Mac Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Bastard 44283[/snapback] I can accept that. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_webby Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 now i'm on a flexi contract at the moment and there is loads to be done if need so i can do the hours an get off early when i want at the moment which is cool but just gettin the afternoon off rules jammy git Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 Tonight i will be mostly drinking guiness. Just cracked open a can of the draught stuff and its going down like a £10 whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 In the new IRNBREW advert "Raul, he dance for you", when he splits his kecks, do his testicles actually bounce off the floor? We think so. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 (edited) What a show 'the fast show was'.... Loved the fella who said 'which is nice' after everything One went something like this.... 'I took away the two then added it back and relised I had found the cure for cancer....which was nice' Laughed me head off when I first heard that, still makes me smile Edited August 13, 2006 by ianthetoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Now that was random Ian, more random than mine. By the way, has anyone mentioned Pat has a tattoo on his 1%. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scouse Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 1% he must have had an enlargement aswell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 Tonight i will be mostly drinking guiness. Just cracked open a can of the draught stuff and its going down like a £10 whore 44785[/snapback] Now that was random Ian, more random than mine. By the way, has anyone mentioned Pat has a tattoo on his 1%. ATB Mac 45048[/snapback] To an extent Mac, but that is off the fast show so I thought I would slip that in (PAAAAAARDDDDDONNNNN) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) Whats with all this changing names shenanigans? Thats it from now on i will only respond to "the poster formaly known as GoldfishMemory" Edited August 14, 2006 by GoldfishMemory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Whats with all this changing names shenanigans? Thats it from know on i will only respond to "the poster formaly known as GoldfishMemory" 45145[/snapback] Whoo the fish is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My names the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Just spotted this on Kipper, i want to be a footballar or even an ex footballer would do! http://www.bluekipper.com/naafi/forcesblues2.htm#rsft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Reidy's a class act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Ive got a bra like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 A re-run of that conversation at Watford next week Claire: "Goldy, Goldy, sign me tits" Goldy: "They're not big enough luv" Claire: "Yeh they are! Look!" Goldy: "I stand corrected luv, cum here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Add a please onto the end and you mite be on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluenose Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 get in there. lucky barsteward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) Claire said...................Add a please onto the end and you mite be on. ................... Can i watch. ...................................................................please. Licker. Edited August 14, 2006 by Licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 (edited) Claire said...................Add a please onto the end and you mite be on. ................... Can i watch. ...................................................................please. Licker. 45219[/snapback] Dear me licker, you let yourself down there, there was no need to say that.... ........I'll film it for ya Edited August 14, 2006 by ianthetoffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 No ones coming anywhere near my boobs with a pen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 No ones coming anywhere near my boobs with a pen! 45262[/snapback] So are you sayin other things are acceptable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Be fair Claire, if you leave an offer like that you can only expect people to get smutty. If anyone wants to sign T's udders, I have a paint tray, gloss roller and 5 litres of royal blue emulsion, that should be good enough for three or four signatures. (I'm sooooooooooooooo in the shit for that one, as long as she doesn't check this thread.) ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romey 1878 Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 No ones coming anywhere near my boobs with a pen! 45262[/snapback] Not even me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 Lol oh you lot make me laugh! And mac I hope she burns down your shed for that comment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Lol oh you lot make me laugh! And mac I hope she burns down your shed for that comment! 45284[/snapback] No insult is worth the destruction of a mans shed, unless you want to play girlfriend rodeo, then you get what you deserve. Girlfriend rodeo - simple little game only for the brave. You and your loved one, (it works for males and females) are getting all fruity and close. Lots of loving and gentle stuff, build the fire before you poor petrol on it. Once the act of copulation is taking place and things are getting to that point, utter the name of a previous lover with real passion in your voice along with a nice little comment "Oh Carole, you are the best ever". See how long you can then stay on for.....my record is 8 seconds. Enjoy. Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 aah.......you managed to finish then Mac. I can do it twice in that time.!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 In 8 seconds i would have thrown the guy out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Ahh, but what an 8 seconds it was........................... Licker, not only did I manage to finish but I also polished off the remainder of the pizza. ATB Mac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 At this present moment we have 1,000 topics in the Everton general discussion thread. No need to thank me, the knowledge I give is free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldfishMemory Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 At this present moment we have 1,000 topics in the Everton general discussion thread. No need to thank me, the knowledge I give is free 45475[/snapback] I love this thread! From girlfriend rodeo to random post counts all in one breath Long live the longest thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 God I'm bored, I'm going to start a game on this. Abba Black Sabbeth Cast Duran Duran Editors Foo Fighters Good Charlotte ...... continue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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