chicagoblue

I'll have the mustard ready for my shoe, but won't be taking the first bite until he actually runs out in our shirt.

In Martinez pre match he's said we're showing "excellent signs" of late. The man belongs in the loony bin. Have no doubt that we'll win, but we need a change of set up to put things right.

Previously rumoured that Brighton (?!) had bid 7.3 million. For a player on a reported $48,000 (US) and playing in Ecuador. Doesn't quite add up to me. 25, and good goals record, so fits the theoretical bill, but I'll eat my shoe if we sign anyone else this window.

Despite our lowly league position, decrepit stadium, and shithouse commercial deals, I still reckon we're a very attractive proposition to many European coaches. We have a very solid squad, with reasonably money for players every season and in the biggest, most watched league in the world. Managers who want to make a name for themselves want to work in England. Not sure that's what we need, but there certainly seems a dearth of quality UK managerial talent.

See almost no chance of Howard leaving mid season. There aren't even grumblings or a reasonable replacement. Only caveat being that, given our shite position in the league, might be worth giving Joel the rest of the season and making a decision as to long term replacement based on his performances.

We really are shit

More classic Everton

Ball was out and a deflected goal. We have no luck

Well we still can't defend, but that was a horse shit way to lose. Fail to win any of three headers to clear and the Terry, who I said would score as soon as he put into his own beer, a yard offside in clear view of the official and not given in the 98th minute.

Thought it was 100% a pen

What's with Stones going to ground in the penalty area in the last seconds of matches?

Navas is a more expensive, Spanish Aaron Lennon

Uh oh, what's wrong with Tom?

Who bet on Mori? Well done.

Every other sentence on the Everton radio broadcast is "Ross gives it away again"

Suicidal play from the time we scored the third

Fuck off Everton

Should have been Naismith on fit Cleverly 10 minutes ago

And makes me eat my words. Unreal touch from Barkley

I can see why Mirallas is spending all his time on the bench

No, Vardy had lost control of the bank with his touch

Now being on Naismith for Cleverly

Suicidal play

Fuck off Howard

Kone is done, get him off