Shy_Talk

Well in Barks, was Boruc looking for a header in our box?

Oh dear, pigs and stewards on patrol at palace because of an irate fan at half time. We got a shout at Stoke so Bournemouths third I can take as we're now 5-3 up.

Well in Niasse, always knew you were quality lad.

Erm, obvious?

and thats three nil to chelsea (vs arsenal). unlucky kopites, it'll take a bit more than a dream to turn this around. bellends!

Three changes, handy thing is, lots of options second half to roll on and smush Bournemouth into dust. Lets see how Lukaku combines with Lookman, lots of speed going forwards should put the frighteners on the cherries back line.

Already getting that feeling that he's warming up a place in my heart next to Dacourt. So where's the Italian nut case coming from that'll go on to captain his country to world cup success? recurring deja vu. all in.

No one? No one at all??? Properly high brow on here, love it.

These are awful on the road, and are now missing one of their better players, no signings in January to reinforce or replace. We owe them a seeing too. Lukaku double hat trick. Everton 10-0.

Expectation, hats off, he's a man with a plan.

Double hat trick today.

Never let us down, and came back from a massive injury and has provided cover for Baines earlier THIS season. A Moyes man, will play every week there for him, and good luck to all involved. Hats off Brian, liked you mucker....

Had gotten well pissed off with Gibson, fucked me off that he was what we needed and was too dedicated to the artois. Oviedo on the other hand stepped up for us earlier this season and held his own (making a few braying baboons eat their own internet faeces) and good on him for it, so a bit gutted there, not a trouble maker, did his bit when called upon, best of to both but more so Brian. Just for Bradley Lowery I hope Sunderland stay up, that I hold such esteem for Moyes I hope they stay up, that they've fucked west ham off over Defoe I hope they stay up, and I really need Sunderland to make mince of saint rafa of 'tha toon mun' next season just to wind the wall pushers up for extra glee points too.

Christ almighty it comes to something where football turf wars affect the deodorant industry.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/sport/video-1203566/Adam-Lallana-stars-Nivea-advert-alongside-Liverpool-team-mates.html as if a few chemicals could take the stench off that bunch, hydrochloric acid in a spray can on the other hand....

There must be supreme confidence in the under 23's side or guarantees tomorrow. This is wholesale rarely seen in a summer.

Land in Liverpool aint land in London, and didn't they develop Highbury into classy apartments to offset some of the cost?

Shearer got patched up by Steadman much more recently than 93, and with ACL such a hot career killer there has been extra incentive to return performers to the field. I'm not doubting Evel Knievel above, but 5 acl surgeries? I've heard of 'blood patches' to prompt cartilage to repair, specific to grinding bone (easy!) I just wonder if the extra physical rigour expected at highest level pro football if medicine has crossed the bridge fully or if the success stories we hear of are due to lesser initial injuries. Anyway, hopefully Bolasie makes it back as good as five Lee Majors.

In god we trust.....

Needs to learn to stop looking for the front post, same as Lukaku when either are on goal gamble on the back post. It'll pay off, I promise.

Would that be a buns-worth?

A rarity like the lindbergh baby and shergar shit. Anyway.... ooohh aaaaahhh our Oumar.....

Is that a matter of orientation?

Have to be very astute with signing relegation battled players, for every Gueye (relegation clause I hasten to add) theres.... Robles Alcaraz McCarthy Kone Very difficult to judge, granted taking relegated managers on is a doddle though.....

Read it again, consider 'standout signing on the wing' and ponder, was it actually saints I was refering too, or could I have been making a point about a setup closer to home....