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Words In The Title Take any word out of the song title and name another song that has that word in the title - see how long we can keep this one going (name the artist too but you can't use that in the name of your song) Example: Roll Over Lay Down (Status Quo) Down At The Tube Station At Midnight (The Jam) In The Midnight Hour (Wilson Pickett) Could you also make sure that you bold the word of the title, it dosen't take a moment to do and makes it a lot easier to see the word that you have to carry on. Ready? Any question's PM me. The starter: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Green Day)

Actually I've not Not a bad song there mate.

Nuno is a fantastic player. I've always liked him, his playing style is great. Get the ball at the back and look for a man. He's great when he's playing for Portugal because they all play like that. Remember one game in the 2006 World Cup when he was linking up well with Cristiano Ronaldo all game. He's a real good player for us shame he's retired from the International game - Can't wait to see him in the squad soon.

Scored my first competative goal in 3 years yesterday. I play as a goalkeeper now so as you can imagine I don't see much of the ball in an attacking sense. I was playing against a rival school on thier pitch which was for some reason really hard at one end. The rain had made the pitch kinda' muddy but the opposite box was hard, mainly due to lots of sand covering it. We were 5-0 up and looking good for the win when we get bombarded by thier attack force. They managed to scrap a few shots at us but we defend them all and clear our lines. They managed to get another attack and this time it was looking good to go in. I managed to tip the ball round for a corner but for some reason they decide to push thier whole team bar the goalkeeper into the box. The corner comes across but its not really going anywhere and ends up curling towards the six-yard box. An easy catch. I calmly look for players and then remember that thier whole team is in our half and the keeper is now sprinting back to his goal-line. 5-0 up I went for the greedy method and smacked the ball as hard as I could in the goal's direction. The ball flew over the goalkeeper and bounced somewhere near the penalty-spot and into the back of the net. A 90-yard screamer Chuffed.

We may not have become a crap team but the main problem is that we haven't made any progress. We haven't made any efforts to get our team better. We haven't built on our good performances and made ourselves a force again, we needed to get more players to adapt to the new teams strengths. We should have bought players, we should have focused more, we should have done it completely differant and this is why we are stuck in this mess. It's going to be hard against Liege but I'm hoping we can get something from this.

Oh, sorry for that, just read what I've done wrong.

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Porcupine Tree: The Sound Of Muzak Porcupine Tree: Trains Live Porcupine Tree: Fear Of A Blank Planet Porcupine Tree: Open Car Lostprophets: Cant Catch Tomorrow Lostprophets: A Million Miles Lostprophets: Streets Of Nowhere Feeder: Itsumo Dream Theater: Octavarium Dream Theater: Forsaken Coldplay: Viva La Vida Coldplay: Violet Hill Coldplay: X & Y Coldplay: Yellow <3

Just been watching Jeremy Kyle downstairs. It's great that show, a lot better than Trisha and Maury. Ended up in bed yesterday bored watching random channels like 'Homes Under The Hammer' and 'Cash In The Attic' I hate those programs but for some reason they're quite good when your ill The Maths Channel - Maths series for five- to seven-year-olds, addressing tricky topics that pupils find difficult to learn and teachers find hard to explain. The difference between two numbers is the same whether you count on or count back. ^ <_<

Can't beat a good steak pie and chips! Having that for my dinner now. Those one's you can get from Asda are brilliant! Just had a Hampsons Meat & Potato Pasty for my breakfast along with a nice bacon sandwitch. Great they are. Don't know what I'm having for dinner or lunch today - will find out later. Edit: Just had a Tiger Bun for lunch, lovely. Anyone know what they are?

1) What will the outcome of the match be? Everton 2 Newcastle 0 2) Which player should we fear most? Yakubu, when he's on form he's a great player. Strong and knows where the net is. Better keep him marked tight. 3) Which player do you fear most? Micheal Owen - still a fantastic player. 4) Where do you think you will finish this season? 8th-10th 5) Where do you think Newcastle will finish this season? 14th-15th

What about Phil Neville Looking foreward to this game now more than ever. I'm going to the shop tomorrow and picking it up. The tall players will really come into the play this season. I like to play the start with Everton until I get bored and I'll try something new. I always end up taking charge of Chelsea and Manchester United just so I can make huge signings. By the sounds of it this addition could put Pro Evoulution to death.

