Shy_Talk

Perhaps when we see the return of the McCarthy....

Err, the prosecution rests your honour. On a related note, how high can a gallows be built?

Hey buddy, I'm Naismith and you're the prolapsed anus in the west ham kit. cheers honey x.

MS "this weekend if we force mistakes" (success against city and how to go about it.)

No David Icke, no dice!

Schneids is on 'the Everton show' 'made in liverpool' (channel) sat next to diamond.....will he play....lets see whats said....

One mans dick head is another mans dreamboat, I plused the post too. (and theres only one club disliked more than manure) Koeman and the squad, Kone is a gonner in May (unless he's had yet another extension), can't see Valencia being kept on, toffeeweb shows Jagielka is out of contract (june 2017) same with Browning, and Barry, Davies and Dowell, I suspect that part of their website isn't accurate/up to date. http://toffeeweb.com/season/16-17/squad.php We couldn't make such wholesale changes over just 12 months could we.

How many sides are we banking on avoiding relegation?

"you are fake news" to cnn. I'd have had the heavies eject the little bastard out via his face (shame it wasn't a murdoch journo). In conspiracy news, the Bush regime is very happy 'good ole Donny' has arrived, it'll put 'Dubya' into the forgotten pile and setup a path for big Jeb to get the top seat. Anyway, this US story is old news, theres far more going on in France and Germany and Holland, the far right have a lot of traction, Italy is on it's arse financially, it doesn't take much to stoke the hatred in the proles, so those that control the ministry of truth control the lowest common denominator. Going to get worse before it gets better, anyone any ideas on bad medicine.....

Deulofeu to enter the fray second half and pull a red out of a defender. It'll end 2-2. Ref bottles a penalty.

'The premier league show' has just started on bbc2, Kendall and Taylor stepping out at Wembley. How we miss our Howard.

Gueye at Afcon, Cleverly loaned, Barry will pick up a yellow for a cert, even a 30 minute cameo isn't unexpected.

Is that for me? Not sure where strength of character comes from. One things for sure, if belief in ones self won leagues fraudo would have singlehandedly won everything. Sadly his self belief was his undoing and as the ship sank he was still barking orders for more speed.

Nearly wasn't nearly enough. Moyes delivered a final and parts of the support still hate him, the two semi's fraudo got us too ought to have been managed much differently. There were calls the moment fraudo was appointed that Wigan fans were over the moon with him leaving, he couldn't set a defence, he only had one style of playin his locker etc. I knew he was a wrong-un when we went to our old home, remember, January 28th 2014. That side, that setup, risking players just back from injury and expecting to stroke the ball around so easily, utter mania. It never occured to him that sometimes the draw can be the focus and not losing means the other side doesn't win. I haven't taken to Koeman, his honesty has been refreshing but also grating, I don't like the Niasse treatment, I don't like the tampering that you've mentioned, but his task is massive and I don't believe he was properly prepared for the size of this job. Calling him out over Schneiderlin, Lookman and possibly Belfadil seems a touch harsh as none have actually played a minute for us yet, heres hoping if Belfadil is signed that he is to us what Pelle was to saints. (also, you can have a read about the state of the dutch side in the early 90's that Koeman was part of) [note: I wonder how signings and transfers out will be spun, Walsh the king ofthe successes and Koeman gets to wear the underachievers]

