MikeO

Can someone translate the following for the...er...more mature members... Ill Sick Gash I know what they mean of course but some may not .

First one was for sure but Melbourne was much better. Lost interest in WRC because of the lack of British drivers....can't really get excited about something when I don't give a stuff who wins it. Problem with (British) touring cars is that the coverage is on ITV, and consequently shite. I'll still watch either if they're on (and I have control of the remote....which is a pretty rare occurance ).

Looking very much an also-ran....seems he made big mistake coming back, he's not even the fastest driver in his team. Good race Sunday though .

It could happen . Was less than €1 actually....€0.99 for an OJ style carton of Don Simon Vino Tinto. I've become a bit of a fan of the odd cheeky red recently and normally go for quality rather than price...but amazingly it was really quite nice . In all seriousness we should win this at a stroll and I think we will.

All true...but (extreme example) Nazism was the number one most popular political ideology in Germany in the '30's. Did that make it the best? Biggest and most popular isn't always best...totally flawed logic. And what came first, the chicken or the egg? Are vast swathes of the population functionally illiterate because they've read the S*n for so long or were they already that dim and the S*n just talks down to their level? It is the most popular paper in the country and that depresses me a lot.

So if you saw someone on a forum claiming to be mates with Ferguson/Wenger/Benitez you'd just straight out believe them? Fair enough. Thanks for the spelling correction.....my mistake. To return the favour...in, "your a bigger muppet" the correct spelling is you're (it's a contraction of you are). Paul is a proper noun, needs a capital letter. If you're using exclamation marks you don't need a full stop as well. First letter of a new sentence (Double) needs a captal letter also. Give Davey my regards .

4-0....it'll still be 0-0 after an hour and we'll all be panicking then Ossie, TC and Rodwell settle the nerves. Hibbert comes on after 85 minutes and scores with a tap-in after a Cruyff turn past Parker and leaving Upson on his arse with six stepovers . He lifts his shirt to reveal the message, "Jags for England" painted on his chest in blue lipstick. The riot commences.

Has to be said that given the usual nature of posters such as yourself on football forums I'd say that there's probably one chance in 10,000 that Paul's the muppet and 9,999 chances that you are (I'm being kind to you in that asessment I think).

If they offered me free flights I'd see if I could get the same for £50 from easyjet, and if I couldn't I'd stay at home. Not true exactly....I'd use them if I was flying by myself but taking kids or anyone slightly older/infirm/impatient forget it. You need physical fitness and the patience and tolerance of a saint.

Flying Ryanair makes Easyjet feel like Cathay Pacific first class. Unbelievable <_< .

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by FA Premier League." Bloody ridiculous when you think anyone can have recorded them off the TV and watch whenever they want .

In terms of what? Fourth place I agree but in terms of Europa qualification it's still very much on. It's a kick in the teeth not to take three points but if we'd have been offered four from today and the City game most of us would have taken it. Villa have taken a huge knock today and Liverpool continue to be shite, we could easily take one or both of those.

It's probably worth a bit more as it has a Liverpool postcode in there as well Bill....if he can find an Evertonian from Rainhill or Whiston willing to go that high.

Quality intro Dweagle...good to hear stories like that . I was trying to explain to a Barcelona season ticket holder today how we are chosen....but language was a bit of a barrier .

Fourteen shots on target (according to the beeb) against one for Wolves....plus eight off . Twenty-two attempts and not one went in?! Was out of range of internet, radio and TV. Quite glad.

His father is Turkish-Cypriot.

Stumbled across a complete rerun on TDP ( ) last night. Excitable Spanish commentary but it was a great find.

A doubt according to the OS.

Apparently the match programme had Lescott on the cover....classy City .

Appreciated. It was a pleasure .

(Can't believe I'm wasting my time with this but here we go) Can you just, because I must have missed it, point out who has called him crap?

No....they get direct entry into the next year's Europa at the group stage.

It was mostly down to a corrupt ref apparently....they have a very similar mindset to Liverpool fans when they lost to ManU. It's very funny .

Long time no see ET...been spending time on Galatasaray forums I guess. Dillusional as ever though .

Getting this up to have a quick say because I'm off early in the morning. No point beating City tonight if we don't follow it up with another three points at Wolves. People (the media) will start talking about us again now....pressure on a bit but Wolves have scored only ten at home all season, only Pompey have got a worse home record. Just got to make sure we don't take them lightly and we should be OK . Another 2-0 win for me....we're really in the mix now. LOVING IT!!