Sev

Chermiti is going to be a decent player next season. He can run, shoot and dribble. Can’t wait to see a full season from him.

He hasn't been as awful this season as it's made out to be. He's just had some massive, bone-headed, very public fuck ups that make it seem like he's been nothing but a liability all year

Aww Arseblaster is being subbed. Now we need some fun from another side. Hey Matt! 20 quid if you run naked to Pickford and kiss him on the knee.

Top name though innit.

2nd time he's not given a corner in this match.
You know what, this SHeff Utd lot aren't very good I think they'll get relegated.
But I wish we had a play called Arseblaster.

We are playing some nice stuff. Obviously the opposition is shite, but so have we been for large parts of the season.

Doucs may have got the goal but he's been getting in the way and fouling up so much of our attacking play.

Matt ... get a grip, please. There are no "clean" money. Especially not in the big business. That's capatalism for you whether you like it or not. Not that I don't agree with you, but it's just so unrealistic to find "clean" big spenders.

Hilarious. Ref can get fucked

Lovely goal...good movement and passing all round. 

I will just say, that goal was all Calvert-Lewins.

Well not even Doucs could screw that one up.  Dom has deen dragging them all over the place, love that man.

2 points for the takedown by Seamus there. 

For a massive unit, Onana has always been such a wet blanket.
Didn't even get touched there.

Read some rumours about some clubs being interessted in Onana. Still trying to figure out what they see in him. But we'll take the money.

No it's the commentator that's gone mad; he thinks that Dyche should get the manager of the year award.

Excellent by Calvert-Lewin. Absolutely shite by Doucs. Under normal circumstances that would have been 1-0.

Stop shaking your monitor...
Maybe this https://v1.streameast.top/match/soccer/everton-vs-sheffield-united/11352527

Absolute wank by Doucs there.

What a take down, dribble and pass by Dom though.

I truly can't wait to see Onana gone and *potentially* how much money we can get from him

Hate Youtube ...
Well, looking forward to a win and a clean-sheet for Pickford. If that could be mixed with some nice play then it could be a perfect day.
COYB 🎉

We've got to do something about these tourist fans.

This is what happens when you don't tell people to fuck off enough.

Call me a cunt all you want, but I’ll be mortgage free after those games. 😂

I have quite a firm grip, thanks. I already acknowledged there's no clean money and explained why I don't like the options. I already lost a lot of love for the game with the last World Cups, I was always nervous about Moshiri... Us completely selling out to an outfit like that doesn't fit with what Everton means to me.