Koeman is having to cut the decayed flesh from this Everton body, the poison that fraudo infected the squad with is not easily healed, we have good players that have been undermined in their respective games by the conman, instilling new belief, restructuring confidence, and having the squad enjoy playing again is no overnight job. Some of the players look shot, some will never regain their best performances, the scorched earth policy of the last regime is almost total and quite simply put Koeman is a godsend for having us top half and slowly turning the squad around. Thank the lord the youth setup produced a few lads fraudo didn't brainwash, that we've made it to another window and are shuffling players in as well as out, so what if this season is a write-off, it was always going to be that way because of the paid-off-prick. Theres quite a lot of this view (on here but elsewhere too) that Koeman hasn't changed all that much, well we aint shipping goals like we used too and have lost once in the league at Goodison. That's not job done, but by fuck its a start,the only realistic start that could have been made. It's quite out of order laying into Koeman this early, so when it happens i'mgoing to be only too happy to callout fraudo time and again. As Koeman rights the many wrongs in the side, the calls of failed improvements and passionless displays will die back. It's an awful shame more weren't calling out fraudo as early as they are Koeman now, we definitely would not have had to take so many steps backwards to stop the rot before we can start to move forward. I never thought my fellow Evertonians would end up demanding success instantly like so many know-nothing tit-heads that infest so many other clubs, we've come through a massive illness and the healing is still happening, bad medicine or not alls we can do is take it for now and reassess come the summer.

Should have pissed off to manage Belgium then....

It's some piece of work that can bring that about.

No doubt about it, the majority of the first season was good, but, out of the league cup (3rd round) to Fulham, and volleyed out of the fa cup QF 4-1 to Arsenal. I'm not immune, I let myself believe for a minute or so that this was it - on the cusp of greatness again, oddly enough it was beating Arsenal 3-0 at Goodison, it was in our hands and I fell for it. palace at home and saints away and that was it. Fifth. (we had gotten hugely lucky at sunderland, og Brown) So far as 'shite about martinez' unfortunately for you the truth hurts. so far as my "constantly post bollocks about him", the facts speak for themselves, someone pipes up with how great we were under his stewardship I'm gonna be there to remind them just how awful it was. He turned us into the naff wigan side he moulded that shipped record goals, so for all this 'we were the neutrals choice' thats a load of pap as well, its our support that needs entertaining and having success brought to us. The current 'entertaining' arguement is an illusion to put pressure on Koeman with, fraudo was bobbins and started off with a much sturdier side than Koeman has been tasked to fix. We crawl out of fraudo's nuclear winter together or we stay stuck in the wilderness for another few decades. Apologists, it's up to you.

RIP Graham Taylor, a fine record with Watford, very tough to step into the breach after Sir Bob (for England), and was pursued and harassed by murdochs vultures to the N'th degree. Football loses another of its former bright lights.

Pienaar and Arteta were bench fodder elsewhere having been frozen out and tit-head managers questioning their character. Sometimes a player can fall foul in a new regime, a move a fresh start. Belfodil showed enough to move from parma to inter, so there must be something about his game that suggests some ability. Prem football will be a shock though, not just the overly physical nature but also winter temperatures.

Apologists and revisionists. Shameful. Goodison initially with ructions of discontent slowly turned to outright seething dislike and booing, lots of it, not the side, not individual players simply the gaping anus that was pretending to be a manager. #Legacy http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/the-toe-poke/65/post/2870184/everton-cancel-awards-night-after-sacking-roberto-martinez Daft clown outfits (prophetic?), EGM misuse, protests over Kirkby...it's some going when eventually the club listened to the support who were turning up to the end of season awards to protest the fraud managing the side. Imagine it had all gone ahead. What a fiasco. And somehow undercover reds are having a laugh trolling, blues are on a wind up, or the fraud and his cronies are continuing to post support for his legacy as crack-pot manager, "entertaining football" what a joke, it very much appears to me a last ditch clutch at straws to legitimise criticising Koeman. Sad.

Has a lot of ability, first time passing, moving the momentum of the side forwards, but unfortunately doesn't have the steel to apply it to a high enough standard, plays within himself instead of imposing himself on a game. Must have been tough in that shambles of a wigan side and getting another dose at villa. Am very happy about the last minute winner at newcastle, and they went down for a season at least which is a bonus for all humanity. Good luck to him, no dummy spat out, no crying off, no agent pot stirring, wherever he goes hopefully its for first team football in his preferred position.

Oh crockers, (crock of shit! again) if you can't blame fraudo with who came in (Niasse) totally, does he carrythe can completely for half inching Naismith? Don't bother answering, clearly a div.

tbc, coming to terms with the eye faeces just dealt with.