace striker Andy Johnson. The England hit-man looks all but certain to be on his way out of Selhurst Park in the close-season, with Everton now vying with Wigan and Bolton for his signature. Wigan and Bolton have had £8.5 million offers accepted by Palace chairman Simon Jordan, who accepts the fee offered is a fair price. Johnson, who is on standby for England's World Cup squad, will now talk with all the interested parties before making a decision with regards his future. The player engaged in discussions with Wigan on Friday, and will do likewise with Bolton and Everton, if as expected, their bid is accepted. Palace have yet to confirm whether they have accepted Everton's bid but The Toffees have issued a statement claiming that an accord has been struck. "Everton chairman Bill Kenwright and his Crystal Palace counterpart Simon Jordan have reached agreement for the possible transfer of the England international striker Andrew Johnson," read a statement on the club's official website. It is expected that Johnson and Everton will discuss a potential deal on Saturday. As yet, the freescoring front-man, who has experience of The Premiership with Palace, has not intimated as to which club holds any early advantage. Everton had earlier had bids rejected by the Championship outfit, but are now firmly in the race to bag the 25-year-old. skysports

well simon jordan wants in on the share of the £30m premier league tv deal (£30M if you finish bottom tht is) if you finish 10th you get more money than barca did for thier entire CL campaign this year SWEET!

ohh guys i'm up to episode 22 i will be watching E 23 and 24 tomorrow. and the climax is comming, season 2 has finally got its act together. YAY

theres only one way we can salvage this situation, well i say we, not we but if Johnson comes out and says i dnt wanna go to wigan or bolton i wanna move to Everton then jordan WILL have to accept our bid, PLEASE ANDY DEMAND A MOVE TO Goodison

So Everton are touring the US again. very good, except well real madrid Ac milan etc, they play friendlies in New york and Chicago, And Some Lose Angeles, Everton, where do we play, OHIO! So all of Cletus and his family Will Be Everton Fans YEEEHAW *FIRES SIX COLT SAA SHOTS IN THE AIR* sensible idea, or stupid buisness touring Middle America. if anyone is confused about how Soccer support will be shared out. i'll draw a map.

"A club like Newcastle would be my dream." yes because your not expected to win anything and the money is good, just ask micheal owen

we could convince them to loan him to us, and we'll staighten him out. wait thats too sensible an idea for Everton

WHEN bk Goes, we get rid of wier and stubbs and bring in two quality defenders, a decent left winger, and a Proper Midfield Box to Box General, Plus a Top striker. In short. we need more flair.

BOOO Too cheesey!

ye if we sign him i guarentee we'll be hearing Mur-der-rer's Mur-der-rer's More often

ye because he's english

i Blame my parents for getting telewest although Blueyonder is by far the greatest broadband, i wanted to see sky's 50 minute Highlight package for each match.

cue us to make a record 40M bid.... The Day after he signs.

think we'd better throw gary naysmith in as well. Nolan would be an excellent signing, even if he is a RS. ohh wait hang on he's scouse, he must be blue then

hey yanno victor went to my primary school good to see that the Beeb managed to cut down the highlights and convey there was only 4 shots which led to 4 goals in the entire game, oh wait we had 18 shots on target and 9 off target thats 27 shots in the game yet we only meritted a 2 minute slot hmmmm.

Over the weekend during the build up at cardiff, we've got some west ham supporters "we're here for the irons and we larve it larve it larve it larve it. etc," all cockneys all from the east end, Liverpool fans All from Wales Cornwall etc, i did not hear a scouse accent when SSN etc where interviewing fans you just cant get any funnier cause true. in fact almost as funny as the headline i saw a few weeks back in either the echo or daily post "Norweigen Consortium to buy liverpool"

this will be the end of us i fear.

sorry your serious HESKEY? HESKEY? Pennent maybe he's put the most crosses in of all the prem players this season, i'd Take DJ Campbell tbh. Gera yes, but spurs are after him arnt they, lets take Kev Cambell

thank god some1 hasnt made a cheap joke saying stan collymore because of all the time he spent all that time in the car park Ye nuts had dunc had #1 because he battered thieves and human beings.

Newcastle have got a pre contract agreement with him, well thats what my dad found out of t'internet.

aye, anyone else would have been crying like a girl rooney it was like "FCUK!"