Ah thanks a lot for the edit button. Offel's just awful (that rhymes:P) I actually coulden't eat that stuff. Curries-a-gogo? Your in heaven dude.

I actually couldent eat that I don't like anything to do with insides. I mean heart, liver, kidneys? Not for me thanks. Rice and Yoghurt sound nice thought - and always good to have a Mrs that can cook.

Thanks a lot Jamie!

Had Chiecken Kievs for my tea! Brilliant. Chicken Kievs were great as always and then came a nice bit or corn. Feel all the better now Nipped out a few hours later and grabbed some Popcorn Chicken from the local Kentucky Place. 9

Yeah I've chosen against it. The one below is kinda' cool.

How about you go to sleep mate

Bob came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white Robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Bob, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?" The mysterious man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter." Bob was stunned "You mean I'm dead?? That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family, you've got to send me back straight away." St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Bob was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Bob, "but I have this strange feeling Inside like I'm about to explode." "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?" "Never!" replies Bob. "Well just relax and let it happen So he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him, ever! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting... "Bob, wake up you drunken sod, you've shit the bed!"

“The bottom line is that this is a brilliantly presented, fluidly playable game of football overflowing with new features.” SCORE: 9/10 PlayStation® Official Magazine UK – October 2008 For the record here is the new features that EA are telling us - Polished, refined gameplay - Featuring 250 additions and enhancements to core gameplay, including new animation technology that creates more responsive first-time shooting and passing, faster and more controlled dribbling, and improved trapping, and new player momentum physics that delivers realistic player collisions, authentic jostling for the ball, and more variation in tackling. Adidas Live Season - Dynamic update of player information in-game that mirrors real-life performances. Feel the change in gameplay performance as teams in the real world experience the highs and lows during their campaigns. All the top leagues are included: Barclay’s Premier League, La Liga, Ligue 1, Bundesliga, Serie A and Mexican Primera Division. Custom Team Tactics - Become a first-team coach with the power to tune and balance 11 tactical sliders for 140 attacking and 40 defending options (more than 50,000 combinations) so CPU players and your team perform just like the real-world team or how you think the real team should play. Save your tactics to make strategic decisions to exploit your opponent’s weaknesses during the game. Plus, share your strategies with friends online*. Be A Pro: Seasons - Pick or create a professional player and test your ability over a four season campaign. Master a single position and develop your skills - passing, shooting, positioning, marking -to ultimately become a national legend. Be A Pro: 10 vs 10 Online Team Play - Create your own team of up to 10 friends all playing fixed outfield positions to challenge rival teams of up to 10 players. Instead of thinking as an individual player now you have to think and play as a team. FIFA 09 Clubs - Create your own club or simply join an existing club and compete in an organised league when playing 10 v 10 Online Team Play. FIFA 09 Clubs will determine the best virtual team in the world with up-to 50 players able to join a club. Club Managers select the team and can recruit players for their squad. Compete with friends across 15 divisions to be the best club in the world. Improved Goalkeeper Intelligence - Goalkeepers position themselves more intelligently, react to shots more realistically and recover from saves faster. Customised Controllers - Create your own bespoke controller configuration, save it and even take it online effortlessly. Assign actions to the buttons exactly how you like them for complete control.

1. ToffeeTalk's Regulator 2. Cliff Richard 3. Elvis 4. Leona Lewis 5. Elton John

Christmas No.1?

Yeah wait about a month before you get that 'Nil Satis' one put across your forehead.

Everton 4 England Joleon Lescott Phil Neville Phil Jagielka Leighton Baines James Vaughan For me when thier at thier best I would expect any of the above to get into Capello's team. Neville especially deserves a place in there.